Just because Eminem’s a semi-homophobic near has-been doesn’t mean we wouldn’t fuck him. In fact, he’s got men literally falling in his lap, as you can see from this video of last night’s MTV Movie Awards. Eminem’s been touched by an angel! Though it doesn’t seem quiet the religious experience for him, but maybe he’s atheist. Of course, Bruno is comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and the stunt’s a promo for his upcoming film (whose hilarious trailer you must see NOW!). Eminem and his posse left with him cussing a blue streak. Oh well, luckily for him that Bruno recently bleached his asshole. Otherwise it might have been a less heavenly experience.
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We already thought that Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart was a thoroughly homoerotic bit of video freakiness—but as this hilarious Literal Video redubbing points out, it’s over the top even for the gayest man. Imagine Elizabeth Taylor’s White Diamonds ad crossed with Ck Obsession in the grip of a ketamine bender and you’ll have a pretty good idea of what it’s like. No wonder the vid’s gone viral over just two days!
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We already knew that Britney’s was a big hit with the gays, but now she’s helping promote Logo’s 2009 NewNowNext Awards (June 13th at 9PM ET) by hawking ‘Mo, a decidely gay fragrance. Can a body spray bring the homos running? Their slogan’s “Just one spray, and the gays will come your way!”
The sex scandals from Asia just keep coming. After the infamous Edison Chen saga, now comes another one from the Philippines which involves a famous celebrity doctor filming his sexual escapades with several female celebrities and models. But unlike the Edison Chen episode, there are videos of the man of the hour screwing his conquests! 5 of them to be exact, but there’s a rumoured 40 in his collection! Sexcited yet? Hell ya!
This latest scandal has been rocking The Philippines for the past week, setting the entire cyberspace ablaze. As the sensational story unfolds (as it still is), more and more juicy beans were spilled, more celebrities embroiled, and now, even political and OB markers are involved. Careers, reputations are being ruined.
We know what you are after, and have spent the past day grabbing images of Kho’s hard cock (thence the slight delay of this report but cock-grabbing frame by frame is tedious work!). All glory his royal horniness after the jump.
For any fans of British TV’s Channel 4’s Shipwrecked, I am sure you know Adam! He shot to fame in the summer of 2008—voted shipwrecker of the year by the public and always the joker. Luckily, he is not shy about showing off his body, he is tall and lean and hair free and once stripped down he shows off his other big asset—he is uncut and hung. When its soft it’s a shower, when its hard its dam big! Adam is certainly taking a risk by stripping and showing off his hard cock, so he hopes he might gain a few more fans!
You may have already seen Chris Pine (aka Captain Kirk) sex up an alien babe on Star Trek. He looks pretty good in those commissioned boxer-briefs (though several of our bitchy Trekkie pals accused him of stuffing). We dug up this pic of the Starfleet captain jogging and happened to spot something on our radar, Chris Pine’s pine. It’s not at full mast, but we wouldn’t mind seeing it without any cloaking device and on the big screen!
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If you’re like us, you had your hand down your pants throughout most of Rocky IV, a sweaty, muscular piece of Cold War pulp that featured action hero musclestud, Dolph Lundgren beating the snot out of Sylvester Stallone. By the end we were so spent and busy wiping off our hands that we never found out who won—just kidding. Rocky Balboa won, of course, ya commie.
Anyway, we returned the Rocky IV VHS and never watched the sequels, but we did keep our eye on Dolph who later played He-Man (another fetishized action figure from our childhood) and then opposite Jean-Claude Van Damme in Universal Soldier. Muscles and brute force? Oh, Dolph’s got it. He’s also got a hanging uncut cock that you can get a closer look at after the jump…
The 33-year-old Taiwanese artist, Male Ero Painter, specializes in hairy male celebs who you’ve been dying to see naked. His fake celebrity portraits have already exposed Star Trek hottie Chris Pine, X-Men mega star Hugh Jackman, American Idol contestant Kris Allen, Lost DILF Matthew Fox, and Grey’s Anatomy actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan—all long-term celebu-crushes of ours. What we love about them, apart from their sexy bodies and the hung pieces of meat between their legs, is how absolutely realistic they look! And he’s just getting started! In fact, QueerClick’s thinking of hiring him to create a new celeb for us every month. Help us decide his next masterpiece, dear readers. Which celebs would you like to see naked next month?
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Whether you like his politics or advice,sex columnistDan Savage remains one of the most vociferous and sexiest advocates for gay rights in America today (unless you count Rob Tisnai). He’s a Irish-American DILF with wit, humor, nice biceps, and one hell of a ghetto onion. Here he responds to the question, “How many sexual partners is too many” by shedding some light on the differences between hetero and homosexual couples—namely, the willingness of women to have sex in public restrooms. His response is illuminating, kind, and ultimately focuses on the need for gay men to set their own sexual limits—we’ve set ours somewhere in the thousands.
You may remember the Wachowski brothers who made that horrible Matrix Trilogy. The first movie was good, but seemingly in spite of them rather than because of them. Anyway, one of the brothers, the hermetic Larry, used to go around in drag occasionally with rumors of a sex change following him. Well, consider the rumors confirmed. Old reliable Perez Hilton recently posted some pics of Larry-turned-Lana spotted in the Los Angeles International Airport. From the long blonde hair to the shocking pink plaid pants, QC approves. We wonder whether Lana will be less of a hermit than Larry, whether they’ll still be known as the Wachowski brothers and whether it’s wrong that we think Lana’s sexier than Larry. Only time (and Lana’s next outfit) will tell.
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The Corn Refiners Association, an un-biased impartial group, wants you ladies to know that there’s nothing wrong with high fructose corn syrup… unless you count its insanely high sugar content, onset of obesity in rats and diabetes in fat-assed kids. Otherwise, it’s great—drink all you want! Well, the CRA’s commercial inspired drag comedienne Jackie Beat who’s here to show you over-cautious mommies that there’s nothing wrong with a few other things, like drinking lead. Like a good birthday party hostess, Jackie serves up some quality facts with a fistful of sugar and a clown-makeup sneer—drink up, kids… or else!
Last December, we posted a preview of Little Ashes, a film about Garcia Lorca and Salvador Dali’s brief homosexual pairing around the Spanish Civil War. We regret sorrow over its seeming melodrama. But today we found juicier clips of Twilight vamp, Robert Pattinson, sucking face instead of necks. They’re tender, cinematic, and still quite hot. And as a bonus, we have another film clip of Pattison kissing his male co-star in a moonlit swimming scene… very nice!
Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva is a 20-year-old Brazilian footie currently playing for Milan. He’s nicknamed “Pato” (the duck) after his birthplace, but that cute nickname hides his lightning quickness and bullet kick that’s won him international acclaim. GlossX (a brilliant blog about hot, famous guys whipping out their junk on webcam) recently posted some of Pato’s dick pics. If you think the boyish soccer phenom’s hot now, wait’ll you see his beautiful cock, after the jump!
The brilliant hombres at Made In Brazil recently snagged some shots of Brazilian actor Mario Frias playing at a beach—boy are we ready for summer to start! We wish they’d gotten a front shot of the gent in the red trunks, but it’s also nice to watch Mario play with himself (tee-hee). Sadly, he’s married (to a woman), but that doesn’t mean we still can’t enjoy looking at him (and lucky for us, he’s a regular at the beach, favoring square cut trunks… yummy!)
