There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Every now and then our features editor gets backed up onto someone’s dick with a wealth of un-published material. So with a backlog of QC FYI material, he threw together this mixed bag of medical info for pervs and nerds alike.
Better Sex Through Food
Everyone knows that oysters are a natural aphrodisiac, right? WRONG! Well, not unless you eat 50 to get the sex benefits from zinc iodine. Well how about red hot chili peppers, or half a bottle of wine? The fact is that seemingly boring foods pumpkin seeds, asparagus, and and vanilla ice cream contain more sexual boosters than the more famous “sex foods.”
You should check out the entire list for yourself. Luckily, the list of good sexfoods includes chocolate covered strawberries, sirloin steak, bananas and other genitally-shaped edibles. Plus, with just a minor tweak in your diet, you can dramatically improve your libido!
What do you eat to get yourself in the mood?
6 Ridiculous Sex Myths That Are actually True
Ever heard the one about the guy who gets his wiener stuck in a pool drain? How about the guy who called for a hooker and got his daughter instead? Or the groom who played a video of him fucking a dog at his wedding reception? Turns out they’re all true and Cracked has the details.
One of the most interesting stories is about an “orgasm pill” called clomipramine:
An anti-depressant in use since the 60s, this little pill has the sexual prowess of most NBA superstars but with less VD and paternity disputes. It also causes weight gain, nausea and, oddly enough, impotence in men; but even a fat, nauseous dude with a limp noodle has to be pretty stoked if he’s having spontaneous orgasms.
And, sure enough, around one in 20 people that take the pill will get off whenever they yawn… keep in mind that while five percent of people experience orgasms, most of the other 95 percent have the exact opposite reaction.
In addition to its six strange sex tales, there’s also links to the 6 strangest object people have been caught having sex with and 18 of the world’s most disturbing sex toys—brills.
Macho Men Don’t Do Prostate Exams
Ever met one of those “total tops” who are so butch that they’ll never wear pink, cry at musicals, or let you slip a pinky finger into their hoo-ha? They’re not just just uptight, they’re also less likely to get prostate exams or make simple preventative medical visits, so says a study done by the Rutgers University in New Jersey.
They got 1000 middle-aged men to respond to eight statements on a scale from strongly agree to strongly disagree. These statements included, “The husband should have the final say when it comes to making important home purchases” and “It bothers me when a man does something that I consider ‘feminine.'” Those with higher levels of machismo were less likely to go in for a check-up, a flu shot, or a prostate exam.
Men who strongly endorsed macho ideals were 26 percent less likely than other participants to have received a physical exam in the prior year, nearly 30 percent less likely to have completed a prostate exam and nearly 50 percent less likely these and a flu shot in the prior year.
The researchers suggest several reasons for why macho men would avoid preventive healthcare. For instance, men in high-status jobs “do not want to feel emasculated by placing themselves in the subordinate position of patient,” the researchers note.
C’mon bro. It’s totally not gay if you let a doctor stick his prober into your chutthole, unless you get a boner… fag.
You don’t have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.
“It’s wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that’s possibly why I’m quite camp, and some people think I’m gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome.
“It’s always good to keep them guessing. I don’t go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said ‘Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He’s got a gay face!’
“I’d love to play a drag queen or transvestite, but not just because of the costumes. Wait, what am I saying? Yes, because of the costumes! If the script was good – I wouldn’t just do it because I got to dress up. Although I maintain that I look good with eye make-up. And I’m not going to be an emo kid, so the only other option is drag queen.”
Thanks to Joe.My.God.
Imagine if you had a second chance to live your life all over again from start to finish. What would you change? Would you take school less seriously? Maybe get along better with your folks? How about masturbating with your school buddies to a porno mag? Would you have done that?
These are the life-changing decisions you must make in Alter Ego, an addictively simple online game that gives you everyday dilemmas (from birth until death) and lets you see the consequences of your actions. Fight the school bully? Experiment with sex and drugs early? Take revenge on an ex? Every choice you make effects your character rating and future situations with your family, friends, and lovers.
