Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Our Undies Wet By Posing In His

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In 1985 musician and model Grace Jones released a compliation album of her biggest hits called Island Life. For the album cover her then partner Jean-Paul Goude created an impossible image of Grace striking a graceful pose. Now, 26 years later, irresistible Hollywood hunk Jake Gyllenhaal has recreated her iconic image. And though he lacks Grace’s elongated limbs, shiny skin, crazy stoopid butt and magenta leg warmers we’re still hoping this picture becomes iconic. In fact, we’re willing to keep passing this picture around the internet for the next quarter century!

18 May 11 By paperbagwriter 10 Comments

Towel Dude on Guys With iPhones

Towel Dude on Guys With iPhones
Along with cellphone bills, towels are the bane of our existence. Luckily for us, once in a while a hot dude comes and drop the vile piece of fabric to reveal a sexy tan line and more… The revealing after the jump!
With 49,423 hot photos and counting, Guys With iPhones is fast approaching its 50,000th photo! Submit your photos today and stand a chance to win iPod Shuffles and the grand prize: an iPad 2! More details available here.
GWiP'S RACE TO THE 50K!

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17 May 11 By G. 3 Comments

Jake Shears Has Tweeted His Porniest Picture Yet!


Between his posing mostly nude in a magazine, getting a Rentboy profile, and exposing his balls onstage, Scissor Sisters’ frontman Jake Shears has slowly edged to the world of porn. In fact, according to The Sword, Shears has been hanging in LA with porn stars like Samuel Colt and Chris Porter… and then he tweeted some delicious pictures of himself in a jockstrap. Wanna see? Of course you do.

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13 May 11 By paperbagwriter 15 Comments

Colt Studio Hunks on Guys With iPhones

Josh West (from Colt Studios) on Guys With iPhones
A trilogy of hunks from Colt Studios showed up on Guys With iPhones. These manly, testosterone-driven studs left us drooling in awe. Make your pick, Bob Heager, Josh West or Aaron Cage. So hard to chose who’s hotter!
With 49,215 hot photos and counting, Guys With iPhones is fast approaching its 50,000th photo! Submit your photos today and stand a chance to win iPod Shuffles and the grand prize: an iPad 2! More details available here.
GWiP'S RACE TO THE 50K!

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13 May 11 By G. 3 Comments

Cute (and Hot) Couples on Guys With iPhones

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Saint Valentine’s day was a while ago, but love is definitely in the air. Come with us to check a few couples that recently shared their cuteness (and hotness) on GWiP.
With 49,153 hot photos and counting, Guys With iPhones is fast approaching its 50,000th photo! Submit your photos today and stand a chance to win iPod Shuffles and the grand prize: an iPad 2! More details available here.
GWiP'S RACE TO THE 50K!

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11 May 11 By G. 2 Comments

Our Nude Of Jake Gyllenhaal: Fake Or Awesome (Or Both)?

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Our never ending quest to see Jake’s snake has led us to a very convincing photograph that, if real, would be like the Holy Grail of the celebrity skin world. It’s almost certainly, definitely, one-hundred percent fake, but dang if it isn’t the best fake we’ve seen— pic and just exactly what you’d hope to find once you stripped him naked. Come and live the dream with us after the jump!

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09 May 11 By paperbagwriter 25 Comments

Harry Shum Jr. on Guys With iPhones

Harry Shum Jr. on Guys With iPhones
Asian cutie Harry Shum Jr., also known as Mike Chang on Fox smash hit Glee, celebrated his 29th birthday a couple of days ago and used the occasion to show the world how much he loves his iPhone with a huge iCake!
With 48,852 hot photos and counting, Guys With iPhones is fast approaching its 50,000th photo! Submit your photos today and stand a chance to win iPod Shuffles and the grand prize: an iPad 2! More details available here.
GWiP'S RACE TO THE 50K!

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05 May 11 By G. 8 Comments

Porn Break (Sorta): Jacob Sharpe Knows How To Handle Several Pairs Of Pink Balls


Move over Chip Tanner! Compared to scruffy, pink shorts-wearing Jacob Sharpe you’re just but a juggling hobbyist. Sharpe shows off some of the most insane ball-handling skills you’ve ever seen—seriously, is this guy a superhero with super coordination and sixth-sense or what? And the fact that the bearded young hottie does it all shirtless and in a pair of tight pink shorts…. ahhhhh! Oh, Mr. Sharpe! Please let us run away and join the circus with you!
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04 May 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

You Are Not Ready For ULTIMATE HOOKER YOGA!!!

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You can always tell a good yoga instructor by the size of his pole. Self-proclaimed Tantric Kundalini yoga instructor Phillip Ryan Deal* has a huge pole, that is, a huge stripper pole that he keeps in his studio. You see, he’s also a male stripper and “sexologist” who incorporates sexual movements into his naked yoga positions. Why? So you can use those same Kama Sutra positions in the bedroom and achieve mind and wad-blowing, soul-erupting sex!!!(just like him)!!! Can you master the acrobatic array of Sean Cody sex positions??
His yoga moves also incorporate common stripper tropes like “The Booty Clap”, “The Dick Slam” and “The Floor Grind” to uncoil the great creative energy hiding in your ass. Practice hard enough and Phillip might even teach you about “spreading your asshole” so you can achieve the awesomest anal arousal ever—like this. Dreams really DO cum buckets!
This is not your gay uncle’s softcore naked yoga! Check out Phillip’s tantric hooker moves, after the jump!
*aka XTube star adamlikesapples

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01 May 11 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

GWiP’s Race to the 50K!

GWiP's Race to the 50K!
We’re apparently not the only ones who love the sexy smartphone site Guys With iPhones. As we type this, the 2-year-old site nears its 50,000th photo—that’s a lot of hot men! And to celebrate they’re holding a killer contest where you can win an iPad 2 or one of 5 iPod Shuffles! Yes sirs, it’s “GWiP’s Race to the 50K!
It’s easy to play and win. Anyone over the age of 18 with a valid e-mail address should send in their sexiest shots of guys with iPhones to [email protected]— send as many as you like. Five of the best shots leading up to the 50,000 mark will win iPod Shuffles. And whoever submits the 50,000th shot will win the grand prize—an iPad 2!!!
You can find the full rules and details over at GWiP, but here’s a hint: they’re looking for fun and sexy pics, so the hotter and more playful the better. And keep an eye on QueerClick, the winners will be announced here. So get out there and give it your best shot!

27 Apr 11 By G. 5 Comments

Jovany Barreto (from American Idol 10) on Guys With iPhones

Jovany Barreto (from American Idol 10) on Guys With iPhones
It is not new that reality show stars (and celebs in general) try to ride the wave of success for as long as it is possible. What it is somewhat new to them is the 2.0 passage rite of internet exposure, the mandatory GWiP pic. This week case: former American Idol Season 10 contestant and Cuban-American hottie Jovany Barreto.
More pics after the jump!

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26 Apr 11 By G. 6 Comments

QCA Art Quickie: Observe The Mating Habits Of The Californian Male


Isn’t nature a wonderful thing? Here we see a twink-breasted red hair trying to get the attention of a brunette muscle-winged skateboarder. Notice how the twink tries to appear larger in size and to court the skateboarder by following close in his tracks. But skateboarders, especially those of the sunshades variety, are notoriously aloof to male admirers. There is however one surefire way to get their attention—a sapstic freaky dance-off. But will this aggressive display of male affection win the twink the object of his desire? Only Daft Punk and director Emile Hirsch know for sure.

17 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments