Bachelorette.com – Pecker Lickin’ Good!

What’s better than being in a candy store? Try being in a candy store of dicks!! We can’t remember the last time we were confronted by a deluge of pecker merchandise, but today, via a post in Sticky, we picked up Bachelorette.com (nevermind the site name) which claims to be the world’s largest bachelorette party store.
We shrieked with mischief when browsing through their endless list of notty-funny party items. Want a sweet dick to suck all day all night? How about some dick cutlery to whet your appetites? Need embellishment? Nothing brightens up the room better than their colourful dick balloons (just remember to BLOW them HARD!). We’re a bit scared by their male inflatable dolls (Mr Stud Doll looks a tad like E.T) and would rather stick with the Fleshlight. Other than that, best shop we’ve seen in a while.
All of a sudden, we wanna throw a party. One that’s full of dicks.