Aural Sex: Porn Stars in the Music Industry

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If last week’s Cristo’ Cleer post is any indication, sometimes porn stars should just steer clear of the music industry. After all, Cristo’s beats weren’t dropping our panties nearly as much as his abs. Nonetheless, porn-actor-turned-“musician” appears to be a pretty common title showing up on business cards these days. In response — and also because many of these tracks are gems in their own strange way — we’ve compiled a quick overview of porn’s major music makers. The tracks may not cream your coffee quite the way that the actors themselves do, but the phenomenon is too extensive to be ignored.

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18 May 13 By will 7 Comments

HazeHim: Straight Guys Tricked

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“This week’s Haze winner features a birthday surprise the *** frat gave one of their pledges Brad on his birthday. Brad was surprised while sleeping in his dorm. The brothers came in singing Happy Birthday and told him they had a killer surprise for him — but he had to be blindfolded first. Brad knew they got him a stripper but what Brad didn’t know was the gender of the stripper.

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03 Feb 13 By Dave 6 Comments

Sex Smudges: Fuck Your Way to a Prettier Home

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I’ve got a little arts and crafts project for you, QueerClickers. Evidently there’s a South African artist selling kits that allow couples to make paintings while shagging each other rotten. This approach to home improvement comes hot on the heels of post-prison Martha Stewart’s latest book “Curtains, Penetration, and You.” These kits also make a perfectly romantic Valentine’s Day gift. They say, “I’d really like to think of that time I was inside you and covered in paint every time I look at my wall.”

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01 Feb 13 By will 4 Comments

PSA: Girls Season 2 is Comming

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Sure it’s possible that my attachment to this show is entirely generational, and I have to admit that I didn’t catch on to the Girls craze until about a month ago, but YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. Season Two airs on January 13th. Are you as excited as I am?
My sneaking suspicion is that you QueerClickers haven’t quite come to Planet Unicorn looking for girls, but I had to share my excitement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.

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31 Dec 12 By will 1 Comment

Porn Break: Perfume Genius’ Video “Hood” with Arpad Miklos

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Arpad Miklos is certainly not the first porn star to appear in a music video (Let us not forget this weirdness), and quite honestly, the music in the video is pretty dang bad. However, we’re totally digging this song, “Hood” by Perfume Genius and absolutely love his partner in the video—Arpad Miklos! The song itself is about that feeling if someone really knew you, they would leave. Heavy stuff, but wonderfully balanced by this playful video.

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19 Jan 12 By redmonkey 6 Comments

QCArts: The Music of Hot House’s Sektor 9

QC Arts: The Music of Hot House's Sektor 9
We loved Hot House’s dip back into slippery and sexy leather with their release of Sektor 9. It’s a 2-part leather/fetish blockbuster, in an abandonned Soviet-era gulag turned into a fetish training camp. We love it! Especially with studs such as Jessie Colter, Marc Dylan, Spencer Reed, Jimmy Durano, Chris Daniels, Ben Brown, Brenn Wyson and Tommy Deluca. While the movie is definitely worth checking out at Hot House (or take a sneak peek here on QC), we also really loved the music. Crafted and composed by DJ Little Rock, who we loved back in NYC at Paladium, Limelight, Tunnel, Club USA and more. The score to Sektor 9 is ambient and throbbing—perfect to fuck by, if you ask us!
And best of all, we were pleasantly surprised to also find the audio on SoundCloud for you to enjoy. Get a taste after the jump!

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18 Jan 12 By redmonkey 4 Comments

CockyBoys: Gabriel Clark Double-Stuffs Andrew Elliot

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Watching Gabriel and Andrew mess around is like watching the big brother and little brother goofing about. We already know little Andrew is going down and about to get stuffed like a turkey on Thanksgiving, but we still love watching him struggle under Gabriel’s dominant grasp. Andrew Elliot was learning a few fighting techniques from Gabriel Clark, but Grabriel was just waiting for an opportunity to grab Andrew’s ass and slap it. Judging by the look on Gabriel’s face – it was going to be a long session.

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27 Nov 11 By Dave 3 Comments