If these pics are any indication, no one will be able to keep their hands off of your package or posterior when sporting aussieBum’s new Cottonsoft undies. They’re made from ultra-soft cotton and come in 3 neutral colors in a brief and boxer-brief design. Usually aussieBum’s undies have outrageous colors and styles, but these are a real bloke’s underwear, undiesfor guys who don’t have to flaunt what they’ve got—simply put them on and let the honeys come running to you.
Not only do they keep your ass and bulge well-supported and perky, but the low-price makes them thrice as nice! Plus, there will be a few more styles coming later this year, so keep your eyes out.
Once when we were in high school, a drunk queen who called himself “our uncle” stood outside the hot tub to tell us all about the Mormon church. “Oh, you see those missionaries in their little helmets, slacks and ties,” he said, narrowing his eyes while drinking a wine cooler, “but you know that at the end of the day, they take off all that shit and do each other in the ass.”
We weren’t even talking about Mormons up to that point, but his comment forever altered our thinking about those boys on their bikes. The next time they knocked on our front door, we prayed they’d soon be knocking at our back doors too.
Heavenly Father has finally answered our prayers! While the missionaries in Mormons Exposed Men on a Mission Calendar aren’t gay per se, they sure know how to make a gay guy think sinful thoughts. The calendar’s creator even got excommunicated from the church as a result.
And while none of the calendar boys have gotten the boot yet, there’s still a chance that the church elders may find the calendar too steamy for this world and cast it into Mormon Hell (which is a lot like living in a Utah suburb).
You can check out some of the other models at the Mormons Exposed webpage, clicking on the missionary, and hovering your cursor over their pictures. We’d certainly go missionary for them… yow!
Via Sticky More fucking Mormons on QC: QCA Music Quickie: Ex-Mormon Nick Name Fucked Your Boyfriend Where Is All The Mormon Porn? Why Did Prop 8 Win?
In his most recent post, the shiny thing between Str8Cam Jeff’s legs certainly caught a lot of QCommenter’s eyes. Editor D did a little detective work and discovered that it’s the 1 3/4″ Chrome Plated Teardrop Cock Ring. It’s a great little piece, made even sexier by Jeff’s hand’s free jerk-off.
As you know, cock rings are already great for keeping harder, longer erections and further shooting ejaculations. But what’s great about the Chrome Plated Teardrop is its versatility. Wear it like Jeff and it massages your perineum (a very sensitive erogenous zone) while you work towards a climax. If you put the tip facing outwards on the bottom, you’ll feel a nice sensation against your balls during sex. Or you can even adjust it on the top of your cock to gently stretch out your partner’s hole while you fuck.
Jeff’s a big fan of QC and we’re a big fan of his. In fact, he contacted us directly to let us know that he just added 2,000 new pics to his members area. So now’s a great time to grab a new cockring and enjoy all the hot new action over at his place.
We love calendar season! So far we’ve seen tworuggers and some tweenie-bopper buggers ringing in the new year. But from the rural reaches of Austria comes one of the hotter calendars this season—the “jungbauerkalender” (or young/junior farmer calendar).
The jungbauerkalender combines two things gay men love—beautiful art and strapping European lads. Though there’s no peen, it’s still the sort of soft core you can wank to. With such buff farmers working their crops and tilling your soil year round, we’re not sure how anybody’ll keep their dates straight. It kinda reminds us of Tomass Hawkke’s Naked Nature, except with less mud-butts and tree-fucking.
The gay world’s gone vampire crazy! Diesel Washington’s sucking Cameron Marshall dry as Blacula on Unzipped’s latest magazine cover, the gay vampire drama, The Lair features legions of undead hotties, and rumor has it that HBO’s vampire series, True Blood, (which has casted porn actors in the past) may soon feature gay sex!
Maybe it’s because gay guys and vampires share so much in common: we’re a minority, we tend to be nocturnal creatures, we both feel a burning sensation around crucifixes, and both lust after the taste of young flesh. But here’s another vampiric gay sexual experience that you can really sink your teeth into…!
Fleshjack has just released Count Cockula, a blowjob-in-a-can that combines vampiric lust with the sensation of thousands of fang-shaped nubs milking the cum out of your cock with every stroke! It’ll be the one blowjob where you’ll actually like teeth on your dick. But will our unsuspecting model succumb to Count Cockula’s awesome power?
See the thrilling climax, after the jump!
Doing a good rugby calendar is all about how you decide to hide the peen. The boys in the SHU Rugby calendar used socks, The Gods of Football hid their junk with rugby balls, and some of the Dieux de Stade studs just let it all hang out.
