Chris Brown’s New Music Video Stars His Crazy Long Dick


Now we know why Rihanna stayed with Chris Brown for so damn long—because his dick is so damn long! The R&B singer already charmed us with his sexy grooves, but now he’s charmed us with his snake! We mean just look at that thing! If that doesn’t make you a fan, nothing ever will.

05 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 21 Comments

Chelsea Handler Mentions QueerClick On Her Show

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Chelsea Handler Mentions QueerClick On Her Show
Late night funnywoman Chelsea Handler mentioned QueerClick on her show for our expose of the porn connection between The King’s Speech-UK Naked Men. We received no actual award for our ace investigative journalism (unless you count the reacharound we gave to ourselves after we hit the publish button), but getting a shout-out on her show is like an award in and of itself—a very tipsy, cursey, vokda-scented award. We’ve put it after the jump for your wonder and envy. Thanks Chelsea!

02 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments

PORN BATTLE ROYALE: Michael Lucas And Corbin Fisher Vs. Porn Pirates And Unicorn Booty

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PORN BATTLE ROYALE: Michael Lucas And Corbin Fisher Vs. Porn Pirates And Unicorn Booty
If you have not been tuning in to this unintentionally hilarious battle, Corbin Fisher has threatened to sue the pants off of everyone who has ever illegally downloaded their porn. When a gay website called Unicorn Booty expressed concerned that Corbin Fisher’s crusade could potentially out closeted gay teens the instant their parents get a legal notice for stealing “Jarrett Fucks Connor” and then try and commit suicide.
In response, Corbin Fisher’s lawyer e-mailed Unicorn Booty calling the hypothetical teenage porn pirates “thieving little shits” and saying that a resulting suicide is unlikely. Unicorn Booty’s editor then responded by posting a video of himself talking about how he attempted suicide when his parents discovered his gay porn stash.
Then the editor of The Sword weighed into the battle doubting Unicorn Booty’s story and basically saying that any closeted kid who keeps evidence of his gayness lying around risks being outed, that porn theft is wrong no matter who is doing it, and that blaming Corbin Fisher for hypothetical suicides is an illogical histrionic overreaction to a legitimate legal action.
Well now the Empress of NYC Porn, Michael Lucas has thrown in her two cents. Read what Her Majesty has to say after the jump!

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02 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 19 Comments

Monday’s Caption This! Winners


Our top 3 winners from our last Caption This! competition
Logan – “Cocktoberfest has begun.”
richard – “Waiting outside the studio for Dieter and a taping of Sprockets.”
knuttyBud – “A PostCard From The Bel Ami Retirement Home”
Thanks for all the great QCaptions!
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03 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Ricky Gervais Has Cartoon Proof That Homosexuality Is Natural-ish


Remember when actress Isabella Rossellini taught us how dolphins blow each other? Comedian Ricky Gervais has done a little research on gay animal sex as well and he’s discovered skull-fucking dolphins, lesbian hedgehogs, and some monkeys stuck forever in the 69 position. What must run through these creature’s minds before such queer encounters? Probably as little as runs through ours—”Sex? Oh… yes.” Seeing is believing, but do pictures in a biology textbook really count as proof? Ricky is skeptical.

01 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Caption This!

Caption This! Germany

Caption This!
Remember, we’ll feature the best three entries in two days, so give it your best shot!
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31 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 25 Comments