The pressures of being gay in a predominantly straight world can make coming to terms with your identity, finding true love, and living free pretty tough. A lot of straight people take their acceptance for granted. However, this short, touching comedy puts the shoe on the other foot and makes an important and very simple point, especially worth consideration in these post-Prop 8 days.
Oh yeah… it’s almost the weekend (NOT) and you’ve got one thing on your mind… dance music. OK, two things… dance music and gettin’ off. But anticipating it too much could leave you in a, uh, sticky and lonesome situation. This SNL Digital Short features he Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone (of Lonely Island) making “O faces” that are laugh-out-loud hilarious.
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Why won’t any guys go out with Troy? What about his biceps? His listening skills? He’s perfect… almost. This amusing look into gay dating plays like it could have been lifted out of Queer As Folk. However, unlike QAF, only one episode of “Troy” was ever created… that’s right—this is it. But what happened to Troy? Did he ever find love? And what of the stripteaser and bartender? Did they hook up or did Troy get in between them? We may never know the answers to these questions. However, you can learn more about the cartoon and its creator at the TroyTooner YouTube page.
OK, OK, OK… so it’s a video and not a film. Even still, the latest VGL Gay Boys video will make you laugh out loud and ponder the less serious side of important social issues such as the recession, metafiction, and your uncontrollable racism. We’ve featured the VGL Gay Boys before. Check out their YouTube page for even more of their hilarious videos on topics such as the U.S. Elections, Prop 8, and Clay Aiken.
This little gem from JoinTheImpact.com uses humor to give a pretty accurate portrayal of how Proposition 8 passed and how we can all find a happy, American middle ground in greed. It’s quick, funny and features Margaret Cho, Neil Patrick Harris, and Jack Black among many other talents. Enjoy!
If you haven’t seen this cult classic and animated masterpiece of Don Hertzfeld, prepare for something dark, wickedly funny, and ultimately disturbing. In 2000, at the age of 23, Hertzfeldt was nominated for the Academy Award for Animated Short Film for his fifth major film, Rejected. It recounts the artist’s declining mental state as his unconventional animated shorts are rejected left and right by their commissioners. The ending sequence does something eerie that makes the sum greater than all of its parts. We hope you like it, it really is a dark little treat.
THE PERFECT MIDNIGHT SNACK: Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the kitchen…
This holiday season, surprise your friends and family with a gift that only you can give them… the sweet, succulent taste of your semen. Yes folks, Natural Harvest is the cookbook you’ve been waiting for, if what you’ve been waiting for is a way to get your family members to eat your manseed without being arrested. The introduction explains:
“Foods we might find strange or unpleasant may be considered delicacies in other countries. Rotten fish is a national dish in Sweden… the British love their blood sausage, and guinea pigs are roasted for dinner in Peru.”
Mmmmm! Bloody wieners and roasted house pet? We’re sold! Oh, wait a minute… we’re not. Sure, semen may be a good midday snack or a nightcap after an evening of cocktail wieners and tossed salad, but most of the time it tastes like melted brie or salmon-flavored egg yolks… oh wait, maybe it is a delicacy. It’s a shame most men just ingest with without a thought or else spit it back onto the bellies or eyes of their lovers. Let’s read more:
“Semen producers can generate a wide range of semen tastes simply by making minot dietary adjustments. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.”
You mean to tell us that when those teenage fast-food cooks replaced the mayo in our chicken sandwiches with jism, they were just trying to expand our culinary horizons? Well, kudos to them, young innovators! We shouldn’t have called the Department of Health on you, after all!
CUM AGAIN? Some folks never tire of their favorite foods. Just ask your grandma. That reminds us… does anyone remember the testicle cookbook that recently came out? Now you can have a culinary orgy right in your own kitchen.
At least the cookbook has a good sense of humor with recipes for high-protein smoothies, cappuccino de Semi, man-made oysters, roasted lamb with good gravy, and creamy cum crepes. Can you imagine the dinner party: “Did you enjoy your meal?” “Why yes, very much.” “Good, because you just ingested about a pint of my semen. Bob’s too.” Won’t your guests be thrilled when they realize you’ve tricked them into eating your cum (once again)? And worse, what if they love your semen and demand more, you might find yourself being milked like a cow every night by your cum-hungry friends and too tired even to stand up or take a dump.
Also, if you’re jerking off straight into saucepans, does the chef still have to wash his hands afterwards? Or does the pungent, musky taste of nuts and crotch funk add another subtle flavor. Ahhh! Our compliments to the chef!
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As a musical treat this Monday, here’s the song true to QueerClick’s heart The Internet Is For Porn from the irreverent puppet musical, Avenue Q. In this song, Kate Monster finally gets to teach a whole lesson in her elementary school class and decides to do something relevant and modern—the internet! But while she sings the virtue of the web, Trekkie Monster can’t help but mention the web’s most important feature. So double click and grab your dick for porn, Porn, PORN!!!
Weren’t the 70’s far-out? Your mom could catch you getting groovy with yourself and she’d be all new-age and progressive, by which I mean creepy as fuck. Oh my god! This video has already gotten close to a 900,000 views and is it any wonder? The poor kid has this commingled look of fury and shame. What sort of horny preteen doesn’t lock his door or at least block it with some volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica? How about jerking off in the shower or on the pot next time? Geez. At least he left his copies of Honcho and Inches under the mattress this time… now he only has to have one talk with mom instead of two. We’re sure their little heart-to-heart is gonna be real un-awkward. Now would be a good time to pick up a marijuana addiction, the both of you.
English is supposedly one of the world’s hardest languages. It’s no wonder with words like “fuck.” Sure, it’s easy to spell and pronounce, but it works as a transitive and intransitive verb, adjective, adverb, and noun. A well-dropped F-bomb in a casual conversation or argument can win you smiles and flatten your enemies, but a fumbled F-bomb hurts only the user making you seem like a fucktard, a fuckwit, or a just a fuck-up. So here’s a handy video to help you sort out when and how to use this versatile English word loudly and proudly.
Safety first, right boys? It’s always smart to slip on a condom before the butt sex, though slipping two on doesn’t make you twice as safe. In fact, the friction between the two sheaths could break them, spilling vicious man-load all over your friend’s warm, velvety intestinal lining. Well, how about putting on ten condoms? or 625?!?
Our friends at My Fun Zone tried just that using a 8-inch dildo and a heck of a lot of free jimmy hats. The Good News: it’ll make your cock about a foot and a half long and wider than a can of Diet Coke. The bad news: it’ll also make your cock look like a daikon radish and all the pressure of 625 rubbers will squeeze all the blood out of your poor dick. Experimenting is fun, but trust our advice—stick with just one.