Watch Hazzardous Life Episode 3 in How-To | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Seem like months ago that porn cutie, Johnny Hazzard choked his chicken for us on his home cooking program, Hazzardous Life. This time around, he wants to shove it in your oven and he’s gonna do it “so easy it’s ridiculous.” It’s good for you, he says. “I don’t get enough and I’m certain most of you out there aren’t getting enough either.” Speak for yourself, Hazzard! We got a big cheesy mouthful of zucchini just last night. But then he starts talking about shoving stalks in your oven, how “it gets sweeter the hotter it gets.” He also suggests tossing salads with olive oil: “It works as a glue” (GLUE?!!) but “you’re gonna get your shakers kinda oily.” Put away the balsamic vinegar, you culinary slut, you’ve added all the sweetness and tang we need. But how will you know when Hazzard’s done in your love oven? Dare we slip his broccoli outside our box and release all the heat? He suggests:
“Look for the skin to blister. That is your indication that it’s time to flip… the second time around shouldn’t be as long… yet again you want to look for the blistering of your skin and the browning of your broccoli.”
Apparently Hazzard’s not done until the skin on his stalk begins turning brown and peeling off! Jesus tits! Then, after heating us up with his culinary innuendo, he slips a skinny one into his mouth and moans with delight. “SHOVEL IT IN!” the screen says just as he sheepishly covers his mancakes and goes scampering up the stairs. Damn, Johnny! What about dessert?!?! Talk about a naked chef! All all his dirty innuendo has caused us to sprout an organic cucumber in our man-patch. So if you wanna really get cooking and see how Johnny Hazzard handles his vegetable with his fellow salad tossers, check out Johnny Hazzard’s QC Fan Page.
You know how happy we usually get when pornstars wed. That’s because gay porn marriages are like a kick in the balls to bigoted conservatives. But when straight pornstars marry, oooh! Girl, we get out our claws! While putting together a post on the latest Str8cam update, we discovered our beloved Jeff wearing a wedding ring. We’re so happy for you, Jeff. Who is the lucky bitch? Does she know that YOU BELONG TO US?!? Oh no? Well does she know about your infamous “Wife Beater” show? She might be interested in how “extra hard” you’re gonna beat her. Or how about your “Baby Oil” show? We’re not saying you’re gonna make a bad father by whoring out your baby on Str8cam, but you might make a better mom. For one, you have awesome tits and a great manpussy. For two, any guy who constantly puts “str8” in front of his name, probably isn’t. It’s like all those “str8” guys on Craigslist we’re always blowing in elementary school bathrooms. Oh Jeff, DON’T LEAVE US!!! Of course, maybe this is just another one of your theme shows, like when you dressed up as Santa, and your “wife” doesn’t even really exist. Or maybe you live in Iowa and are married to a dude, in which case, bring that bitch on Str8cam for some wife beating, baby oil fun. Sigh… oh well. We can always relive your bachelor days at your QC Fan Club page. In the meanwhile, we’re gonna toast you and your beloved with a bottle of whiskey and jerk off with our tears.
The “King of Kink” is back by popular demand. You wanted to see more of Wolf so Kyle told him to come over with his buddy Jesse for a night of hot, sweaty time. After a little make out session Jesse is all over Wolf’s huge dong, sucking it up to it’s full length and girth. Wolf returns the favor by sucking Jessie’s hot cock, as he strokes that big fat hooded dick of his, before letting Jesse’s foot take over! Jesse goes onto his stomach to let Wolf pound that big fucker right up his round little rump. After a brutal fucking Jesse takes back a little control as he sits his sweet ass down on Wolf’s pole. You know Wolf ain’t gonna give up control for too long though, so he throws Jesse onto his back and continues plowing that hole so deep and hard Jesse blasts his wad. Wolf doesn’t stop fucking and soon he’s spraying a massive load all over Jesse’s pecs and abs.
I keep hearing from various gay leaders in different organizations about those “bareback” pictures. I haven’t seen those pictures, and I don’t care to see those pictures. This guy is a screenwriter who has brought before a new generation a great historical time in the gay community with MILK. He is not a safe sex advocate; but even if he was, it doesn’t matter what he is doing in the privacy of his bedroom. My understanding obviously is that he had sex with his boyfriend. So what the fuck is all this noise about? Why does he have to answer for the intimacy of his relationship. He also did not post those pictures, it was some vengeful queen who did. He can’t be held accountable for the leeches that want to pray on his status now that he is accomplished.
I believe that he’s also given a statement. If I was him, my statement would be simple: None of your fucking business. My boyfriend was the President of the Gay Center for ten years. He has shown me emails from some of the biggest gay leaders and most influential players in the community who were casting harsh shame on Black’s character. This is a perfect example of bored rich fags throwing their stones in glass houses, like they’ve never fucked without protection. I can’t imagine that they’ve never had sex without a condom with a person they were in a relationship with. I’m glad he has given them a quick hobby to talk about but this is ridiculous, hysterical, and nasty. What a disgusting abrasive story which was started by yellow press gossip columnists.
Yeah, great advice, Mike. Let’s have the eloquent gay golden boy of the Oscars stand in front of a press conference and say “None of your fucking business! I’ll fuck how I wanna fuck! It’s my hot body!” Maybe after that, Black could snort a rail off the podium and do a body shot off of a priest.
If you’re wondering what all the hubbub’s about, check out the Dustin Lance Black news page!
It’s been awhile but Phenix Saint is back in town and he is ready to bust a nice warm load for you.
It’s a bright sunny day in this scene and Mr. Saint has decided to relax in the shade while reading, or should we say, looking at a porno magazine. Flipping through the pages he slowly rubs his manly body and soon enough his shorts hit the floor and he’s gripping his dick like a chicken wing.
Just after tying the knot,Damien Crosse and Francisco D’Macho have opened up their hearts (and holes) to Pedro Andreas (whose ex-boyfriend dumped him for Juan Bias earlier this year). The lovely porn couple probably saw poor Andreas with his broken heart and fat hog and invited him to share into their conjugal bliss.
And what better way to celebrate their nuptials then to dress up the new guy like a terrorist and have him fuck the fucking fuck out of D’Macho? Every marriage is hard work and for D’Macho it also involves double penetrations, double oral cumshots, and double orgasms. As for Andreas, the porn power couple has included him in Stag Homme’s creative team making him involved in casting, marketing, directing and of course, fucking on camera. And did we mention that QC has fan pages forPedro Andreas, Damien Crosse and Francisco D’Macho. Oh yes, we do? Because we’re awesome, that’s why.
Summers in Austin, Texas mean 100-degree days and sweaty students ambling around the University. Everyone in Austin’s in decent shape and seemingly eager to strip off the hot weather to settle in with some buds and cold beer. So we were thankful when Bryan Ockert, founder of ChaosMen.com, brought his boys to the air-conditioned comfort of Charlie’s, the city’s oldest gay bar. It’s a place where you can see old bikers and drag queens playing pool under a televised baseball game while fraternity boys do strip karaoke in the adjoining bar.
Despite the flagging economy, Bryan just finished his 14-month renovation on ChaosMen’s new studios near Austin. He was all too happy to invite QueerClick to his Charlie’s soiree. Not only did he help our star-struck interviewer pull away the boys for a little one-on-one, but he also provided some goodies that we’ll give away IN A CONTEST STARTING LATER TODAY!
While at Charlie’s, the ChaosMen danced, drank and smoked with bar patrons, took photos, got bills tucked deep into their waistbands, cheerily signied books and DVDs, and even took some time to play a boxing game in the back?our interviewer was there to capture the action! Admittedly, our interviewer felt a little nervous talking with Teo because Teo’s just his type. He’s spilled a lot of seed watching him and once Teo was up-close in skimpy black briefs with a glitter red guitar on the butt, our boy could barely contain himself. However, Teo was warm and affectionate, constantly smiling and blowing kisses to his fellow ChaosMen and other bar patrons during the interview. QC: What’s the best thing about working in porn?
Teo: Working for Bryan. He makes you feel real comfortable so it doesn’t even seem like a job. QC: What’s the worst thing? (NOTE: All the ChaosMen initially answered this question with some variation on “there isn’t one” which is crap. No matter how awesome your job is, there’s gotta be at least one downside. Even at QueerClick, someone has to clean up after Toby).
Teo: Hmmm… bottoming, I guess. It was uncomfortable the first couple of times because I hadn’t done it before. But it’s gotten easier as it’s gone on. I’m open though to fooling around with a guy. It’s all human. The only difference between kissing a guy and a girl is a little bit of peach fuzz (he says while rubbing his cheek). QC: How do you feel about barebacking, personally or as a career choice?
Teo: If you’re tested regularly like we are, then I feel it’s safe. I know it’s not always safe. I wouldn’t do it with a guy I never met. But if there’s trust and you’ve both been tested, then it’s OK. Plus, there’s a little more money in it, so… (laughs) QC: What are you boys gonna do at the sauna later?
Teo: I don’t know. It’s like the mystery box. You never know what’s gonna be inside the mystery box! QC: Do you have any message for your fans?
Teo: Thanks for supporting me through everything. I’m gonna do my best to get in great shape and hit it hard… no pun intended. Check out Teo’s QC Fan Page. Interviews with the three other ChaosMen, plus a boxing game, after the jump!
Tops and bottoms? Condoms and lube? Rimming and blowing? None of these classic porn combinations even comes close to the the load-blowing awesomeness about to be unleashed on the gay porn world. Porn giants, Bel Ami and CorbinFisher.com have announced a partnership deal “involving collaboration on several exclusive scenes, as well as a full-length DVD, Five Americans in Prague, to hit the marketplace later in the year.”
According to Bel Ami’s Chief Operating Officer, Stuart Davis, “The exclusive scenes from the recent and massive international shoot… will be released monthly at both BelAmiOnline.com and CorbinFisher.com, leading up to the release of ‘Five Americans in Prague’ later this year.”
Bel Ami’s a premier porn house and huge DVD company and CorbinFisher.com’s at the forefront of online gay adult sites—both have consistently been in QueerClick’s Top 15 and both have hundreds of thousands of subscribers meaning their ability to please current fans and lure new ones will be immense. No doubt that combining the hunky, corn-fed CorbinFisher.com boys with the stunning East European studs of Bel Ami will result in load-popping scenes.
Here’s more from the official press release:
Among the shared content are introductory episodes produced exclusively by each producer for members of the other’s site. BelAmiOnline members will be treated to a never-before-seen video with Corbin Fisher’sDerek and Travis on June 16, with CorbinFisher.com members offered a never-before-seen video featuring Luke Hamill and Alex Orioli from Bel Ami at the same time.
In addition to the coproduced content, each party’s website will feature a full scene from the other’s weekly. Drawn from the very best of both their vast catalogs, these scenes will give extra value to members of both sites and a chance to sample the offerings of each site.
Man oh man! We’re big fans of both sites, of course, and so we’ll be looking forward to all the new goodies they’ll have to offer and keeping you posted as they come out! Will other exclusive porn houses combine their powers to stay competitive? We await the answer with bated breath (lube and cumsocks nearby).
If you haven’t had the pleasure of feasting your eyes on the 24-year-old bombshell Brec Boyd, here’s your chance! And of course this hot scene is hosted by your favorite, Tommy D!
Tommy warms things up a bit by getting us familiar with Brec. He asks him a few questions about his sexuality and what motivated him to enter the adult entertainment world.
As if the original video of R.E.M.’s “Losing My Religion” wasn’t gay enough, porn star-turned singer Colton Ford has covered and camped it up by adding a techno beat, fishnet bodysuit, and gallery of angsty gay faces. It’s one of 18 covers off of his 2nd album, Under the Covers, which also includes covers of Britney Spears, Robyn, Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey, Sade, Faith No More, and Nirvana songs.
Ford said, “When you are covering a hit track, if you can retain the integrity of the original and bring your own style to it in the process, you can reveal something to the listener about you as an artist that perhaps they haven’t heard before. This album is also a friendly reminder of just how great these songs were and still are.” He accepts that some fans, like us, won’t ever be able to see past his porn star past, and that’s OK with him. But no matter how you feel about his music, we’ve got some tasty pics of the porn star that everyone can appreciate after the jump!
On his first shore leave in months, David V walks the docks, past a shadowed street vagrant who entices him in a game of chance. Picking cards from a deck, David turns out to be the fool–his card is the joker–and he loses the game to the stranger. But what prize does the stranger win? Standing up and casting off his heavy shroud, the vagrant reveals a sexy, illustrated man, Logan McCree. Lust wells up inside their stares, and their mouths meet, rugged and passionate.
