Even though it closed on October 19th, Legally Blonde had a good short run on Broadway. Anyone whose seen the movie knows the endearing story about the plucky, indefatigable and good-natured Elle, a blonde wonder who enrolls in law school in an attempt to reclaim her boyfriend only to find she’s actually got the smarts to win a high profile case. “Gay or European” arrives in the height of the courtroom scene when the murder suspect’s pool boy is under questioning. For our European readers, the line between gay and well-cultured may be thinner than you think. Or maybe it’s just that s Americans think anyone who’s well-groomed, articulate, and fashionable must be gay or an expatriate… we don’t have such men here otherwise.
If you’re an American, your first experience with cross-dressing might have been watching Bugs Bunny put on lady’s clothing to get the best of Elmer Fudd and other unsuspecting dupes. Bugs had everything a gay boy in a dress might need: confidence, great makeup, awareness of his seductive prowess, and a mischievous sense of humor. Now you can relive the “kwazy wabbit” many appearance in drag through this montage with part two after the jump!
Big Gay Al was among the first openly gay characters in the irreverent cartoon comedy, South Park. He’s open, comfortable with himself, and even looking to get married (to Mister Slave). In the full-length movie musical, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, he sings the above song, set to clips from the medical drama, House. Sure the world’s going to heck in a handbasket, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t feel fabulously super!
This Christmas, hug your loved ones extra tight while you still can because the end is near! Not the end of the year, but the END OF YOUR LIVES!!! It won’t come down the chimney like Santa… it won’t come tapping at your window pane like Jack Frost… it’ll come from where you least expect it… the evergreen in the corner! That’s right—turkeys are to Thanksgiving what trees are to Christmas. We’ve cut them down for centuries and it’s time for payback! What kills us most though is this is a trailer for a full-length feature at this year’s Sundance… what kinda trees are they smoking in Utah?
If you’ve never seen a single episode of Planet Unicorn, turn in your gay membership card and then go and watch every episode and then tell all your friends (including your mother). In this episode, the boys get to meet Santa and even help him out while his studly reindeer enjoy Unicorn Planet’s many pleasures… like the fields of fruit salad—is there really such a thing as too many cherries? Nah, we didn’t think so either…
QueerClick has got a special treat for you! We rounded up five hardworking favorites from Santa’s stables to put on a little show for you. These elves sure do hustle—they work their asses off. And once the work is done, they get down for some fun! Our five dancing porn elves include 2008 QC Man of the Year, Leo Giamani, Teo from ChaosMen, Reese from Randy Blue, Dante from CorbinFisher, and Sean Cody favorite Harley! But enough with the re-introductions… dance, you hot-assed elves! DANCE!!!
Happy holidays, comrade! Click here to have all your worst Commie Christmas Kitten wishes come true! Christmas celebrators of the world…. UNITE! You have only the chains of your commercialist complicity to lose! And who will lead us? Why a cat dressed in Communist Party clothing, of course! Though it’s easy to lose sight of the oppressed workers and repressive governments that make holidays like Christmas possible for capitalist pig-dogs, the Communist Christmas Cat isn’t sore. He’s full of red Christmas cheer and greets the coming revolution with a few unsurprising gifts (from the state)! Check out the hilarious song by clicking on the picture above! It’s even got “follow the bouncing star” lyrics at the bottom for you and your future-prison mates to sing along!
Not sure what to get that special someone? Oh yes you do… and these two slick brothers are gonna show you how. A dick in a box is every boy’s dream and you can make one in just a few easy steps. It’s not only a gift that can keep on giving, but one that can keep on cumming as well. Now go get started on yours right now!
We bet you know a few people in your lives in need of a real pick-me-up this holiday season. Treat your loved one to a surprise delivery of Schweddy Balls! They’re as satisfying and sweet as you’d like someone’s balls to be… but wait till you put them in your mouth… oh! Christmas has cum. Alec Baldwin stars in this Saturday Night Live classic , someone whose balls we’d definitely like tasting.
To get in the holiday spirit, we decided to present a festive tune from The London’s Gay Men’s Chorus singing When I Come Out on Christmas Day to the tune of Hark! Herald The Angels Sing. The lyrics are pretty funny:
I intend to drop a bomb
on my dear old dad and mom.
For this year without a doubt
is the Christmas I come out.
First, I’ll get their full attention.
Then, I’ll drop a subtle mention:
“Lovely tree and by the way,
some of my closest friends are gay.”
The rest is worth a close listen, not only for the hilarious and heartfelt lyrics, but for the truly excellent singing as well. Spend some time shocking the hell out of the ones that you love this holiday season… and tell ’em QueerClick sent ya.
Ever wondered what the Korean boy was singing in “Touch My Body”? Wonder no more, now you can watch the clip with subtitles and sing along!
We guarantee this will definitely brighten your day… or else… you can corner kick me and I will give you Plankton! Oh man, you gotta love the Internet… and a camel up of here. Stop reading and start singing already! LOL.
This satirical spoof,Challenge of the Super-Duper Friends features the heroes and villains of modern-day U.S. politics, including George Bush (“Petro-Man”), Karl Rove (“Doctor Spin”), Barack Obama (“Captain United”), and Hilary Clinton (“Reform Girl”). Like last week’s cartoon, it’s unclear if this project had any actual episodes made. However, you can still learn more about each hero and villain at the Super-Duper Friends website.
