Countless people admire Barack Obama not only because he’s a symbol for change, but because he’s kinda sexy in his own dorky, self-possessed, and understated sort of way. The poem in the video above gives gays and man-lovers across the political spectrum another reason to admire Obama… apparently, he’s a real “stand out” sort of guy.
Casetteboy, an audio artist who cuts up and re-arranges pre-existing recordings for a laugh. In the above clip, he gets a hold of a Harry Potter audiobook and then creates Harry Potter and The Black Leather Cunt. After the jump, you can hear Harry Potter and The Underage Blowjob. The raunchy sex, obvious re-cutting, and serious high-brow reading voice are all hilarious!
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Durex Condoms makes safe sex both sexy and fun in their latest advertisement. The balloon noises may get on your nerves, but the ad’s only 30 seconds long and the multiple sex positions may even turn you on… talk about a latex fetish!
Via Sticky.
Stan Lee, creator of Spiderman, plans to unleash the world’s first televised gay superhero and all we can say is, “Finally. Jesus what took so long?” Rumor is he’ll bring bringing a character named Thom Creed from Perry Moore’s novel Hero to Showtime. He’ll be a high school basketball star Thom Creed who hides his developing superpowers along with his sexuality.
Homosexuality as a superpower? Pretty great idea. We know tons of gay fan boys who’ll probably go ga-ga for a SuperStud! We wonder what his superpower will be? Super-endurance? Killer cum shot? Buns of steel? Imagine Fivesome, The One Man Orgy! or Priapus, the Demigod with the Demon Dong; or PowerBottom! Sitting down or standing up, he takes it like a man!
If you could create your own superhero, what would his name and super power be?
Remember Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings? Yeah, neither do we. But some young upstart apparently had and decided to turn the opening scene between Dildo Faggins and Mandalf the Ass-Wizard into a wedding negotiation. Sounds like Mandalf has big plans for a San Francisco wedding and he wants to get his greedy grey hands on Dildo’s ring so he can really have the little guy by the balls. Man oh man… Dildo might have been better off on Mount Boom-Boom with his old friend, Handwise Cumcheese, but we’ll never know.
We’ve heard of coaches telling their athletes not to jerk off before a game because cumming reduces vitality, but one Brazilian coach has taken the idea into overdrive. His proposal? To feed his players Viagra to improve their on-field performance:
Gremio quack Alarico Endres reckons the sex drug could be used to improve players’ performance in games at altitude. The doctor hinted he has a lightbulb moment while perusing a dirty mag.
He said: “Viagra increases and improves the blood circulation. It therefore can improve the performances of players at high altitude. I had this illumination by reading a magazine, which wasn’t a medical one: so we decided to elaborate this topic with a scientific test, and now we shall also give an indication to the technical commission.”
We don’t know about you, but who could concentrate on soccer when all you want to is to fuck with a raging hard-on? And wouldn’t a stiffy hurt in those compression shorts and athletic cups? But maybe coach is onto something and all the players will just wanna score as quickly as they can so get off-field and score some points there. Or maybe all of the bobbing boners would psyche-out the other team. After all, there are bound to be other gay players who’ll have a hard time keeping their eye on the ball because they’ll be too busy looking at the goal posts instead.
We like soccer players with boners, but what do you think: genius or generic Cialis?
Sure he plays a straight womanizing lech in How I Met Your Mother and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, still Neil Patrick Harris is certifiably gay and not too long ago on QC, naked. Here’s a small, musical interlude that recently aired on Saturday Night Live: a symphonic version of the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme song. Man, a show about a child prodigy doctor seems so quaint and family to a Thursday night TV lineup, compared to the drug/sex/violence-fueled medical dramas we mainline today. Of course, this was a tme before E.R. and House.
Remember those strange and somewhat creepy Max Fliescher cartoons from the 1930’s that featured radio crooners and people and animals cuddling and sucking face until something bad happened? Well, here’s a strange gem that features two big cops singing and holding each other’s faces right before all the cops and prisoners decide to do a jail-house waltz. Sadly, it stops just before the real action begins, but them’s the breaks.
La Pequena Britney Spears graces us this week with her rendition of Britney Spears’ “… Baby One More Time.” You gotta love a little guy who cross dresses for a good time. He seems to have a genuine sense of humor and love for Britney. You gotta love the cheap DIY quality of the video as her helpers turn what looks like a bedroom office into a basketball court and high school. Furthermore, his friends are pretty easy on the eyes. He’s also played Sarah Palin, Amy Winehouse, Hilary Clinton, and Shania Twain. Hilarious!
Just because Christmas is over doesn’t mean that you have to stop wasting money giving people useless gifts. Do you ever suffer from “shrinkage”? Do you ever wish that people could see your dick through your pants like they did in middle school? OF COURSE YOU DO (liar). That’s why there’s the Trouser Expander.
“With its handy hidden pump you can inflate the trouser expander to give you a more eye catching… well you get the idea!
Great for those cold water ‘shrinkage’ moments, for impressing the ladies, or for those who have been teased in the locker room a little to much for their own self esteem!
All you need to do is inflate the pouch using the handy rubber pump for some impressive enlargements – with no surgery, pain or bogus medications!
Enlarge yourself to a whopping 8″, with a girth beyond belief!”
First off, an inflated bag feels a hell of a lot different than a stiff cock bulging in a man’s pants. Second off, where the hell are you supposed to carry that “handy hidden pump”? It’s the size of a lemon! Third off, how the hell do you discretely deflate it? Do you have to go in the gay bar bathroom and deflate you cock in the toilet stall with the glory hole?
Save your £4.95 and buy a drink for your low self-etseem or flirt with a big dick that you can take home and really enjoy. But for discerning frat boy consumers, the site selling this piece of crap also has a Willy Care Kit, Love Muscle Toner, and Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher. Ahh… the joys of capitalism!
Be careful what you wish for. You meet the occasional woman whose breasts are so large she can’t go jogging or stand up for too long without causing herself major back pain. And for men, well… a big penis can be a blessing, but we’ve also met men whose cocks are so large it’s difficult to keep their engorged cocks filled with blood.
Nip/Tuck is a provocative FX series about two men in the plastic surgery business. Though we doubt any plastic surgeons have so little consideration as to actually utter, “Tell us what you don’t like about yourself,” their patient’s answer isn’t heartbreaking, it’s hilarious. And apparently, using the size of bird and crocodile penises as an indicator, the T-Rex must’ve had an impressive member (riddled with knobs)—nevermind those stubby forearms.