Our Nude Of Jake Gyllenhaal: Fake Or Awesome (Or Both)?

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Our never ending quest to see Jake’s snake has led us to a very convincing photograph that, if real, would be like the Holy Grail of the celebrity skin world. It’s almost certainly, definitely, one-hundred percent fake, but dang if it isn’t the best fake we’ve seen— pic and just exactly what you’d hope to find once you stripped him naked. Come and live the dream with us after the jump!

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09 May 11 By paperbagwriter 25 Comments

You Won’t Believe This Image Of Chris Brown Getting Down With A Dude!

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Despite his having a big dick, everybody hates Chris Brown for beating Rihanna—he obviously doesn’t know how to treat a lady. That’s why we’re excited at the thought that he may have started doing dudes instead! You won’t believe the photographic proof of the battering baddie getting some butt action with another boy. We couldn’t believe it either, but we had to share it with you.

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05 May 11 By paperbagwriter 12 Comments

Harry Shum Jr. on Guys With iPhones

Harry Shum Jr. on Guys With iPhones
Asian cutie Harry Shum Jr., also known as Mike Chang on Fox smash hit Glee, celebrated his 29th birthday a couple of days ago and used the occasion to show the world how much he loves his iPhone with a huge iCake!
With 48,852 hot photos and counting, Guys With iPhones is fast approaching its 50,000th photo! Submit your photos today and stand a chance to win iPod Shuffles and the grand prize: an iPad 2! More details available here.
GWiP'S RACE TO THE 50K!

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05 May 11 By G. 8 Comments

Kate Middleton Is A Princess, And So Is Her Hot Younger Brother James

Kate Middleton Is A Princess, And So Is Her Hot Younger Brother James
On Friday night Prince William took Kate Middleton from behind as his bride. She’s now a full-fledged princess living the dream of non-stop photo ops. But no sooner had the royal condom hit the floor than pictures of Kate’s younger brother James hit the innerwebs. Once you see his sexy butt and furry chest in a French maid outfit, you’ll understand why he’s become quite the viral sensation!
Some images via here and here

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03 May 11 By paperbagwriter 31 Comments

Porn On YouTube: Peter Sarsgaard Takes Off The Clothes And Turns Up The Heat

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Two years ago sexy otter Peter Sarsgaard married Maggie Gyllenhaal, sister of uber-hot ultra-otter Jake Gyllenhaal. But don’t think for a second that Jake’s sexiness outshines Peter’s. No sir, Maggie got herself a hot piece with sexy facial hair, a furry chest and belly, and a nice cock and ass to boot! Plus, he’s not afraid of playing gay in indie films which really turns on our inner art fag!
In fact, one of our friends just dug up this excellent video of Peter getting naked and making out with Liam Neeson in Kinsey. And just because we’re so turned on, we also have a short video of Peter and the incredibly hot Campbell Scott spooning in post-coital bliss after a round of rowdy buttsex in The Dying Gaul.

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29 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

Kate Middleton Never Saw Prince William’s Indecent Proposal Cumming


It’s the eve of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Royal Wedding! And to celebrate, here’s the happy couple talking openly about when Prince William popped the big one. No, not “the big question” but his big dick into her ass! Yes, yes… it’s always a private and romantic affair when your loved one finally gives up their virganalty. But when you’ve been staring at his royal jewels for as long as we have, it’s kinda hard not to be hard, err… we mean, interested in every little detail of their love life. When should we expect the royal sex tape?

29 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments

GWiP’s Race to the 50K!

GWiP's Race to the 50K!
We’re apparently not the only ones who love the sexy smartphone site Guys With iPhones. As we type this, the 2-year-old site nears its 50,000th photo—that’s a lot of hot men! And to celebrate they’re holding a killer contest where you can win an iPad 2 or one of 5 iPod Shuffles! Yes sirs, it’s “GWiP’s Race to the 50K!
It’s easy to play and win. Anyone over the age of 18 with a valid e-mail address should send in their sexiest shots of guys with iPhones to [email protected]— send as many as you like. Five of the best shots leading up to the 50,000 mark will win iPod Shuffles. And whoever submits the 50,000th shot will win the grand prize—an iPad 2!!!
You can find the full rules and details over at GWiP, but here’s a hint: they’re looking for fun and sexy pics, so the hotter and more playful the better. And keep an eye on QueerClick, the winners will be announced here. So get out there and give it your best shot!

27 Apr 11 By G. 5 Comments

Jovany Barreto (from American Idol 10) on Guys With iPhones

Jovany Barreto (from American Idol 10) on Guys With iPhones
It is not new that reality show stars (and celebs in general) try to ride the wave of success for as long as it is possible. What it is somewhat new to them is the 2.0 passage rite of internet exposure, the mandatory GWiP pic. This week case: former American Idol Season 10 contestant and Cuban-American hottie Jovany Barreto.
More pics after the jump!

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26 Apr 11 By G. 6 Comments

You’re Not A Real Man Unless You Can Stick 50 M&Ms Under Your Foreskin

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Not everyone is lucky enough to have the blessed foreskin but those who aren’t circumcised know how handy a foreskin can be. Not only does it protect the head of the penis, it also makes a great place to hide chocolate candies! Xtreme Skater and XM Radio host, Jason Ellis knows it. Last December he went on Howard Stern’s radio just to show how many M&Ms he could slip inside his turtleneck. But when when Sal Governale heard about about Jason’s feat, he whipped out his uncut cock and challenged Jason to an on-air challenge!
Which man will win? You’ll have to go after the jump to find out!

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15 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments