“Things My Dick Does” Illustrates The Secret, And Funny, Life Of A Penis!

Men often joke that their penises have a mind of their own and after seeing these photos we’re starting to believe it is true! This anonymous illustrator used Tumblr to show the imaginary life he attributes to his veiny cock when he’s not looking or when “LD” (Little Dude as he has affectionately named his member) demands his attention. Funny, hot and undoubtedly cute there are times when you actually forget that you are seeing a penis and start to just see the character in the world he has created. We hope our very own Chinpoko doesn’t get jealous with this but we think the charming factor (and hotness) of this cocky character is off the charts. We dare you to scroll down on this post and not smile with every photo, it’s virtually impossible! QC reader, does your own cock has a secret life? Do these photos turn you on? Tell us in the comments!