Top 10 QComments
Either our features from last week were more controversial than we thought or else there’s something in the water because last week’s QComments came fierce! Between our interview with Cody Cummings, Harley’s farewell fuck on Sean Cody, and our usual mix of hot men, we certainly riled up some passions. Hell, someone even found a way to get cheesed off at a pair of underwear. Wanna see what we mean? Read on and find out!
We knew our QCommenters would have lots to say when we interviewed Cody Cummings. Personally, we don’t know why our readers get in such an uproar—he’s a hot guy with a big dick who likes getting head—sounds good to us. But nonetheless, he certainly rubs other guys the wrong way… or maybe they just wish he would rub them the wrong way. One QCommentor, caleb, has had enough with “gay-for-pay” and thinks it’s as bad as, say, “Jew-for-pay”:
i’m not offended that he isn’t having sex with another guy (especially since he IS) for my pleasure.
i’m offended (as are COUNTLESS others) by the way he constantly degrades gay sex even though he is actively and voluntarily participating in it…
i don’t think gay-for-pays exist. i’m therefore afraid of anyone who purports the sick “i’m disgusted by gay sex but i’ll still engage in it” attitude…for money or for any other reason.
he IS a heterosexist and near-homophobic douchebag… replace “gay” with “black” or “jewish” or any other marginalized identity and the things he says become even more obviously absurd. too many gays are willing to look past what he says just because they think he’s “hot”. that is pathetic.
if he is so straight and he hates having gay sex so much then why doesn’t he just stop doing gay porn so that he can then, in turn, shut up about it already?
Well obviously, caleb, there’s a lot less money in that, isn’t there? Although we might take you up on your “Jew-for-pay” offer, but only if we get all the Motza ball soup we can eat. Whether you think “gay-for-pay” is just a marketing label or a political choice, it’s also a very popular gay porn niche that has as much fantasy and performance behind it as your average fuck scene. A lot of gay guys fantasize about seducing straight men. Who hasn’t thought, Even though he’s straight, I’d still suck his dick. Yeah, well… Cody Cummings is that dick, er, we mean straight guy. But it’s not like we gotta stand up for him, especially when Todd is on Cody’s side:
Caleb, Eric – what is wrong with you two? You’re offended that a guy isn’t going to have sex with another guy for your pleasure? Seriously? He doesn’t owe you guys anything, and as for the “heterosexist and near-homophobic gay-for-pay douchebag” – this is the sort of thing that drives people away. Some people seem to have chips on their shoulders in these commenting sections, and it sounds a bit like heterophobia.
Though now that we hear Todd, we’re inclined to agree with some of Caleb’s points. Cody has called some gay-for-pay actors “gay” and he didn’t quite answer our question about why he bothers calling himself straight to begin with. It definitely raises and eyebrow, but in the end it all comes down to personal preference in porn, right? Right? Echo… echo…
But while we’re feeling morally outraged, let’s jet on over to Maskurbate’s new post entitled, The Lawnmower Man. It’s much better than that awful virtual reality movie because Maskurbate’s film contains much more nudity and cum. However, Mark wasn’t impressed. In fact, he finds the whole “masked” concept quite sad:
The premise of this website is so psychologically messed up where does one start? It’s creepy. Having sex with guys with masks is a throw back to the days of when gays were deep, deep in the closet. For those of you that like your sex this so disconnected you can’t look another guy face to fave have some serious baggage and issues. Maybe this website does it for you, but I happily long for the days when this type of fetish site is history.
Yes, it’s kinda Japanese to have sex on camera yet cover your face for fear of being recognized, but that’s only one side of the story at Maskurbate. The other half? Incognito encounters with a man in masks is pretty damned hot. Then again, we may have baggage of our own, eh? Anyone wanna help carry our load (in their mouths)?
Harley’s goodbye fuck, Elizabeth Taylor’s White Diamonds and more after the jump!
We bade goodbye to Sean Cody’s Harley this last week when he bottomed in a farewell fuck vid with Matt. We’ll be sad to see his muscular body, amazing ass, and big beautiful cock go, but not everyone feels the same. Take Nate for instance:
FINA-FUCKING-LY! I almost had a fabulous jump-heel-click moment when I read the news of Harley’s perpetual departure into who-gives-a-shit-land. I was actually pleased when I noticed a lack of Harley a few months ago and then BAM he was back again and I could only groan to myself. Never have I seen such devotion to a porn star that so clearly does not deserve it. I mean lets face it, the wang is a nice 8 but overall he shouldn’t get more than a bland 5 out of ten. I could go on in detail about his unattractive features (i.e. the hair or lack thereof, lame smile, and oddly shaped cranium…wuh? Not to mention the constant lack of connection to fellow scene partners…) but that would only lead to me getting trampled to death by some bitchy trolls…
Yes, Nate that will probably get you trampled to death by bitchy trolls. Harley may not have been your cup of tea, but it also sounds like you’re nitpicking. “Oddly shaped cranium”… really? Even if you didn’t like his look, Harley certainly paid his dues and gave his scenes his all. We liked his hole, urm, whole strangle-fuck thing and he could take a dick like a trooper. But different strokes, we guess. On the other foot, don disapproved of Harley’s send off, but only because he actually likes Harley:
First Patrick gets a tepid send-off, now Harley is sent out to pasture without even getting a crack at Matt’s cherry! Certainly a star like Harley deserved better? Why not a flip-flop to say goodbye? Why not an orgy? Why why WHY?
We agree, Harley’s last ride should have been an all-out affair that really showcased all his sexual talent. Oh well… but while we’re discussing Sean Cody posts, another one featuring Miles started a bit of a cat fight. When one QCommenter called Miles “too hetero” for his liking, QCommenter Thomas replied, “Since when is ‘too hetero’ a bad thing!? Well, I guess it could be if you have a thing for queeny, little fairies…” and this was enough to set Little Fairy into a BIG rage:
Since when is “queeny, little fairies” a bad thing? Different people prefer different types, but your obviously derogatory words to more effeminate men is offensive.
In summary: Fuck you. Have fun chasing men you can never have, and hopefully most likely dying lonely, the only sex you’d gotten throughout your empty life based on empty sex. 🙂
Damn, Little Fairy! Since when is “empty sex” a bad thing? If it makes you feel any better, even as a boxer, Miles still looks pretty light on his feet and also jacks off for a gay porn site, so he might not be as “hetero” as you think. He’s at least as open-minded as Cody Cummings—ha!
Then we encountered a rare breed of QCommenter, the kind who gets up in arms about inanimate objects. Take James for instance, he got unnerved by the strange little gems placed in the foreskin of Butch Dixon’s Dillon Buck & Ulysse photo set:
OMFG what was that? Sure I read later that the fifth pic is supposed to be diamonds that are “hidden” somewhere, but what the fuck is the guy stretching open with his fingers? That looks like something belonging on QCX! Seriously, what is that supposed to be? His penis? Belly Button? Fake ear or whatever? Nevermind, I don’t want to know. Ugh, I sort of do. I can’t get that image out my head now. It’s like one of those rosebud things from the awful fisting videos. Yes, I know there are fans of that and will call me a prude, but that’s why that stuff is on QCX right?
Not a fan of jewelry, are we, James. Knowing Butch Dixon we’re sure the photographer just decided to have a little fun and try something different. We don’t think that carrying tiny jewels in your foreskin is a fetish or popular smuggling method. But it is a way to get people to take a second look at a cock pic—it worked, eh?
Another instance came when we shared aussieBum’s new Soldier line of underwear. JJ didn’t quite like their flavor considering, y’know… actual wars currently going on:
Hmm. Bearing in mind the number of soldiers currently dying in Afghanistan from mine and IED explosions, I’m not sure this ad is in particularly good taste. The ‘granny’s advice’ bit just about redeems it, but only just.
JJ raises a good point, but we wonder what he thinks of QC’s military websites like Active Duty and Military Classified. Does getting paid to jerk off in uniform count as “war profiteering”?
Mmmm… all these tough QComments have left us with a spicy slightly bitter flavor in our mouths. Time to wash it down with some sweetness. We always love bitchy QComments, but sometimes we like it when you praise your favorite stars and new finds, such as Man Avenue’s Girth Brooks. Thomas liked Girth; well… everything except his name:
I have to admit that as soon as I read his name I was all, “Great, another douche bag with a ridiculous porn nom de plume.” Then as I scrolled down and saw that fat cock at full attention, my jaw dropped and his name suddenly became quite smart and appropriate. I gotta see this guy top someone!
Yes, we’re all holding our breath, Thomas and we can’t wait to see how that lucky bottom reacts with such a thick throbbing pole in his hole. Phew! Almost makes us light-headed!
And you can’t really top a praiseworthy QComment like that, now can you? So we wont try. Thanks as always to all our great QCommenters. Keep at it and we’ll bring the top 10 back again next week!
