We had a real mixed bag when it came to QComments this week, a fun blend of crackling sarcasm, sweet appreciation, spicy bitchiness, and a zesty sprinkle of wit—kinda like party mix with dicks instead of rye chips. Hungry? Then bust open the bag with us and enjoy!
Let’s begin on a positive note with a thank you QComment posted by Joseph, the writer of our most recent Ask QC, My Family Hates Gays (Like Me). His letter heartbreaking letter recounted threats made against him by his family and implored QC readers for advice. Not only did our readers step up, but so did Joseph:
I just wanted to thank you so much for your advice. I do have friends who I can talk about this with so it’s not all bad. I do plan to move as soon as I can (I have found a temporary job so it’ll help me save up). Someone said that family is created by love and respect and not by blood and I never thought of it that way. I will assure you all now that I do not plan to kill myself. I have friends who love me for who I am and it would not be fair for them. I joined a queer group at university so I’m hoping that will help me feel more comfortable in my own skin. I really can’t express just how much talking about it and reading what you all had to say has helped. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! I promise you all that I will get through this! I will live the life I deserve, that we all deserve. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Love, Joseph
His response also goes to show the real side of our Ask QC feature. It’s a QCommunity service we’re happy to provide, especially when we can help out someone as earnest as Joseph. Our resident QColumnist Steve Prince gave our readers a real treat this last week with a blow-by-blow account of oral sex with his new beau. His retelling certainly turned us and a lot of other readers on. A few QCommenters even said that they edged to it. Steve Prince certainly impressed Shoco, so much that Shoco thinks Steve should open a blowjob school:
Wow! Having a guy say he gives great head, well that’s one thing. having read detailed description of how one performs the great art of blowjob is nothing short of mind fucking blowing. that was simply incredible. you’re definitly amazing, Steve!! you should like teach a woman’s course or sometihg (then again, don’t. we don’t want those bitches learning all the tricks and keeping the good endowned men to themselves, right?) can’t wait for the rest XD :P…
We also got a very nice QComment from jjgg5… or rather, Johnny Hazzard, the star of our most recent Friday Five did:
Johnny is a tremendously sexy guy. Also, he seems quite intelligent. I have never been a fan of the tattoo, especially the multiple tattoos. But, Johnny knows how to work this. It’s an intrinsic sexuality, I think. A friend once told me that Johnny looks like Richard Gere. My response was that Johnny is so much better looking and that he can, actually, act. But when I complained about Johnny’s big ears and wondered why he didn’t wear his beautiful hair longer to cover them up, my friend said those ears are just good handles for getting the best, thrusting blow jobs. Case closed.
We agree, jjgg5. We’d call Johnny adorkable, except that he’s not a dork, he’s just an intelligent hot guy with big goofy ears, perfect for blowjob direction (not that he needs it). But not all of last week’s QCommenters had warm fuzzies for us. Take gayrightsNOW!. He was less than pleased with our article about Arpad Miklos going straight-for-pay. In it, we said it’d be nice to move past the “gay” or “straight” labels, but he prefers those labels stuck right where they are. We’ve run gayrightsNOW!’s QComment below with some interjection in between:
Thanks, QC! Another gay site with no soul. Of course you don’t care. Why would you? It’s all about the Benjamins. I just knew you guys weren’t going to touch this. But, you did. And, you don’t care. So, why don’t you take down the comments? If our opinion doesn’t matter to you, then stop asking for comments. And stand for something, for god’s sake.
Err… what?! You knew we wouldn’t run the Arpad story (which we did) but that only proves how much we don’t care about that story (which we do). Then you get mad at us for accepting QComments (like yours), because according to you, we don’t think your opinions really matter… because if we did, then we wouldn’t run them to begin with? Huh… yes, we see… (nods head appreciably)
Where has the pride gone in being fucking gay (i.e. not fucking women). Sure there will always be weird ass queers that will fuck anything, throw “labels” to the wind. Hmmmm, let’s see how well that will work in the real world. No psychology/psychiatry. No social work/sociology. No anthropology. Hell, you might as well throw the medical field in there as well. Why? Because they ALL label people. Labeling is a part of the human psyche, cognitive reality. Our brains are wired to label. It’s NORMAL! It’s a part of how we solve problems, reach solutions, and diagnose ailments. Oh, hell, this is so stupid. Let this dumb-ass do whatever he wants to do and say he’s “gay.” He is in the death throws of his porn career (I hope); so, this childish, sophomoric behavior will hopefully put an end to it. I guess I am rare breed of gay man who finds exclusive relationships with men normal, good, something to be proud of/virtuous. No wonder the tards in society call us freaks of nature.
