In honor of Editor D’s birthday, no less! (Ok, fine, it was also her 45th birthday, but we’d like to think she’s a big QC fan). Happy Birthday, D and Kylie.
Model/Actor/Reality Star/Very pretty British guy Kirk Norcross can add another slash to his business card: interweb masturbator. Norcross caused a minor scandal earlier this month when pictures of him jerking off on Skype surfaced. The pictures aren’t the highest quality, but they show him jerking it while Skyping with a fetish model.
What’s particularly interesting about this scandal is that Kirk loves to brag about how many women he has had sex with, and has gone on record that he really doesn’t give a shit about other people seeing him naked. Nonetheless, Kirk tweeted “People these days!!!! Cooooome oooonnn guys we have all done it I’m just the stupid one that got caught!’ Hilariously (and maybe logistically impossible), the 25 year old claims to have slept with 1000 women. So, hypothetically, a pretty sizable portion of the earth’s population has already seen the goods.
Plus, it’s not like he has anything to be ashamed of.
If Sandra Bullock has taught us anything, and maybe she hasn’t, it’s that beauty pageants are rife with scandal and gossip (see Miss Congeniality as a point of reference). Recently, Lucas Entertainment signed a new exclusive model, Demian Holt. This Serbian stud is sexy as hell and shows a great deal of promise. The scandal is that he used to be Mr. Serbia in 2010, representing the country in a number of different pageants. Demian Holt, then competing under the name Vasa Nestorovic, failed to place in the Mr. World pageant in 2010, but has since gone on to do some modeling work. And apparently some porn. Check out the message he recorded for his Mr. World competition after the jump.
In the latest episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (so bad it’s good), Ryan Lochte reveals that he spends up to 4-5 hours shaving (yes, including the bits that we don’t see). But no, that’s not where the money shot lies. The soundbite that got us jizzin’ our pants is that he uses custom-made gold plated razors which no one else uses. Ryan, that’s cos we use rainbow sugar coated ones.
Smooth chicken thighs and video for your drooling/chuckling pleasure after the jump.
It’s a case of real-life Sporno! (Ok, fine, all Sporno is real-life Sporno, but this one is even sporn-ier.) In the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, NBA player Jason Collins announces that he is gay, which makes him the first openly gay man to play a major American sport. Sure, this is a giant step for gay rights in America, but even more importantly, Jason Collins is extremely sexy. It’s scientifically proven that as more professional athletes come out, more hot locker-room fuck sessions will occur. Trust us, we’ve crunched the numbers.
In all seriousness though, we want to add ours to the chorus of voices congratulating Jason Collins on this huge event both in his personal life and in gay history. It must have taken a ton of courage, and you have proven yourself an important role model. Welcome to Planet Unicorn! Plus, now that we know what kind of porn you’re looking at, Jason, we expect you to be more active in our QComment threads.
The husky champs of Aussie Rules (the “Australian Football League”, if you must know), have no idea how hot they are, and that’s just the way we like it.
They also have an in-house way of celebrating when they kick a goal, which they also don’t realise instantly generates hard-ons the world over. Names are included on each picture if you want to do your own research, or vote in the comments on your favourite – it’s not an easy choice.
Ultimate Fighting Championships is the sport where two testosterone-pumped jocks are locked in a cage with each other, stripped to the waist, and kick and fuck the shit out of each other until only one of them is left standing.
Gay porn people will know the sport due to the controversy that exploded when Sean Cody model Danny appeared in the lightweight division of the sport under the name of Danny Cochrane.
Wasn’t it heartwarming and kinda hard-on inducing to see how the macho meathheads who play and watch UFC didn’t hold Danny/Dakota’s past against him, and his fan base grew more after the controversy. Gay-friendly straight guys. They’re increasing in number, and we love them.
But anyway, poor Danny wouldn’t stand a chance against Heavyweight UFC Champion Todd Duffee, who in profile looks like Ancient Roman statuary but in the ring, belts the living brains out of his opponent like something out of a Mongolian pitbull fight.
Ever since his days with Wu-Tang, we’ve had this fantasy in the back of our minds. In fact, it’s been so long that we had all but given up hope. Good news, QueerClickers! We finally, finally get a glimpse at what lies between this rapper’s legs, and it was well worth the wait. Method Man’s cock looks so good, it almost makes us want to re-watch How High. Emphasis on almost.
Some of you may be wondering why it’s taken us so long in our SPORNO series to get around to Ben Cohen, the towering British rugby champion who is also a vocal supporter of gay rights that established his own foundation to combat bullying.
Earlier this week at the annual GLAAD Awards, Madonna gave a speech in which she honored Anderson Cooper and proved that she’s still as capable of controversy as ever. In the speech, which she presented while wearing a Cub Scout uniform, Madonna took on a variety of topics, including the Boy Scouts, bullying, the Israeli Palestinian conflict, and PussyRiot. Plus, let’s be honest, she gave herself quite a few pats on the back in the process.
She finally got around to mentioning Anderson Cooper — to whom she was presenting the Vito Russo Award. She began by saying, “I am here to give an award to someone that I admire, to someone who is brave, to someone who has made a difference in the world by promoting equality and giving a voice to the LGBT community.” And, of course, no speech about Anderson Cooper would be complete without mentioning his eyes and his ass. [Full Video After the Jump]
Queerlick is all about variety, so we thought twice before going with another wrestler for our weekly SPORNO so soon after Ben Provisor. But, 28-year-old Michigan wrestler Jake Herbert is just too fucking HOT to pass by.
We absolutely love finding porn actors in pop culture. Loyal QueerClickers have long known that porn stars make the hottest actors, and it looks like Katy Perry is finally catching on. She cast David Circus in the video for “Firework.” Sure, his official billing is probably “attractive gay dude,” quite the stretch for him, but we’re glad to see him with more acting work. Note the distinctive “Fame Monster” tattoo.
David Circus has done several hot scenes for Hard Brit Lads,UK Naked Men, and Bentley Race. We casually wonder if David’s acting resume mentions that he sucks dick like a pro. Or that he looks much better after a fine coating of semen.
In honor of International No One Remembers Who Tara Reid Is Day, we’re bringing you a collection of very important dick slips. Think of it like a smutty historiography, really, drawn from sports and celebrities. Because we know how important it is to be a well-rounded student of the cock.
Not that we would ever wish this, but wouldn’t you think soccer and players might be inclined to start wearing better underwear? As is, they might as well not be wearing pants at all. Which is something we’d like to see.
Behold, QueerClickers, one of the most massive guys we’ve ever seen. Lady Gaga’s personal bodyguard, Peter van der Veen is a Holland native and basically a gigantic ball of muscles. Seriously, look at him. We’d love to catch a glimpse of what this guy eats in a day. And it looks like everything is in proportion, if you know what we mean.