Wait A Second. Jason Bateman Had His Own Gay Porn Site?

We already knew that Arrested Development actor Jason Bateman—not to be confused with gay-for-pay actor Pat Bateman—had kissed at least one guy, but we had no idea that he had an entire porn site under his name!
Yessir, JasonBateman.com used to be a porn hub with lots of links to other sites, kinda like QueerClick, except that it used the handsome actor’s name to misleadingly lure people to its pages—QueerClick doesn’t have to use actors’ names to get guys to visit us, we just use dick.
Bateman’s lawyers jumped right on the website because he’s famous and no one else can use his name ever without having his express written permission in blood on lambskin parchment. Now JasonBateman.com is (yawn) one of those generic search pages with links to plasma televisions, chat rooms, and free anti-virus downloads—hot.
We know the real Bateman’s probably too busy to run his own porn site, but couldn’t he have at least put up one sexy picture of himself on JasonBateman.com… like this one?