It’s bad enough to have mom or dad (or the plumber… but that’s a different story) walk in on you while you’re punchin’ the munchkin, but this scenario… eeek! Even if the old folks are totally hip with your homo-ness (as well they should be), this would still be an eye-catching TMI, OMG, screaming-with-hand-on-brooch moment for everyone!
Gotta love the “agony and the ecstasy” face mixed with “Whaaa??!!” of the guy on the bottom. Classic.
Embarrassing original cover art (with phallic rock) on a religious book “After You’ve Blown It: Reconnecting with God and Others” has been changed (to a cliff).
Award-winning author and pastor Erwin Lutzer provides solutions to common questions about how to reconnect with God and with those we are estranged from.
(More at Boing Boing; Thanks to QC correspondent Wayne!)
Ever since the era when cavemen first came out of caves, men have been pitching tents. And thank goodness! Enjoy today’s feature. It’s all in there for ya. Wander around, check it out… pitch your own tent.
Click Click! And the next time you go camping, may the ranger be hot and horny. 🙂
We hope you don’t think us lazy, but instead of throwing out some pre-packaged caption for these weird pics every time, we really are enjoying YOUR CCC’s (cunningly clever captions).
Here’s another one. Do your worst (or best)!
–Signing off with 2 Queer Clicks (Click Click!) and a crotch grab to all of you. 🙂
(Image source: Can Am)
Sure, Halloween is a time for “anything goes” and releasing that inner “crafty home-maker” trapped inside you when it comes to costumes. Fine. You go, girl.
But we just had to point out some of the costumes… and we all see them by the boat load every year… that won’t get you laid!
PS: You’re welcome. For what, you ask? For the fact that we made “vagina head man” one of the smallest photos in the montage. The original full-sized picture had the effect of radiation sickness on everyone who even caught a glimpse of it here in QC’s “Comedic Rendering And Post” (or CRAP) department.
With only 24 shopping days until the gayest holiday this side of Carnival… HALLOWEEN… QC will offer periodic “helpful Halloween holiday hints”. (You’re welcome.) So put down your dick for just a minute and enjoy today’s installment: Decorating the yard. You know.. “the yard”… out in front of your house, the grounds of your estate, the balcony of your flat, the bars in the window of your dungeon… whatever your yard happens to be.
Upcoming installments will include such things as costumes that won’t get you laid, costumes for your pet (from the idiotic to the precious), and the consequences of over-indulging at the Halloween party.
–Click Click!
Where do we start with this one? We thought we’d seen everything… apparently not!!
We’re not trying to push a product here, but we are laughing heartily at the way Pepto-Bismol is pushing theirs on the web these days. It sounds funny just saying it: The Bepto-Bismol Dance Machine!http://www.pepto-bismol.com/
It’s indigestion meets hoedown meets Broadway meets camp (as in kitsch, not boy scouts)… all with a gay sensibility slathered on top like pink frosting. We’re guessing some queer in the advertising department got the chance of a lifetime to hock diarrhea relief with dancing… and boy did she run with it (get it?… “run”… never mind).
As we said, it’s all so queer! When you’re in the “dance machine” you have several choices to make. Pick your dancers. Obviously, skip the frump-a-saurus in the nurse fatigues and pick the boys… sorta sexy stereotypical cowboy guy and raise the roof office guy. And you have to pick where they’ll be dancing: the gym, the park, the office, the street corner. (It asks such made-for-gays questions as, “What would you do at the gym?” and “What would you do at the park?”)
Once the scene is set, you learn each digestive ailment and it’s corresponding dance move: nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. The most hilarious… and you’ll see why if you try “the machine”… is the diarrhea move. Who knew there was an international gesture for diarrheal distress?
After you have your moves down, you choreograph the dance. (See? Told ya… totally queer.) You pick which moves and in what order. Personally, 4-5-4-5-5, “upset stomach” alternating with “diarrhea”, made the most coffee spurt out our noses in laughter.
