Why Did Chris Noth (aka Mr. Big) Moon A Live Audience?

Why Did Chris Noth Show His Ass And Balls To A Live Audience?
In Sex in the City neurotic hose beast Carrie Bradshaw endlessly pursues smug plutocrat John James Preston also known as “Mr. Big.” The actor who plays Mr. Big is actually named Chris Noth and comes from Scottish descent; which explains why he got onstage with Brian Cox, Jim Gaffigan, Jason Patric, and Kiefer Sutherland for a New York fundraiser called “Dressed to Kilt.” What it doesn’t explain though is why Noth decided to put his butt and balls on display for the audience to see. We’ve got the pics and some ideas of why he did it, after the jump!

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13 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 14 Comments

QCA Comedy Quickie: Can You Outdance Kylie Minogue?


Yeah, it’s an ad for an XBOX dancing game, but there’s something alluring about seeing a hairy average Joe wearing gold lame hot pants, high-heel platform shoes, and rocking the man-pouch to “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head.” After all, we already know how hot it is when Marco DaSilva and the Randy Blue boys dance to Kylie. And now that you mention it… yeah, we’d do him. But why in the world does he cut that red bucket for? Maybe it’s a secret Kylie maneuver.

26 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

QCrimes: Singer Chris Brown Has, Is Still A Dick.


When we shared singer Chris Brown’s big cock we chose not to mention that he’s also the shithead who beat Rihanna because that sure ain’t sexy. But Good Morning America succeeded where we failed and instead of interviewing BrownTown about his new album F.A.M.E. (Forgiving All My Enemies) they asked him about his Rihanna beatdown. He kept his composure for the camera and then went apeshit once he left the studio. Take it away, TMZ:

We’re told after the interview, Brown freaked out, storming into his dressing room and screaming so loud, the people in hair and makeup became alarmed and called security… he smashed a window in his dressing room, and the glass shattered and some shards fell onto 43rd and Broadway. ABC security tells TMZ … the window was shattered with a chair… by the time security rushed the area, Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do for the ABC website… on his way out of the building, Brown confronted a segment producer, got in his face and stared him down. People from the show got in between Chris and the producer to diffuse the situation.

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24 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 14 Comments

Is This Robert De Niro’s Or Dustin Hoffman’s Dick? We Show, You Tell…

Is This Robert De Niro's Dick? We Show, You Tell...
An anonymous reader sent in this picture of the naked film star Robert DeNiro… or is it Dustin Hoffman?). At least, we hope it’s one of them because he’s got a nice body and a big, nasty dick that makes us wanna jump his bones. Is it really De Niro or Hoffman? Check it out after the jump!

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20 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 34 Comments

James Franco’s Little Brother And Superbad‘s McLovin Wanna Drop Cum Bombs In Your Ass Trench


Dave Franco has a lot in common with his older brother—dashing good looks, a sexy voice, and a homoerotic streak a mile wide. Just watch him and actor Chris Mintz-Plasse (aka McLovin from Superbad) dirty-talk one another in an intensely sexual game of chicken. If you can get through Dave saying…

“God you are so hot. I wanna strip you down butt-ass naked and literally cover every single inch of your body with my tongue. I mean up and down left and right until you can’t stand it anymore and your back is arched, you’re clawing at my chest, panting in my ear just fucking begging for it and we both cum almost instantaneously in unison and it’s fucking epic.”

… without getting a boner, you’re the real winner in this competition.

09 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments