Queer But Not Gay: Disneyland Will No Longer Scan Ride Photos For Lewd Riders

OK, so this applies more towards women and men with boobs than it does your average guy or porn star, but we had to post this just for the sheer queerness of it. Apparently the Magic Kingdom used to have a problem with park-going women flashing their lady bumps at the photographic point of several rides. Disneyland and other theme parks sometimes photograph riders right before the big drop in a roller coaster and some women saw it as a good opportunity to get a commemorative photo of their teats. While the idea of ruining a theme park photograph is kinda hilarious, we wonder what sorts of women bust out their boobs in front of a bunch of kids. “Look this is when we rode Splash Mountain and I was a C-cup, remember? So magical!”
Time Magazine has more:

Disney says it will no longer scan riders on Splash Mountain and three other rides for guests who flash their breasts in souvenir photos.

Disney confirmed Tuesday that it has reassigned employees at Disneyland and Disney’s California Adventure who watched for breast-baring riders because “actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare.”

Disneyland spokeswoman Suzi Brown says the changes took effect Sunday at Splash Mountain, Tower of Terror, Space Mountain and California Screamin’.

Riders are photographed on the attractions and can then buy souvenir copies. Some have exposed their breasts in hopes that the picture would make it onto a photo preview screen at the ride’s exit.

The company began the screening about 10 years ago.

Apparently they’re stopping the oversight because folks don’t flash their boobs on rides as often as they did in the 90’s. Bu there’s no better way to bring out the flashers than publicize a lack of oversight. We bet the pasty faced teenage by who used to “man” the digicam will be upset that he’s been made obsolete. Sorry kid, it’s a recession.