So there you go. Now that all of us have seen it all, all we can do is wait patiently for the Rapture, or Jesus on a white horse or whatever. But until everybody else catches up to us, at least we’ll have a way to dance our nausea away!!
Signing off… Click Click! (Of course those were Queer Clicks… whadidya think?)
It started out so simply. After our posting about the “Sons of Provo” DVD getting switched in the Mormon-land mail-out of “Adored: Diary of a Porn Star”, a few of you wrote to pan “Adored”, saying that it was “unwatchably bad”, etc, etc. Yes, we know… most of the reviews we’ve seen over the last year were downright nasty… not to mention what those of you who’ve seen it thought… but this ISN’T a movie review.
Anyway, we thought (OK at least one of us thought… and the rest left the room, hands over their eyes), that it’d be tongue-in-cheek to alter the “Adored” cover and make it say “Bored”… and we did. We know what you’re thinking… “comedic genius… totally clever”… or maybe not.
Then the random thought occurred: Adding Val Kilmer’s eyes would make Mr. Adored look like… well, Val Kilmer. BUT IT DIDN’T!
Now stay with us… what really happened… this is FASCINATING… when Val’s eyes were added (crudely), along with a few furrows on the brow and a little darkening of the hair (which now needs to be cut), it turned out to be RUSSELL CROW! Who knew?!
All right, never mind. Let’s just blame this posting on it being Wednesday. Does anybody out there have any clout so we can skip Thursday and go straight (or gaily) to Friday happy hour?! 🙂
Previously: Sons of Porno
Just when you thought advertisers had covered every square inch and found a way to interrupt your every waking moment… apparently they hadn’t.
While we’re on the subject, today’s deep thought: “Advertising is the fine art of making you think you have longed for something all your life that you never heard of before.” –unknown
One of our dear friends and contributors at QC, Walt, went on a fun-filled Costa Rican vacation recently with friends… and to be honest, we can’t get him to shut up about it. It’s all “nude beach this” and “amazing jungle animals that”… blah blah blah. But we finally caved and said “OK, put something together.”
Actually we’re just razzing him. It looks and sounds like they had a great little gay adventure. Here are a few details if you want to put together a similar trip yourself:
•Relatively undiscovered, but soon to be over-run by the whole wide world is Manuel Antonio National Park, located on the Pacific side of Costa Rica; closest town Quepos (aka Puerto Quepos).
•Considering its relative isolation, there are a few gay hotels, including Villa Roca, Plantation, and Casa Blanca. There’s even a local roof-top-patio gay bar called Tu-Tu’s.
•Secluded gay nude beach
•High Season (drier) is more expensive– November thru April. Cheaper rates during Low Season (aka green or rainy season)– May through October.
•Amazing jungles, beaches, animals– especially monkeys– and tropical birds everywhere. Lots to do: canopy zip-line tours, whitewater rafting, fishing, jet-skiing, etc.
Based on the reports we’ve received, we highly recommend you plan a trip to this little slice of gay heaven as soon as you can.
Happy trails! –QC
PS: Don’t go trying to find or call “Super Gay Travel”… as they say in Costa Rica, “no existe”.
By this evening (Sept. 27) we had 52 entries to judge… THANKS to all of you clever people for participating! We’re not kidding around when we say there were so many good choices it was hard to pick the winner(s). Finally, after much wrangling, we just had to make a choice from the 8 or so top picks and go on with our lives!
Here are the two runners up (runner ups?) in no particular order…
“OKTO-BEAR-FEST: Beer & Bratwurst!!!”, posted by Pete…
…and…
“Cover Charge to a cowboy bar $5; Four Draft Buds $8; Cheap White G-String $10; Getting drunk and being naked on QueerClick– Priceless”, posted by DJ.
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR ENTRIES! We’ll do this again soon. Happy Queer Clicking!
