Dustin Zito’s Porn Past Takes Center Stage — Again

Dustin Zito just refuses to go away, and we can’t decide if we’re thrilled or annoyed about it. You folks remember the stink Zito caused a few years ago when he was cast on MTV’s 502nd season of The Real World. During the season, it came out that he had been a model for FratPad. Appropriate drama ensued. Well, lately he’s been back on tv and in the blogosphere because he’s appeared on Couples Therapy with his girlfriend, in an attempt to publicly work out their issues. Perhaps what chafes the most about Dustin’s stint as reality star is that his drama never changes. The televised fights he’s having about his porn past are the same as they were back in 2011. Shouldn’t we expect multi-faceted drama out of our reality stars? Is that too much to hope for?!
Since we can’t quite decide our own feelings about Dustin/Spencer, we’ll go ahead and call this a “Dustin Zito appreciation post,” because we can’t deny that he’s one of Fratmen’s sexiest models, even if his celebrity verges on overexposure.

But we can’t stay irritated for long. Cynicism aside, Dustin is sexy as fuck, and as FratPad’s Spencer, he stole our hearts long ago. If the straight thing doesn’t work out, Dustin, we’ll gladly marry you.





Uh also, it turns out that there’s a tumblr entirely dedicated to Dustin/Spencer .gifs. Who could ask for more? We don’t mean to overwhelm you with .gifs. Nevermind, we totally mean to overwhelm you with .gifs.