It always makes us proud QC papas when one of our favorite cocks goes on to new horizons. Stretch your minds back to 2010 and remember what a stir Ethan caused when he made his debut. His gorgeous face, perfect ass, and giant cock set the interwebz on fire. Well, we’re proud to announce that our *ahem* little Ethan is all grown up and modeling with clothes on.
We’re trying not to be too bummed out that he’s put his cock back in its holster. Ethan appears to have cultivated a slightly new look since his SC days, and it’s working for him. So while his new modeling career might never be as hot as his ball-slapping scenes with Sean Cody, he still remains one of the sexiest men to touchdown (and get fucked) on Planet Unicorn.
If last week’s Cristo’ Cleer post is any indication, sometimes porn stars should just steer clear of the music industry. After all, Cristo’s beats weren’t dropping our panties nearly as much as his abs. Nonetheless, porn-actor-turned-“musician” appears to be a pretty common title showing up on business cards these days. In response — and also because many of these tracks are gems in their own strange way — we’ve compiled a quick overview of porn’s major music makers. The tracks may not cream your coffee quite the way that the actors themselves do, but the phenomenon is too extensive to be ignored.
“This week’s Haze winner features a birthday surprise the *** frat gave one of their pledges Brad on his birthday. Brad was surprised while sleeping in his dorm. The brothers came in singing Happy Birthday and told him they had a killer surprise for him — but he had to be blindfolded first. Brad knew they got him a stripper but what Brad didn’t know was the gender of the stripper.
I’ve got a little arts and crafts project for you, QueerClickers. Evidently there’s a South African artist selling kits that allow couples to make paintings while shagging each other rotten. This approach to home improvement comes hot on the heels of post-prison Martha Stewart’s latest book “Curtains, Penetration, and You.” These kits also make a perfectly romantic Valentine’s Day gift. They say, “I’d really like to think of that time I was inside you and covered in paint every time I look at my wall.”
In his first interview for forty years, Christopher Tolkien — son of author/wizard JRR Tolkien — speaks out against the recent film adaptations of his father’s work.
Now that it’s 2013, we can finally get around to talking about what’s really important: the upcoming season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, premiering on January 28th. The competition looks to be pretty fierce this time around. Does this trailer do anything to whet your appetite?
Sure it’s possible that my attachment to this show is entirely generational, and I have to admit that I didn’t catch on to the Girls craze until about a month ago, but YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. Season Two airs on January 13th. Are you as excited as I am?
My sneaking suspicion is that you QueerClickers haven’t quite come to Planet Unicorn looking for girls, but I had to share my excitement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.
Admit it, good churchgoing gays that you are, you’ve all gone to see Les Miserables over the past two days, and are positively foaming at the mouth over newcomer Eddie Redmayne. Well you’re in luck, because we’ve got the goods for you right here.
Admittedly, pop music and I have a contentious relationship, but I love love love this mash-up retrospective. What do you guys think? Was 2012 a good year for pop? What’s missing from this list?
James Franco is at it again. In collaboration with filmmaker Travis Matthews, Franco has a new film in the works which explores the underside of gay New York’s leather scene. The film is titled “Interior. Leather Bar” and pays tribute to the 1980 thriller “Cruising,” starring Al Pachino. Official trailer after the jump.
Arpad Miklos is certainly not the first porn star to appear in a music video (Let us not forget this weirdness), and quite honestly, the music in the video is pretty dang bad. However, we’re totally digging this song, “Hood” by Perfume Genius and absolutely love his partner in the video—Arpad Miklos! The song itself is about that feeling if someone really knew you, they would leave. Heavy stuff, but wonderfully balanced by this playful video.
Watching Gabriel and Andrew mess around is like watching the big brother and little brother goofing about. We already know little Andrew is going down and about to get stuffed like a turkey on Thanksgiving, but we still love watching him struggle under Gabriel’s dominant grasp. Andrew Elliot was learning a few fighting techniques from Gabriel Clark, but Grabriel was just waiting for an opportunity to grab Andrew’s ass and slap it. Judging by the look on Gabriel’s face – it was going to be a long session.
