Dustin Zito just refuses to go away, and we can’t decide if we’re thrilled or annoyed about it. You folks remember the stink Zito caused a few years ago when he was cast on MTV’s 502nd season of The Real World. During the season, it came out that he had been a model for FratPad. Appropriate drama ensued. Well, lately he’s been back on tv and in the blogosphere because he’s appeared on Couples Therapy with his girlfriend, in an attempt to publicly work out their issues. Perhaps what chafes the most about Dustin’s stint as reality star is that his drama never changes. The televised fights he’s having about his porn past are the same as they were back in 2011. Shouldn’t we expect multi-faceted drama out of our reality stars? Is that too much to hope for?!
Since we can’t quite decide our own feelings about Dustin/Spencer, we’ll go ahead and call this a “Dustin Zito appreciation post,” because we can’t deny that he’s one of Fratmen’s sexiest models, even if his celebrity verges on overexposure.
Can it be? Did our wildest dreams come true?! Josh Hutcherson, star of the forthcoming Catching Fire movie and Jennifer Lawrence bestie, has allegedly had a dick pic leak.
Apparently back in 2010/2011, Josh was caught on an online dating site, where he went by the name “Connor” and proceeded to send pictures (and the occasional video) to girls. Some girls have all the luck, ya know? Josh himself has yet to comment on the story. Which might mean it’s true. In any event, this seems like the perfect PR campaign for Catching Fire, especially since the wang in question is pretty amazing. Check it out after the jump!
Uhhh guys. When’s the last time you’ve checked out rugby player Ben Foden? He had sort of slipped our radar until someone posted an extremely hot bulge pic on sticky earlier this week. We completely forgot how sexy he is! Ben is so hot, it kills us. And that’s almost not a metaphor.
Hydrate, clear some jerkoff time in your day, and prepare yourselves for a long, hot scroll. We hope that bulge is getting some regular attention, because it definitely deserves it.
How did your Saturday night go? It probably went really well (or didn’t depending on your choice of perspective) with Marcus Jordan, son of Michael, having his dick pic leaked onto the Interwebs through his personal Twitter account @SASBMJ.
Realizing his mistake (sexting session gone wrong perhaps?), very likely through many of his 50000 plus followers, he took that photo offline faster than your dick could shrink if you were caught wanking by your mother.
Thank god for iPhone screenshots.
Luke Evans appears to be having a weird time of it. In the wake of last year’s coming out/going back in/coming out/going back in fiasco, Evans was seen on Cam4 doing a striptease under the name stupidactor (Famous Boy Drunk). That oughtta quash all the gay rumors!
You know Luke from the Immortals, the Fast and the Furious franchise, and The Hobbit. He’s sort of like an older, sexier Orlando Bloom. We’re a little puzzled as to why he would do this, but alcohol makes all ideas seem like good ones, doesn’t it? So far we can’t find any actual naked pics, but the fantasy provided by his PG-rated strip show is enough to sustain us until he actually makes his porn debut.
Regardless of your own political views, you gotta admit the sexy, scruffy, dashingly handsome, openly gay and smart Brian Sims, who is in the Pennsylvania House of Representatives in the 182nd district is awfully hot—both superficially for his looks and for his smart, sensible words and commitment to uphold ideas of equality for all.
Sims was the first openly gay person elected to the Pennsylvania General Assembly. We suspect his stocky, fucking sexy build has a lot to do with his early days of playing college football. He was recognized as a scholar athlete. Following the longest season in the Division II schools history, Sims also came out as gay. In doing so, the regional All-American and team captain became the only openly gay college football captain in NCAA history. Awesome stuff.
And our favorite detail… Brian is currently single.
[Update: Seems like George Burgess has made his appearanceon GuysWithiPhones too!]
English-born rugby player George Burgess caused a bit of a scandal this week when nude pictures of him accidentally leaked on twitter. We’re not totally sure why this is such a scandal. At 21 years old and 6’5, Gorgeous George doesn’t have a single thing in the entire world to be ashamed of. Seriously, this man is the stuff action figures are modeled on. If anyone in the entire world has a right to be naked in public, it’s this man!
Justin had to take a real bad piss, and decided it would be funny to piss in a mop bucket back stage. Little did he know that one of his stage hands, was video taping the entire incident with there cell phone. You can also hear him saying “Fuck Bill Blinton” in the video.
Here’s a quick update on a post from about a month ago. We’ve stumbled across some more Kirk Norcross nudes. Plus, it looks like Kirk is starting to gain some muscle, which is almost always a good thing. Feast your eyes on this deliciousness!
As a follow-up on last week’s post about Balian Buschbaum, we’ve put together this list of four other transmen who we’d happily go to bed with. Seriously though, some of these transformations are absolutely incredible. Plus, you’ll be happy to know that in spite of the fact that he passed through Cher’s birth canal, we’ve neglected to include Chaz Bono in this list. We think Chaz is attractive and everything, we just thought we’d give some other people a bite at the apple, you know? Enjoy!
Feast your eye-sicles on this sexy motherfucker. Balian Buschbaum is a former German pole vaulter. In 2003, Balian became the second best pole vaulter in Germany. Which is really just our official way of hoping that this guy knows his way around a pole. (Was that joke too easy? Do you feel cheap?)
Sadly, Balian retired in 2007, but has gone on to do some modeling and compete on a Dancing with the Stars variation called Let’s Dance. So you can watch his muscles flexing and shaking pretty much as often as you want.
Perhaps to no one’s surprise, another reality TV contestant has made the transition to porn. Nathaniel Marshall, who made it to the top 36 on American Idol in 2009 made his Men.com debut this week as Jadyn Daniels.
Sure, no one’s really watching the show anymore, but as so many American Idol contestants are coming out (shocker, I know), I have to wonder what the Idol hotel rooms are like, after-hours. I’m envisioning giant sex parties with Mariah Carey sitting in a dark corner with a glass of Cristal, chain-smoking and cackling to herself. Not particularly surprising, is it? Isn’t that pretty much what Adam Lambert went on the show to do!?