The Jarics Aren’t Boyfriends Anymore, Just Very Very Close Fuck Buddies

The Jarics Aren't Boyfriends Anymore, Just Very Very Close Fuck Buddies
Nevermind that Jordan Jaric tweeted a picture of he and Aden kissing along with the words, “I missed my baby… Some things will never change!” Aden Jaric wants you to know that he and Jordan haven’t gotten back together after their catty breakup.
Poor Jordan thinks they’re going back out but Aden certainly doesn’t. Either that or they’re just really really close fuck buddies. So horniness may have won out over true love for the time being, but it certainly rekindles our hope that we might finally see them fuck someone else on camera for a change. Shallow yes, but this is a porn site, not Miss Lonelyhearts.

26 Jun 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

QCA Comedy Quickie: God Loves Gay Porn


We started to worry about Reese Rideout‘s recent lack of weird YouTube videos, but he and Chip Tanner have come back with an important message—from God! You don’t have to worry about burning in hell for masturbating to QueerClick ever again; God’s cool with it. He’s not only cool with it, in fact, he’s doing it right now! (Wait, is God wearing a diaper?) The video gets ironically preachy especially when God says that he hates people speaking for him (ahem) but it ends with some oral action. Well, at least as much oral action as you can get on YouTube—praise the Lord!
Watch Reese Rideout get jiggy with it on YouTube:
“Berry” Washes Reese Rideout’s BMW
Reese Rideout YouTube Videos
Reese Rideout Hula Hoops on Wii

24 Jun 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

10 Reasons We’re Psyched About American Apparel’s New BUTT Magazine Beach Towels

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American Apparel just announced the arrival of new summertime beach towels graced by the coverboys of BUTT Magazine and we’re stoked. Why? Oh, just 10 very good reasons… and most of them have to do with cock.
1) ARPAD MIKLOS!!!1! We’ve always wanted to lay on top of the hairy straight-for-pay top and now we can, and at only a fraction of the cost that it takes to hire him as an escort.
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2) BUTT Magazine is hawt – Man, we wrote about BUTT back when you were still masturbating to Honcho. OK, not really, but it is a hot and brainy porn rag and if you haven’t been getting off to it, there’s no better time to start.
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3) They’re based on real people – Usually whenever we see a hot guy printed on a towel, he’s some sort of cheesy cartoon; the sort that you’d feel ultra desperate actually jerking off to. Since the men on these towels are real guys with names like Ernie, Juan, and Brian, we don’t feel so bad wanking off to them while in the changing room.
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4) Diversity! – The towels let you choose between a beefy white guy, a ripped black photographer, a hung Hungarian, or a hot Colombian fashion student. Never before have international studs been so easy to lay.
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5) Some of the guys actually look like us – As you already know, love ripped and manicured porn studs, but we love men of other shapes and sizes too. So it’s nice to know that a lot of other guys still find us sexy even if we don’t look like rippling porn gods.
Five more reasons including a glimpse of the cock towel, after the jump!

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22 Jun 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

The Jarics Reunite, Restore Faith In True Love

The Jarics Reunite, Restore Faith In True Love
When we heard that the monogamous porn pair known as the Jarcis had broken up, we hoped that we’d finally them get it on with someone else for once. Oh well, consider those dreams crushed because they’ve gotten back together.
Actually, it kinda broke our hearts when they split—they’re like the gay porn version of Lucy and Ricky. Lucy and Ricky may have had their spats, but they always had sloppy buttsex and made up in the end (and in that order). But before we bask in the glow of their hot reunion, allow us to take you down memory lane for a quick fingerbang.
A month after they broke up, the two made catty comments towards one another on Twitter. Of course, anyone who read them knew that only gay boys in love make such dramatic public statements. Then we got a surprise several weeks later when the two appeared together at a NYC live show. Was it money or contractual obligation that compelled them to put on jockstraps and gyrate to Bad Romance together? Whatever it was, it worked because here they are, kissing on Twitter.
So to celebrate their getting back together, we’ve created The Jarics QC Fan Club Page! We have to admit, we’re curious if they had rebound sex with anyone else during their two months apart. Maybe they should consider having an open relationship… on screen at least.

22 Jun 10 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Men At Play: Axel Brooks and Nathan Price

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When smart suited business man Axel Brooks visits resident barber, Nathan Price, for a wet shave he gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. Nathan’s dirty mind runs wild and soon he’s not only working up a wet soapy lather on Axel’s face but also down his body so that his hard pecs show through his foam soaked shirt. What follows is two horny flip-flopping fuckers who both get their cocks serviced by each others tight holes. Nathan expert tongue sucks, licks and rims every part of the hunks body and butt before his fingers take over exploring Axels hole. His fat meaty cock pounds the Spaniard’s sweet ass while they both enjoy some rough nipple play.

21 Jun 10 By Dave 1 Comment

Hot House Backroom: Johnny Gunn, Adam Knox and Nikko Alexander

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Johnny Gunn, one of the Sanctuary’s most twisted Masters, makes easy prey of Adam Knox and Nikko Alexander. Knox hangs suspended from the ceiling, rendering him helpless to Gunn’s relentless cock sucking. Gunn knows that Alexander, secured in a cage nearby, needs to be fucked. Gunn and Knox free the young stud and take turns fucking his hole. Gunn throws Alexander back in his cage where he jacks off watching Gunn fuck Knox. Finally a giant dildo produces a load from Knox, followed by Gunn who shoots his hot jizz across the room!

20 Jun 10 By Dave 1 Comment

QCrimes Update: Addison At Large, Crawford Charged, Van Damme On Bail, And Bateman Out Of Jail

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June has been quite the month for QCrimes, so much in fact that we wanted to take a moment to follow up on four different QCriminals: Robert Van Damme, Chace Crawford, Pat Bateman, and Sean Cody’s Addison. Some have been arrested and charged, others have been freed and one is still on the run. Join the manhunt below!
Sean Cody’s Addison: If you remember, Addison (real name Jason Andrews) planned a murder of a Florida tattoo artist with his porn actress-slash-massuer girlfriend. Together they made off with $6,000 of the murder victim’s stuff. Apparently he still remains at large and the police have issues a warrant for his arrest:

Florida authorities have obtained a first-degree murder warrant for Jason Richard Andrews, 26, an adult industry performer accused in the brutal death of a Hudson, Florida tattoo shop owner. Another adult performer and sometime escort accused in the crime, Amanda Logue, remains held without bond in the Land O’ Lakes Jail. She is charged with first-degree murder.

Police have been unable to locate Andrews since his May 19 release from the Pinellas County Jail, where he briefly was held on a related retail theft charge after he attempted to use one of [the murder victim’s] stolen credit cards. A hotel resides at the residence address he gave jail authorities, and he is not a guest of the hotel, according to police.

Will he have a dramatic showdown with police OJ Simpson style? Stay tuned…
Robert Van Damme
Robert Van Damme: Porn gossip blogger Vince Lambert has been all over this story like shit on rice. Van Damme got arrested for domestic violence against his wife. He claimed that when he tried to break up an argument between his wife and her step-daughter, his wife went apeshit, started hitting him and smashed his cell phone. He admits swatting her to get her off of him, but regrets it.
His wife on the other hand claims that Van Damme started an argument with his daughters and smashed their cell phones so hard against the walls of their home that it left holes. She says that his phone wasn’t smashed in the argument, that she didn’t hit him at all, and that his “swat” left her with a bloody mouth and a chipped tooth. She says he’s been very aggressive and controlling throughout their four year marriage.
At the time it seemed that the immigrant porn actor might be deported, but it seems that’s not the case anymore:

an immigration judge granted bond to the porn superstar. Although the feds have 30 days to appeal, it’s unlikely they will, which means that Van Damme will be released from jail soon. He has been there since May 20, when he was arrested on domestic abuse charges. RVD has since pleaded guilty to misdemeanor simple assault (three counts of domestic violence were dropped) and had his sentence commuted. It was feared that the Czech Republic native would be deported, but now it appears that once he raises the money needed for bond, he will be free to resume his life and porn career. Whether that includes RVD Films, the company he founded with soon-to-be-ex-wife Mimi Letuska, is unknown.

It’s been said that the wife has a restraining order against him, so Van Damme could soon find himself in divorce court.
Chace Crawford:
Chace Crawford: Crawford got nabbed by Texas police for carrying a joint—not smoking one, but carrying one… outrage! E! News says they’ve charged him with misdemeanor marijuana possession which has a maximum penalty of 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Don’t mess with Texas, indeed!
Pat Bateman
Pat Bateman: Bateman got jailed for 1 count of sexual battery & 5 counts of sex with minors. He just got released and promptly updated his Rentboy profile. Gay porn blog, The Sword had this priceless gem on the matter: “And while Bateman is cute and all, to anyone thinking of hiring a straight-identified ex-con hustler who named himself after a fictional serial killer, well, as they say, caveat emptor.”

20 Jun 10 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments