Lucas Entertainment Brings Sex, Blood, And Rock-And-Roll Back With Assassin‘s Music Video

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Michael Lucas makes each of his porn epics fabulously over-the-top! After all this is the same man who directed La Dolce Vita, the self-proclaimed “most expensive porn movie ever made!” So it’s no wonder that his latest release, a dark and edgy sex-filled action flick called Assassin, would come with its own music video by pop singer Sir Ari Gold.
The film itself features a fine-assed stable of delicious men including Adam Killian, Wilfried Knight, Steven Daigle, Cliff Jensen, Drew Cutler, Braxton Bond, Rafael Alencar, as well as Brad Star and Junior Stellano (who we had the pleasure of exclusively interviewing)!
We’ve got pictures of all these studs as well as more about the film after the jump!

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17 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments

QCA Art Quickie: Observe The Mating Habits Of The Californian Male


Isn’t nature a wonderful thing? Here we see a twink-breasted red hair trying to get the attention of a brunette muscle-winged skateboarder. Notice how the twink tries to appear larger in size and to court the skateboarder by following close in his tracks. But skateboarders, especially those of the sunshades variety, are notoriously aloof to male admirers. There is however one surefire way to get their attention—a sapstic freaky dance-off. But will this aggressive display of male affection win the twink the object of his desire? Only Daft Punk and director Emile Hirsch know for sure.

17 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

QCA Porn: The Black Spark Inspires Arty Masturbators


When we showed the the intensely arty and hot amateur sex videos of The Black Spark we said that it would be long before he had his imitators. Well that day has come and it is good! Meet The Red Spark and Drasko Bogdanovic, two sexy slender studs who are taking arty JO scenes to the next level.
Each guy has his own style. The Red Spark is like Black Spark lite: he’s got some some black light strip tease action, bleeds food coloring in the bathtub, and eats a lollipop fresh out of his own ass but you can tell he’s just getting started in experimenting how to turn us on with his artistic vision and his body. Drasko Bogdanovic on the other hand has us boned by starting with a slow sensuous stripping and then working his long, uncut meat into a bedazzling kaleidoscope of dicks! And for those of you who miss The Black Spark, Fleshbot informs us that he’s actually scheduled a nationwide tour, so you may get to see him work his black magic in person very soon!
But for those who just can’t get enough of arty porn flair, we have a twisted surprise for you over at QCX’s Fetish 101! Do the words “bisexual mutant orgy” mean anything to you? Oh they will…

27 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice Just Got A Lot Pornier


We’ve talked about the Pride and Prejudice involved in being a 350-pound nude model, but we’ve never properly discussed Jane Austen’s fine comedy of manners. Thank goodness for this abbreviated porn version remixed from the audiobook. Now you can learn all about Mr. Darcy’s dick, Ms. Bennett’s asshole, and the naughty dalliances of Uncle Muffins and Captian Breakfast. Who said our porn website weren’t classy?
Oooh! And don’t forget to check out the audiobook for Harry Potter and the Underage Blowjob

14 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Gay Porn On YouTube: The Most Heartwarming Safe Sex Ad Ever


OK, OK, OK… so this isn’t really gay porn, but this great little short about love and sex has kissing, blowjobs, and some very athletic anal! There’s even a penis rollercoaster ride—wow! And usually safe-sex ads just feature sex, a laundry list of diseases, or some porn star telling you that you need to do it. But how many feature the romantic development of a guy from childhood on with all the heartbreak, hope, trauma, and love found in actual life? Seriously, we love this funny, sexy short and its message: “Live long enough to find the one—protect yourself.”

06 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Porn Break: Lord Of The Ring Mega-Mix!


Unless you have a thing for wizards, elves, and hobbits (and we know some of you nerdy freaks do) this excellent remix of exclamations from all three Lord of the Rings films should provide an excellent porn break. Of course, if you’re one of those aforementioned fanboys who get a sword in their pants over dwarves and paladins, then there’s a collection of sexy LOTR links below. See? We love you hot nerds!

06 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

QCA Music Quickie: Christeene’s “Bustin Brown”


You may remember the rapping “drag-terrorist” Christeene and her raunchy video for “Fix My Dick”. She’s a mess of a man who calls her ass a pussy and calls her dick a tube steak. Anyhow, she’s back and encouraging folks to drop it in someone’s “buh-ho.” Don’t back down from the brown, cuz’ Christeene is ready to go to pound town. Heck, she’s even willing to crawl up in a colon herself with her two hairy and beefy studs—an insanely dirty scene that you won’t believe!

05 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

QCA Music Quickie: Kazaky’s “LOVE” Involves Beer, High Heels, Onions


Color us orange, but the Ukranian boy band Kazaky is so crazy campy hot that you’d have to be queer NOT to love ’em. We featured their first viral video that had some seriously sweaty hip-hop ballet and the boys all striking dangerous poses in high heels. Well, they’ve dusted off even higher heels and are doing some cray-cray choreography in Mortal Kombat cosutumes. Plus the song has a bunch of delightful East European surprises like the lyrics—”Fuck, money, trent(?), fame, sex, beer, fashion.”—and even some onion-headed dancers… because East European gays love onions… we guess.

24 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 9 Comments

QCA Music: Zeb Atlas And Pearly Gates Cover Diana Ross’ Love Addiction


Once upon a time singer Pearly Gates had a naive romantic fantasy about the star of Berlin Erotic Encounters, Zeb Atlas. In her daydream, she imagined Zeb pumping his delts and pointing to faggy pie charts while away from home when in all likelihood he was probably fucking Adam Killian and getting blown by Jake Cruise. But in her most recent video covering Diana Ross’ Love Hangover, she and Zeb embrace his real-life dick suckery and start acting gay for each other—gay, Gay, GAY!!!
The video begins with Zeb lathering his massive man-boob in a neon-lit bubble bath while Pearly lounges on her bed in a sultry red dress (as women do). But then, watch out bitches! Here comes the sassy club beat! Zeb intensely bites his lip, pouts, and rocks back in forth while two undergraduate dance majors behind him show him up with their 1990s moves. Zeb’s biceps are as big as his head and if he flexes too hard, he’ll explode the recording studio… put the powder kegs away, Zeb!
Then, at 0:47 the insanely ripped muscleman unimpressively rips open his shirt with not one but two tries. TWO??!! C’mon, Zeb! Before this we thought you could rip apart a zebra with your bare hands, but now we’ve seen you bested by a wimpy cotton undershirt and it makes us a little sad. But worry not, because after his flaccid display it’s onto the slow jamz… and Pearly is massaging his pepperoni-sized nipples through his shirt something awful. But Zeb’s not interested in making sweet love to women or men. He’s all about the music betches, so BACK OFF!
Actually, Pearly knows who butters her bread and near the end of the video she delivers what we gay fans actually want… not auto-tuned Diana Ross covers or Zeb dancing in a lavender-colored gay bar. No, what we want is Zeb shirtless in tight jeans and briefs. That way we can still we appreciate he and Pearly’s fake not-gay relationship while also appreciating his furry rock hard body and delicious ass.

19 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

QCA Porn: How Long Until Studios Start Ripping Off BlackSpark’s Style?

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We all know how horrible porn acting can be. And studios will spend zillions to make buttsecks look arty. But the latest XTube star BlackSpark shows you don’t need crappy scripts and big budgets to make awesome, intelligent, and arty porn—you just need some colored lights, good editing, and hot men!
We are loving his work. We’ve always thought that ChaosMen’s edge videos were some of the artiest porn we’ve seen—they take a blowjob, edit it out of sequence, throw in a pulsing heartbeat and some surprise shots of rimming, pissplay, and dildo work, and then build to a cum splattering climax! Very cool. Well, the cool, confident, lo-fi, DIY aesthetic of BlackSpark really turns us on. Hell, he makes washing dishes look sexy and whoever his cameraman is really know how to work the angles. And some of his best videos are free!
Are you listening porn studios? This anonymous sexual superhero is showing you up… and us arty porn fags are hungry for more.

12 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 14 Comments

All Things Queer: Hunting During Christmas Is Dangerous


We found this hilariously demented Dutch short and we just had to share. We’re not in favor of hunting necessarily, but then again neither is this film. If we said any more we’d ruin it, so just watch. And season’s bleedings!

22 Dec 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

QCA Art: The Sexy Papis Of Manuel A. Acevedo

QCA Art: The Sexy Papis Of Manuel A. Acevedo
While Manuel A. Acevedo is no Albrecht Durer, his modest pencil and ink drawings of Latino men radiate with sexual appeal. He’s a California-based artist who takes his inspiration from real-life images of the Puerto Rican and blatino gay scene that blurs the lines between straight and gay, butch and femme into a satisfyingly queer shade of brown. Plus how often is it that you see a hot Latin man grabbing his thick bulge in his briefs and feel like you can look as long as you want rather than just sneak a peek. By all means, look all you like!
Via MOC Blog

10 Dec 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!