Veggies Rule in the Latest Scenes from MEN.com!

Tired of dildos and your battery operated sex toys, try including cucumbers and squashes in your grocery lists. You can use them for your next sexplorations.

It looks like people from MEN.com were binge-watching some weird Japanese porn and decided to take inspiration from these adult films. In their most recent scenes, they put the spotlight on the cucumber and squash.

Bruno Cartella and Ty Shine teamed up for the ultimate guide to a threesome with an incredibly hard and reliable cucumber. Do not expect the vegetable to cum though. It’s not allowed to outshine the main casts of ‘Cockumber’.

On the other hand, the website has come out with their Thanksgiving offering. ‘Grateful for Squash’ stars Kaleb Stryker, Jack Hunter, Nate Grimes, and Kyle Connors where they all get turned on while in a Thanksgiving feast. Thanks to the gourd who blindly agreed to bottom for Jake Hunter for his debut scene.

Vegans and vegetarians might react like this:

Which vegetables would you like them to experiment with next? Let us know in the comments section below!