And, if this is the future of “gay” porn, then the future is about as bright as whale shit in the Marianas Trench.
gayrightsNOW!’s rant illustrates our point about the needless strictures of labels perfectly. We’re not saying that identifying yourself as gay has no value—of course it does (we love parades and handjobs as much as the next guy)— we just don’t see the point of getting our panties in a wad when a gay guy gives a woman the business. Arpad’s hardly the only gay porn star who’s done it and plenty of other self-identified gay men have slept with women too. Does that somehow disempower the gay identity? We don’t think so.
But as far as the future of “gay” porn looking shitty, gay porn does involve butts, so a little shittiness is par for the course!
Ugly penises, “fascist faggotry,” and shitting the leopard bedspread… all AFTER THE JUMP!
Will the homosexuality at Hogwart’s never cease? First Harry shows off his penis after blinding six horses, then he has a sexual adventure with the Black Leather Cunt, the Cedric Diggory (aka Robert Pattinson) starts making out with dead playwrights, then Cormac McLaggen (aka Freddie Stroma) dances around in his undies twodifferent times! Ohh… but Hogwart’s gayest trick is yet to cum! Dominic Ford has decided to shoot a comic 3-D porn spoof of Harry Potter, their first feature-length movie entitled, Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. In it, Whorrey Potter (newcummer Luke Marcum) must keep the Sorcerer’s Balls (protected by Robert Van Damme) from the evil clutches of Voldemorecock (Matthew Rush). Helping Whorrey wield his wand will be Cameron Adams as Himmoine and red-haired Blu Kennedy as Ron Sleazely. They’ve already shot some footage in Budapest, Sweden and other European countries and will incorporate special effects and an original symphonic score for a end-of-year release on 2D and 3D DVD with some scenes available to their website members!
We’re wondering what special effects they’re gonna use. Just imagine the amazing things that could come out of their wizards’ wands—dicktastic!
Following the success of his previous book, “X-Posed”, the South African photographer Dyllan Rosser has released a new collection to celebrate the naked male body and the nature of passion and desire. In “RED”, Dyllan devotes his stunning male photography towards exploration of the emotions surrounding the color red—the color of lust, passion, luck, and fury.
“After my debut book last year, I really wanted to focus on a theme,” said Rosser. “X-Posed was all about showcasing my work from over the past few years. So, this time I wanted to come up with a concept that would be visually pleasing. I had not seen a book of nudes based around a color theme, and what better color than red? It is all about sensuality and even danger! I had already started using the color in my work during the previous years, so once I had the book concept in my head I started to expand on what I had already done.”
Rosser used a variety of male models from an array of diverse backgrounds and body types, while also including shots of the phallus in various states of arousal. He even used adult film stars Marco Blaze, Turk Mason and Andy O’Neill. Many of the other bueatiful models in the book agreed to go nude exclusively for his project. Though they appear naked, he draped many of them in red fabric to add a sensuous texture to their already glorious physiques.
Channel 1 darling, Johnny Hazzard, is versatile in the truest sense of the word. Not only can he give and take a dick with aplomb, but he’s also a prolific blogger, produces his own online cooking segments, has made a badass dance track, models for Rufskin underwear, and is one of the most charming and intelligent stars we’ve ever had the pleasure of interviewing—yeah, we’re fans alright. He spoke with us about his work in bedroom, the kitchen, and the music studio just a while back… QC: The latest installments Hazzardous Life have taken to the kitchen. Are you trying to become the authentically Naked Chef or is something else cooking in your career oven (maybe a porn star cookbook)?
JOHNNY: I had no idea about the Naked Chef until we started doing this and the comparisons began. We really just wanted to do something new, fresh and fun for the blog. My friends are constantly amazed by my kitchen adventures and often seek my advice on things so it seemed a logical progression to do a web segment. We also have toyed around with the idea of doing a cookbook, among other things; we have a lot cooking.
QC: In our humble but accurate opinion, your first single, Deeper Into You, is a million times better than other porn star’s abortive forays into music (Colton Ford and Dempsey Stearns to name two). What artists or other factors influenced your decision to make a dance track? What do you think makes a successful dance track compared to a crappy attempt?
JOHNNY: Thank you very very much. I know for a fact that Depeche Mode influenced the vibe of DIY. To be honest, it was not my idea to produce it. The inspiration came from a little video of me dancing around to a song called “Spellbound” by Sherrie Lea and written by James Collins. After James saw it on YouTube, he approached me and asked if I could sing. My response was “I can try”. I really think that to make anything successful everybody has to be on the same page and have a real passion for what they are doing. Being aware of abilities is also pretty imperative; somebody who has never written a dance track should not be the sole contributor of one. A team effort is usually required when it comes to any creative project. QC: Congrats on recently being named among Cybersocket’s Top 50 Porn Stars and for your recognition in 2009 Grabby Awards. As a veteran, if you could change one thing about the porn industry, what would it be?
JOHNNY: Most of the things I would change about porn would require a complete reworking of the moral structure of our society; so barring my sudden endowment with god-like powers I would like for adult workers to be unionized. If properly implemented, such an organization would be mutually beneficial to models and studios. QC: “Gay-for-pay: an important distinction or macho BS? On that note, would you/do you do straight sex, if so, for pleasure, pay or both?
JOHNNY: First of all, I’m gay to the core so let’s just put that inquiry to rest right away. Secondly, gay guys will always be fascinated by their hetero counterparts. We grow up as outcasts and are made to feel somehow inferior to “normal” guys and because of our orientation we are bombarded by erotic scenarios on every front. From PE class to summer camp to Boy Scouts and back we fantasize about what we can’t have. Is it any wonder we line up in droves to watch “straight” guys take a bone up the hole? Personally, it bores me to death, but it makes serious bank and blows open the door for “questioning” and “curious” guys everywhere. Let’s face facts: It’s a win-win situation.
QC: You recently made a video about your childhood for Father’s Day. Did you tell your family/parents about your work in the adult-industry? How did that go?
I told my Mother pretty much the day I decided to do this because I didn’t want her to find out from somebody else. Two years later oddly enough, somebody mailed her a bunch of clippings from some magazines with a little note that said “thought you should know”. The actual unveiling went very well. She is a very cool woman and was understandably shocked. I wrote an article about it in the May issue of UnZipped. One year she came out to see me and I took her by the Channel 1 office and she met Chi Chi and saw the sets. the offices, everything which I think helped humanize everything a bit. Thanks for talking with us, Johnny! Want more? Check out Johnny Hazzard’s QC Fan Club Page.
Cody Cummings has been ridin’ dirty. That’s why he’s washing his Jeep! And it’s way too nice a day to be wearing – you know – clothes. And one thing about Cody is that cool cars turn him the fuck on. That’s why he grew that massive hard on. And Cody know there’s only one cure for a boner like that…he’s gotta stroke that cock ’till it bursts.
You may remember aussieBum’sSoldier line of underwear that we featured last week. You may also remember the accompanying promotional video: it showed an Australian soldier in Afghanistan taking a bullet. As the medics pull off his uniform, he flashes back to a memory of his granny telling him always to wear clean underwear. Back on the field, the female medics discover his sexy skivvies and compliment his style. aussieBum has a reputation for being cheeky—their past videos have featured male slaves being forced by women to strip in public—but some of our QCommenters thought the video tasteless and they weren’t alone.
Disgruntled porn star and war veteran Ricky Sinz also railed against the video in a post entitled “aussie bum bad taste i think so dont but their shit”. We’re assuming that Ricky meant “dont buy their shit”, but those Y and T keys are so darned close to one another. Anyway, let’s see what else the quick typing vet had to say:
i wonder how all the disabled veterans who were injured from around the world would react if they saw the commercial that i am going to post below.
i do support free speech and i understand the marketing aspects of them doing this but seriously
mother fuck aussie bum i will never wear any of their stuff while performing in photo shoots or anytime after seeing this and i encourage you to do the same….
Yeah Ricky, we won’t wear any aussieBum underwear during our photo shoots either. Of course, a good number of us don’t wear underwear to begin with, granny be damned, but we digress…
why dont you put out a commercial with an appoligy to all the soldiers that im sure are either offended or will be.
i know that not only america has quite a few but im sure your austrailian forces wont be too happy when they see this
Well, they didn’t make an apology video, by Lloyd Jones, Executive Assistant over at aussieBum did send us this e-mail:
As you would have noticed, we have removed the video for our new Soldier range.
Sean wants to apologise for any offense caused. We have withdrawn the video out of respect. As you also would have noticed, many were offended and we never intended this.
You know how much we love military men so we’re happy to see aussieBum respect people’s sensitivity over this. And even though the controversial video’s been pulled, you can still snag the very sexy Soldier briefs at aussieBum.
If you’ve been reading QC long enough you know how aggravated some of readers get whenever vagina, Jake Cruise, Cody Cummings, barebacking, or gay-for-pay comes up. Well, those readers are gonna have an aneurism when they read this. In celebration of their 4th anniversary, Jake Cruise Media featured hung uncut hairy top daddy, Arpad Miklos, in his first “straight-for-pay” scene.
What’s “straight-for-pay” you ask? Well, it’s kinda like what Cody Cummings and Pat Bateman do; but instead of paying a self-proclaimed “straight” guy to fool around with guys, you pay a self-proclaimed “gay” guy to fool around with girls. Arpad’s scene with blond starlet Holly Heart is currently up at Straight Guys For Gay Eyes. XBIZ has more about the business details, but Arpad’s switch brings up some very interesting issues: 1) “Straight-for-pay” is gonna be the next big thing in bi porn – Bisexuals exist and even gay guys will enjoy seeing their favorite stars in action (chick or no). SG4GE.com already films straight scenes with a gay audience in mind, so the lure (ie. $$$ and buzz) will surely snag other big name stars. 2) The “gay-for-pay” label’s gonna start meaning even less – After blowing a load on Holly’s back, Arpad reminds fans that he’s still gay. After Cody Cummings blows a load from a “brojob” he reminds fans that he’s still straight. Maybe Gore Vidal was right when he said, “There are no homosexual people, only homosexual acts.” QC could give two farts about labels, so maybe when everyone just starts fucking whoever they want whenever they want, we can all move past the idea of labels, “gay” or “straight” entirely. Wouldn’t that be nice? 3) Idealism aside, fans are still gonna be pissed – OK, OK, OK… so Arpad also didn’t wear a condom for his “straight” scene, which he always does for dudes. Barebacking’s par for the course when it comes to Jake Cruise, so it’s not a HUGE surprise that Arpad didn’t. But that on top of having straight sex will surely disgust some of Arpad’s biggest fans. Lots of porn stars will have to decide whether or not to go the “straight-for-pay” route, knowing that they risk blowing their gay rep and disappointing fans if they let a chick blow them first.
We’ll let you have a field day in the QComments. As for us, we simply say, if you don’t like it, don’t watch it.
It’s been pretty nice out, so Mason Wyler and Justin Jameson decided to go to the zoo earlier. They happened to get to the monkey cage just in time to catch Lulu and Bobo fucking like only wild animals do. Even though they had only been at the zoo for 15 minutes, they dashed off to act on their raw desires that had been sparked by watching the animals do it.
Hands up those who do not know Erik Rhodes. No one? Good boys!! Erik is a towering giant of pure muscle, but with a handsome face and a monster cock. This guy could just stand there and he’d create erections from coast to coast. But he’s not going to rest on his looks alone. He’s going to grab that huge manrammer of his and start working it for all it’s worth.
So you may remember the “tragic” break up of hung, uncut porn pups Zack Randall and Derek Rivero (they both run RandallRivero.com). Soon after their split, Mr. Rivero delivered a “heart-rending” video press release in which he recounted the details of their breakup the same way your mother might tell you to pick up the dry cleaning on the way home.
Well, apparently that moronic video WAS ALL LIES!!!!!!1!!!!! and Zack and Derek are but mere ass-puppets in a larger, industry wide conspiracy to market Zack as a “single dude” and force Derek into bottoming on camera! You may wonder what we’re smoking, so let us share some with you. The more adorable of the pair (recent 2009 Freshman of the Year winner Zack Randall) posted a whacked out blog entry in which he gibbers incoherently about “tolerance” before quoting Derek in a interview with no confirmable source. In it, Derek weeps tears of blood over how shadowy porn entities manipulated him into staging a breakup with his piss-drinking pal:
…I was told the video would only be seen by bloggers and industry people for the purpose of it advancing mainly Zacks career with a singles man image. It wasn’t until after we saw how the video was used that we realized the game that these entities were playing with our images…
there are forces in high places involved in this fabrication and it was they who orchestrated the entire “break-up”. Careers were threatened and promises of success were made all in exchange for the public demise of our relationship… it’s scary to think that these forces have so much to gain and receive so much pleasure in causing so much damage to our public image as a couple.
Yes, Derek… it’s scary alright. Scary like a BIG DILDO!!! But there’s more horrors to come, young reader! Derek reads QueerClick and knows that we called him the iciest cyborg queen of them all. And he’d like to explain why he came off as so icy and metallic. Truth is, he was POSSESSED BY A LIE DEMON!!!!1!:
I did look robotic but only because what I was saying was not the truth and it was hurtful to even pretend that what I was saying was even remotely true. If I seemed to be holding back its only because I didn’t actually agree or believe the lies I was fed and conveying. You try memorizing a speech you didnt even write while knowing its all lies. Anyone who knows me can see that I am not being myself in that video and that I was doing something that went against everything I believe in.
And the kicker? The dark mastermind behind Derek’s forced VLOG OF UNTRUTH then set up a fake YouTube account in his name and uploaded the video press release to infect the minds of millionsthousands a few gullible porn bloggers!!!!
BEWARE YE PORN COUPLES AND PORN BLOG READERS—your hearts and minds are but playthings in capitalism’s gay claws. Why won’t they let Zack drink his piss in peace and leave his obscure fashion victim boyfriend alone?!! Don’t we all have enough trouble without spreading lies about Zack, forcing Derek to make YouTube videos, or calling them names like “fuppets” or “dillholes”?
But this dark tale has a “happy” ending! The “good” “news” is that she-borg Derek and piss pig Zack are still “together” and “”very much “in love.”” Ugh… and just when we thought we might have a crack at Zack’s crack, we find out that he’s still “married”! Oh, it’s enough to make us slam our bedroom doors shut and cry unicorn tears on our black lace pillows!
“Thanks” to Unzipped for this deformed news nugget.
Bearded cutie Mike Dreyden gets all horny by a giant poster of Logan McCree and decides to relieve some of his sexual frustration by whipping out his meat and jerking off to the shirtless shot of the star. What follows is a fantasy come true as Logan appears and lets Mike deep throat his tattooed cock, leaving it lathered in saliva. Fantasy-Logan then returns the favor before hammering his hole with that famous dick.
It’s no secret that we love Raging Stallion exclusiveRJ Danvers. It’s not just that he occasionally drops by QCam or pops up on GuysWithiPhones. It’s not just that he’s a passionate power bottom with a furry little body and long lean cock that we’d love to get our hands on. Nor is it that the artistic, adorkable stud wears his QC t-shirt with pride. Rather, it’s all those things combined with his fun-loving, easy-going attitude that makes him one of our favorite performers. So we’re delighted that he chose to discuss his worst porn experience, music and porn preferences in our weekly chat! 1. Porn stars always talk about the positive sides of doing porn. Can you tell us your WORST experience doing porn? You don’t have to name names, but can you tell us a story of a bad scene or porn-related experience?
I’ve been lucky that most of my experiences in porn have been, for the most part, extremely good. Of course there is going to be the occasional bad scene or bad scene partner. You can’t have perfect chemistry with everyone. (smiles) I can think of one time in particular where it seemed like the top was grudge fucking me or something. (laughs) Maybe I reminded him of an ex? Who knows. It’s pretty hard to hurt me when it comes to fucking, but he was tearing my ass up… and not in a good way! I eventually had to tell the crew to let him know that when I say “stop” or “use more lube” that I’m not kidding, that he actually needs to stop. He caught the hint once the director told him to knock it off! Other than that, most of my experiences have been great. 2. Why’d you decide to finally do a fisting scene? What was it like? Do you feel like “power bottoms” are expected to do it? Do you think it’ll become a regular part of your repertoire?
I kind of always knew I would film some fisting scenes for Raging Stallion, as it had been something Chris Ward and I had talked about since the beginning. It was really just a matter of timing with my career and making sure I was ready to do it on camera for hours on end! (laughs) A big concern of mine was also how my fan base would react to it, but lucky for me the response has been overwhelmingly positive. It’s definitely something I like off camera, so if my fans want to see more of it, then I definitely hope for it to become a regular part of my career.
When it came time to figure out a scene partner, I told Chris how hot the chemistry was between Junior Stellano and I when we shot our first scene together. I was really happy when Junior agreed to do it, since we get along really well and aside from being ridiculously hot and a great fisting top, he’s also a total sweetheart. I was pretty nervous about the scene but it ended up being my easiest shoot to date, and I think we were on set for less than two hours. Chris and Ben Leon co-directed it, so having my two favorite directors on set made things a lot easier as well.
I’m really glad I made the decision to do it. I don’t think I’d say power bottoms are “expected” to do fisting, but I do think it helps extend your career if longevity is something you’re going for. My career has been evolving since the beginning when I was a kid in the back of a moving RV in “Road Trip Russian River”… That was over two years ago and a lot has changed since then. I’m looking forward to hearing what people have to say once the scene comes out later this year!