The men of the Rugby’s Finest Hunks 2010 Calendar hide their cocks using (get this) clothes. And yet, because of all the bulging shorts and underwear, this calendar almost turns us on more than any of the above. Instead of cock-teasing us with socks and balls, only a thin layer of fabric separates us from their awesome bits. Damn! And there’s six more months to be had, after the jump!
For fans of softcore porn with an 80’s edge, the European Fun Calendar is for you! It’s made by iCarly.com, a tween site of the Bop or Tiger Beat, so we feel just a tinge guilty placing these European teen heartthrobs next to throbbing cock, but oh well.
The neon colors, wood floors, crazy fonts, and bad swimming trunks remind us that whenever we travel to Europe we feel like some parts of it are stuck in 80’s. But we don’t mind. We always wanted to see the hunky TV and movie stars get naked, so iCarly’s give us our chance to live out that retro-fantasy 20 years later.
But how about Mr. November 2010? For that month we get the classy stylings of this weirdo. We mean, did they run out of models or is he the photographer’s little brother or whut?
Via Sticky.
While some schoolsexpel their students and fire their faculty for appearing in gay porn, Sheffield Hallam University’s sports department apparently encourages their rugby players to make gay porn of their own.
These behind the scenes shot from SHU Rugby’s 2010 calendar shoot show their handsome players in all their shaved and cock-socked glory. We love that these guys look so warm, friendly, and comfortable being physically intimate with their fellow teammates without feeling the need to say “No Homo.”
Though they’re not the black-and-white muscle gods from the Dieux de Stade or the Gods of Footballcalendar, we wouldn’t mind hooking in a scrum with these hot ruckers. And as a bonus, when the calendar comes out, so will a “Making of/Behind the scenes” DVD!
Via Sticky.
When we were younger, we used to go into the gay video store and drool over the backs of Falcon Studio’s new releases. All those chiseled, endowed men, their cocks straining sideways against white briefs, their perfectly rounded bottoms just aching for cock. We didn’t even try to hide our erections, hoping there were other men somewhere experiencing the same horny rush.
Their photography’s truly iconic, it elevates the male form from pornography to artistry. You can hardly look at a Falcon picture without detecting the palpable sense of desire, lust, and discovery. Each has a warmth and an immediacy to it that goes beyond the typical cock and butt shots of most studio press.
So imagine our delight when we discovered that they’re releasing Ultimate Falcon a 400-page book chock full of images from 1972 to the present—37 years of photography broken up by decade and era. You’ll have their pre-condom studs, their mustaches hunks, European and American men, and modern stars like Erik Rhodes and Francois Sagat.
Though the book doesn’t come out until October 27th, you can pre-order it and we recommend at least flipping through it once it’s available. The images will certainly bring back memories about your favorite stars, your blossoming desire, and when you were a younger buck standing with an erection in the gay video star.
The aussieBum boys and girls trekked down to Julia Creek, Queensland for the 2009 Dirt N Dust Festival. It’s apparently a mud wrestling-slash-triathlon-slash-rodeo-slash-rock concert! The aussieBum clan gets up to some cheeky fun and games with a moon bounce and a best butt competition! It’s good times until someone breaks a bone. Will the best butt competition give their evening a much needed lift? aussieBum’s undies can give your butt, basket, and night a helpful lift… stop by and see what mischief they’re up to now!
QC loves aussieBum because we have a lot in common. For one, we both have an underwear and swimsuit fetish. Secondly, we’re both like to show off hot and sexy men. And most importantly, we’re always coming up with something fun and new! But we’ve got nothing on this die-hard aussieBum fan.
This Canadian fella took an image of aussieBum model, Toby, to his local tattoo parlour and asked for the undie-stud to be tattooed into his arm. Even though the artist had only ever done pin-up girls (never a guy), he agreed. 13 hours later… here’s the end result. We dig the tattoo’s attention to physical detail and the fact that the guy’s arm hair has made the smooth, muscular Toby look a but hairier—RAWR!
Is it weird to become jealous of the guy tattooed on your arm if he gets more attention than you do? In the end, we guess that a tattoo’s kinda like a pair of underwear… it can definitely grab another guy’s interest, but only the man wearing it can keep that interest and turn it into something… well, more interesting.
Become a fan yourself by checking out aussieBum fun and ever-changing selection!
Located between your handsome face and your delicious cock are perhaps two of the best kept secrets for incredibly hot foreplay—your nipples. Lovers often overlook these coin-sized hot spots, but they’re chock full of nerves endings that, when handled well, can really heat up your lovemaking from sizzling to scorching. In fact, two separate studies in the US and UK confirmed that 52% of guys find nipple stimulation arousing and 40% get even more turned on from nipple-play during sex. When you think of what that could mean for a guy already edging, you’ll understand the orgasmic possibilities. You see, nipples are areas of concentrated nerve tissue every bit as sensitive and erectile as your dick. And just like your dick, they respond to gentle rubs and licks as well as rougher tweaks and tugs. In fact, nipples are one of the male erogenous zones (areas of heightened sensitivity that create sexual arousal) along with the scrotum and anus. Though nips usually get some love in porn scenes, they’re often treated like a pit stop on the way to the main event, so it makes sense why lots of experienced lovemakers forget to incorporate them into foreplay.
You’ve all been a naughty, cheeky little monkey and it’s time for your punishment… or should we say FUNishment? Because aussieBum’s revamped their 7 Deadly Sins line to make you sin with a grin. And what better way to tempt some wayward soul than to wrap your forbidden fruit in tight briefs, trunks, and jockstraps with devilishly devious logos on the bum? Pick your favorite sin and style then let the deadliness begin! Or drop the logo and leave your partner wondering about your speciality. If you’ve got the time, aussieBum has got the crime.
You may remember aussieBum’sSoldier line of underwear that we featured last week. You may also remember the accompanying promotional video: it showed an Australian soldier in Afghanistan taking a bullet. As the medics pull off his uniform, he flashes back to a memory of his granny telling him always to wear clean underwear. Back on the field, the female medics discover his sexy skivvies and compliment his style. aussieBum has a reputation for being cheeky—their past videos have featured male slaves being forced by women to strip in public—but some of our QCommenters thought the video tasteless and they weren’t alone.
Disgruntled porn star and war veteran Ricky Sinz also railed against the video in a post entitled “aussie bum bad taste i think so dont but their shit”. We’re assuming that Ricky meant “dont buy their shit”, but those Y and T keys are so darned close to one another. Anyway, let’s see what else the quick typing vet had to say:
i wonder how all the disabled veterans who were injured from around the world would react if they saw the commercial that i am going to post below.
i do support free speech and i understand the marketing aspects of them doing this but seriously
mother fuck aussie bum i will never wear any of their stuff while performing in photo shoots or anytime after seeing this and i encourage you to do the same….
Yeah Ricky, we won’t wear any aussieBum underwear during our photo shoots either. Of course, a good number of us don’t wear underwear to begin with, granny be damned, but we digress…
why dont you put out a commercial with an appoligy to all the soldiers that im sure are either offended or will be.
i know that not only america has quite a few but im sure your austrailian forces wont be too happy when they see this
Well, they didn’t make an apology video, by Lloyd Jones, Executive Assistant over at aussieBum did send us this e-mail:
As you would have noticed, we have removed the video for our new Soldier range.
Sean wants to apologise for any offense caused. We have withdrawn the video out of respect. As you also would have noticed, many were offended and we never intended this.
You know how much we love military men so we’re happy to see aussieBum respect people’s sensitivity over this. And even though the controversial video’s been pulled, you can still snag the very sexy Soldier briefs at aussieBum.
The Village People made the Navy sound like a nonstop cruise, a floating YMCA filled with big guns and big fun. With all their appeal, who can resist the fantasies of being buff in the barracks with a bodacious bunkmate? aussieBum gets the military fetish and has made your dream of enlisting a reality (with none of the boot camp)!
Their Soldier line of briefs and jockstraps come with fun camouflage print, a wide-width metallic waistband for a unique and fresh strong look, and a great cut to best show off your basket and butt. Gear up for early morning drills or nighttime exercises in MANeuvering—talk about the Battle of the Bulge! No matter your position, Soldier will make sure you come out on top! aussieBum’s always rotating their styles to keep you on the cutting edge of hot underwear—check out Soldier and their other great styles before they’re gone!
In a shameless effective attempt to plug their latest feature, Falcon Studios partnered with /baskit/ for a fun undie swap with the stars of Dripping Wet 2, including the Jarics, Turk Mason, Bobby Clark, Jason Pitt, TJ Hawke, and a some other porn hotties. Whether you’re an underwear fetishist or not, it’s a great little diversion—you pick two hotties, they stand side by side, strip down, toss each other their undies and then slip into their buddie’s pair. We found it merely amusing until we came several times under its influence.
Baskit’s also holding a modeling competition at their blog and a sale at their website, both featuring great pics of studs in their skivvies—between the two, you should either find a new pair or easily stain your old ones. Either way, you win!
