Caption This! Contest – Ding Dong Bell… Runner Jozef Urban Has A Mid-Race Dick Slip!

Sharpen your Caption This! skills, you are going to need them!

We’re announcing the launch of a contest. Whoever writes the best/funnest/wittiest and cleverest caption for the “after the jump” video is going to be awarded with a coveted Sticky Premium Membership!

Now some context for the clip. Runner Jozef Urban was participating in the Kosice Peace Marathon in Slovakia. The dedicated athlete made an amazing final sprint in the competition. But apparently his dick decided to cross the finish line first! The 31yo sportsman ran for what it seemed an extremely long time completely unaware that his penis was out of his tiny shorts. Spectators in the streets of the Slovakian capital of Bratislava and on the live televised broadcast couldn’t believe the situation. Suffice to say, the incident became a viral hit in the country. In case you’re wondering, Urban finished 10th in the race with a time of 2 hours 21 minutes and 51 seconds. There’s no mention if the dick slip was awarded a place on a different podium! ?

Make the jump to watch the hilarious and hot video… give us your best shot and may the best captioner win!

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