We already knowhow you guys feel about blowing a cheesy dick, but how does New York’s most famous drag queen, Lady Bunny feel about it? When she finds a muy caliente papi packing a big fat chorizo, little does she know that it comes with a side of queso.
If you recognize the music, it’s partially because Johnny “The Gay Pimp Daddy” and Calpernia Addams used the same beat in their parody “Likin’ Big Dicks.” Will Lady Bunny succumb to his sharp cheddar taste or will she learn to love it? After all, she is already a fan of “pickle surprise.”
Boy pixie Zac Efron has always seemed just a little too perfect. But we stopped thinking that once we read his diary!!!
It’s true! Zac has deep thoughts and problems just like the rest of us—mobbing fans, paparazzi, getting his dick grabbed, waking up in a dumpster. Just. Like. Us. But lucky for him, he’s got brains as well as beauty. And it’s amazing what just a few pounds of cocoa butter can do.
So go ahead, take a peek at his diary. We’ve even got a second installment after the jump.
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Remember Chris Crocker? He’s the androgynous twink who once made a weepy, shouty YouTube plea for people to “Leave Britney alone!” Well he’s grown up into a sexy, scruffy 23-year-old who’s now telling Britney to stop doing stage performances because everything show she’s done since the Circus era has sucked.
Way harsh, Chris. But what’s this? He’s also gonna film a porn with ChiChi LaRue? No… really??
Hey everyone, it’s me Chinpoko! And I’m back with the results from last week’s poll!
Even though they’ve changed quite a bit over the last year, a lot of you still love Corbin Fisher! At least 59 percent of all QueerClickers enjoy their hot stable of dudes with about 20 percent of calling Corbin “delicious”, “awesome”, or even “radical”! The remaining 41 percent of you aren’t hugeFisher fans, but of those, 32 percent still call their porn “mediocre” or “bland” at worst. We’re happy to hear, especially since we’re longtime fans—PATA, PATA, PATA!!!
This time, I wanna ask you about the latest political scandal to blow up Capitol Hill! And believe us, it’s a big, long, and girthy one with plenty of blurry cell phone pics to accompany it!
Let’s play a guessing game, QueerClickers! Our naughty friend Robbie Williams has decided to take his puppy for a walk. But little does he know that our paparazzi have snapped a pic. And what’s that curious stain on his leg there? Hmmm… maybe you can help us figure it out.
Ruggerstud Wayne Godwin plays as a hooker and a scrum-half for the Salford City Reds—both positions make our mouth water. Godwin recently joined UFC fighter Tito Ortiz in having his man bits released on the internet. Was his Twitter account hacked? Was it a vindictive ex-girlfriend? Do we care?
Yes, we do care… about his huge, uncut cock. See it, after the jump!
The Ultimate Fighting Championship is so brutal. All those toned, angry men punching each other in the groin and coldcocking each others’ faces—we always feel simultaneous horny and horrified. Today horny wins the match as nakey pictures of former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion hit the innerwebs. The six foot two champ weighs 206 pounds and after seeing a picture of him naked, we’re pretty sure six of those pounds belong to his dick.
[Update: Cedric DeWittison from Fleshbot replies!] It’s not like we don’t want to see the penis of sexy rugby player slash bear-god Ben Cohen. Ever since we laid eyes on his magnificent hairy chest and his ridiculously sexy ass we have wanted to see his equipment. And now that he’s decided to quit playing rugby to sstart an organization for stopping anti-gay bullying, he’s gone from athletic stud to full blown superhero.
But when Fleshbot posted a story about it, they also posted a pixelated pic that (as far as we know) is the first time we have seen his cock on any blog. If it is actually a picture of his cock, we have a hard time believing that it hasn’t already gotten on every gay porn blog and celebrity gossip site on the web. But looking at it, we’re not so convinced it is him. Care to play Sherlock Homo with us?
In 1985 musician and model Grace Jones released a compliation album of her biggest hits called Island Life. For the album cover her then partner Jean-Paul Goude created an impossible image of Grace striking a graceful pose. Now, 26 years later, irresistible Hollywood hunk Jake Gyllenhaal has recreated her iconic image. And though he lacks Grace’s elongated limbs, shiny skin, crazy stoopid butt and magenta leg warmers we’re still hoping this picture becomes iconic. In fact, we’re willing to keep passing this picture around the internet for the next quarter century!
Considering our love of queer Batman and gay He-Man you could pretty much say we’re a bunch of horny comic book nerds. So just imagine our delight when we discovered a blog that regularly features our favorite crusaders sans capes—Shirtless Superheroes! Why would you want to visit. Take a look after the jump and then ask yourself, “Why would I not want to visit?”
Between his posing mostlynude in a magazine, getting a Rentboy profile, and exposing his balls onstage, Scissor Sisters’ frontman Jake Shears has slowly edged to the world of porn. In fact, according to The Sword, Shears has been hanging in LA with porn stars like Samuel Colt and Chris Porter… and then he tweeted some delicious pictures of himself in a jockstrap. Wanna see? Of course you do.
