Hot Businessman Can’t Get Laid, Resorts To Mediocre Cybersex


We’ve all been there before. You go to the bar all dressed up and have a drink hoping someone will come around. Then you start texting out of boredom before deciding to go home and jerk off instead. Rest assured, it’s not pathetic… in fact, mega-hot businessmen do it too! Just check out this chiseled stud downing an overpriced cocktail before going back to his weirdly sterile hotel room to strip down for what seems the most boring cyber-sex session ever.
Not only are they horrible at dirty talk— “MMMMM” “REALLY?” “WOULD YOU DARE?”—but his web cam has horrible resolution. You’d think a world traveling, designer underwearing guy with a personal trainer could afford a higher quality webcam or at least a classy hooker. You’d be wrong. See? Sometimes hot men have boring sex lives too.
At least his chat partner uses a default male avatar meaning that this commercial for Gregg Homme Underwear definitely gay (like Men at Play) instead of pretending to be for women (like Playgirl). They also say this video is to be continued. Uhhh, unless the next video is off this guy jerking off and sticking toys into his butt, we’re hard pressed to figure out how to make him any more naked. But will we watch. Oh yes, we will…
Oh but what’s this? Apparently Gregg Homme released another two parter softcore after the jump. Let’s see what we can expect, shall we?

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30 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Trent Locke on Guys With iPhones

Trent Locke on Guys with iPhones
Porn star and all around hot stud Trent Locke showed up on Guys With iPhones looking disarmingly cute. We could get lost in those blue puppies for hours, not to mention his furry chest, so inviting and cozy! Let’s hope next time he decides to go more adventurous, we still can’t forget this pic from last year.
For more iPhone-loving Porn Stars and all kinds of amateurs hunks visit GuysWithiPhones.

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29 Mar 11 By G. 2 Comments

QCA Porn: The Black Spark Inspires Arty Masturbators


When we showed the the intensely arty and hot amateur sex videos of The Black Spark we said that it would be long before he had his imitators. Well that day has come and it is good! Meet The Red Spark and Drasko Bogdanovic, two sexy slender studs who are taking arty JO scenes to the next level.
Each guy has his own style. The Red Spark is like Black Spark lite: he’s got some some black light strip tease action, bleeds food coloring in the bathtub, and eats a lollipop fresh out of his own ass but you can tell he’s just getting started in experimenting how to turn us on with his artistic vision and his body. Drasko Bogdanovic on the other hand has us boned by starting with a slow sensuous stripping and then working his long, uncut meat into a bedazzling kaleidoscope of dicks! And for those of you who miss The Black Spark, Fleshbot informs us that he’s actually scheduled a nationwide tour, so you may get to see him work his black magic in person very soon!
But for those who just can’t get enough of arty porn flair, we have a twisted surprise for you over at QCX’s Fetish 101! Do the words “bisexual mutant orgy” mean anything to you? Oh they will…

27 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Ginormous Cock on Guys With iPhones

Ginormous Cock on Guys With iPhones
Yesterday hell broke loose in GuysWithiPhones, the pic above amassed the impressive amount of 140 comments in just a couple of hours and it’s pretty obvious why. That thing is HUGE! Even with a semi-erection looks phenomenal.
According to people informed with the matter it belongs to a lucky Brazilian guy named Erik, and we are more than glad the he decided to share this sight with the world. He has promised more pics so we sure are going to keep visiting GuysWithiPhones to keep track of his updates, (and the hundreds of other guys with gorgeous bodies and beautiful cocks of course).
If you think you can do better, we dare you to upload your own iPhone pic here!

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19 Mar 11 By G. 15 Comments

Behold! The Gayest Beer Commercial In The World!


OK, so it’s not an ad for beer so much as an ad for a boot-shaped beer glass, but it’s still gay as blazes! The techno music, metal-studded shades, and shirtless beefcake in lederhosen got us hooked. Just one problem–apart from the guy drinking mayonnaise that is–we’re almost certainly not their target audience. Oh well… bottoms up!

05 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments