Marat Safin’s Racket

Marat Safin

Marat Safin's Racket
Marat Safin and Tommy Haas played an exhibition match last Sunday outfitted with wooden rackets and those cute outfits in celebration of the 100th edition of the German Open in Hamburg.
As for the racket. Sorry we couldn’t resist.

20 Jun 07 By Editor D 1 Comment

The Ohio State Buckeye Wrestling Team


The Ohio State Buckeye Wrestling Team won the first annual Student Athlete Talent show. Check out their incredibly sleek moves! *LOL*

NBC4 News invited the boys on the shoe to peddle their wares and amusing dance moves. Self believing and a great sense of humour are such turn-ons!
(via Sticky, via karmaisabitch)

12 Jun 07 By Editor D 3 Comments

World’s Largest Penis Erected

World's Largest Penis Erected
A Chinese amusement park claims it has erected the world’s largest penis. Dubbed “Sky Pillar,” the erection was built at Longwan Shaman (tehehe) Amusement Park. The cock’s builders claim the phallus towers 30 feet into the air, although we’re guessing the true measurements are more like 22 feet.
When hearing of the news, Michael Lucas immediately issued a press release announcing that his studio was sending Ben Andrews in for a penile extension to reclaim his title of world’s largest cock.

07 Jun 07 By aaron 3 Comments

J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape


Calling the final Harry Potter book her “darkest yet,” J.K. Rowling confirmed one of the characters in it will be date raped but refused to confirm internet rumours of Potter bleeding to death in a back alley following a sex change. How bizarre!
(via Sticky via Doc.FeelQC)

07 Jun 07 By Editor D 10 Comments

Bachelorette.com – Pecker Lickin’ Good!

Bachelorette.com- bookmark this for your next party!
What’s better than being in a candy store? Try being in a candy store of dicks!! We can’t remember the last time we were confronted by a deluge of pecker merchandise, but today, via a post in Sticky, we picked up Bachelorette.com (nevermind the site name) which claims to be the world’s largest bachelorette party store.
We shrieked with mischief when browsing through their endless list of notty-funny party items. Want a sweet dick to suck all day all night? How about some dick cutlery to whet your appetites? Need embellishment? Nothing brightens up the room better than their colourful dick balloons (just remember to BLOW them HARD!). We’re a bit scared by their male inflatable dolls (Mr Stud Doll looks a tad like E.T) and would rather stick with the Fleshlight. Other than that, best shop we’ve seen in a while.
All of a sudden, we wanna throw a party. One that’s full of dicks.

07 Jun 07 By Editor D Write a comment!