We died by tasting the bottle of sugary brown liquid as an infant, but wiser decisions will take you well into old age. And if you get sick of answering questions, you can always save your progress and play later. It’s a seriously fun game that’s sure to go viral. You’ll smile at your decisions and maybe even think a bit about the decision you make everyday in your real life.
Via Sticky.
“I’m sort of a gay success story, a very inspirational one. What happened to me is exactly the opposite of what closeted people fear: They think they’ll lose everything if they come out. This did not happen to me at all. In fact, everything came back tenfold.”
Some men know how good they look and use their sexual prowess to get anything what they want. Muscle Abs, for example, could convince us to skin our mother with a pen knife in exchange for only a touch of his hard body. Online or at the bar, he could have his pick of the studs. If it’s a slow night, he has only to remove his shirt and shoot a look to hook a man. Maybe you’ve seen such a guy before and thought, “He’s not that great.” Sour grapes, our friends, sour grapes. He is that great and we’ve got the pics to prove it, after the jump!
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“To a large segment of our society, gay people are viewed as sexual outlaws… God forbid a straight person should acknowledge that there are pleasures associated with their anus. That’s a big, big door that people don’t want to open.”
“Just by being out you’re doing your part. It’s like recycling. You’re doing your part for the environment if you recycle; you’re doing your part for the gay movement if you’re out.”
It’s late. You’re one of the few remaining guests at a party at some friend’s apartment. You’re thinking of the long slog home, when you realize that the handsome gent in the purple shirt (the one you’ve been making eyes with all night), is still around. You introduce yourselves and break the ice. He’s warm, friendly, like boats and considers himself a bit of a mountain man. You’re sorry you didn’t meet him earlier because if you had, you might be going home with him. Luckily, he’s got the same thing in mind, after the jump.
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“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”
A handle like Horny69 sounds pretty upfront. He’s a confident young lad who’s handsome, fun-loving, and world traveled. Imagine going traveling abroad and seeing the world’s wonders with such a handsome companion. Rome! France! Underpants! If you want to see what Horny 69 looks like once he’s packed away all his clothes, travel to the other side of the jump…
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We usually we examine a guy’s facial hair and ass before unfairly judging him at the bar, but a Dr. Glenn Wilson, a consultant psychologist, recently suggested one overlooked social cue that may clue you into someone’s personality—the way someone holds their glass. It sounds silly, but we’ve seen enough Ice Queens and “Lads” to think the doc’s onto something. He’s come up with 8 types of drinkers. The complete list is here, but here’s a sampling:
THE FLIRT: She may position it over her cleavage so as to draw attention to her attributes or peer over the rim to make eye contact when taking a sip – and she may “tease” the rim of the glass with her finger, perhaps dipping it into the drink and sucking it dry.
THE FUN-LOVER: This type of drinker could be a man or a woman. They tend to be sociable and convivial and “like a laugh”. They take short swigs from bottled drinks so they don’t miss out on chipping in with the conversation.
THE JACK-THE-LAD: This “peacock” is conscious of his image and will drink a bottled beer, or cider. He is inclined to be confident and arrogant, and can be territorial in his gestures, spreading himself over as much space as possible… he would be unlikely to welcome approaches from outside the group, unless sycophantic and ego-enhancing.
Dr. Wilson also adds these two cents, “The simple act of holding a drink displays a lot more about us than we realise – or might want to divulge. When you’re in a crowded bar, often all you have to go on is body language. To a large extent, it’s an unconscious thing and just reflects the person you are and the type of social relationships you have.” But he warns, “The next time you’re in a bar, it might be worth thinking about what you’re saying to the people around you, just by the way you’re holding your glass.”
So which type are you? We mean before the body shots and toilet trampery.
“Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.”
Cruising the online ads, you can catch a nice round ass and thick cock, but never know what the face attached to them looks like. Is he a good-looking guy? A butterface? Does he travel? Is he intelligent? Does he like making out? Or just hardcore fucking?
Online hook-ups are a dime a dozen, but Fresh Year’s got more behind his handsome face. While he’s got milk-fed, boy next door looks with an intelligent gleam in his eye, he’s got the body of sinner. You’d normally have to fuck around and chit-chat before getting to know him better, but IAOOC will put you on the fast track after the jump.
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