QCA Comedy Quickie: Jackie Beat Explains It All!

The Corn Refiners Association, an un-biased impartial group, wants you ladies to know that there’s nothing wrong with high fructose corn syrup… unless you count its insanely high sugar content, onset of obesity in rats and diabetes in fat-assed kids. Otherwise, it’s great—drink all you want!
Well, the CRA’s commercial inspired drag comedienne Jackie Beat who’s here to show you over-cautious mommies that there’s nothing wrong with a few other things, like drinking lead. Like a good birthday party hostess, Jackie serves up some quality facts with a fistful of sugar and a clown-makeup sneer—drink up, kids… or else!