Is the Grabby Performer of the Year going into retirement? Yes, or so Diesel Washington says in a post cheerfully entitled “TIME TO RETIRE!!! BYE BYE”. The star shot his last movie, Taken to the Lowest Level, almost 3 months ago. Though he’s gone for 8 months without work before, he was an exclusive at the time, and looking at his previously-troubled peers, Washington wonders why he’s been singled out for unemployment:
Take Jason Adonis, the guy can screw some people over (the bottoming thing) and then still come back and work, no problem! Matthew Rush, he has had his share of problems, but work doesn’t seem to be one of them. Brodie Sinclair all the drama with Raging Stallions and the guy still finds work on various sites, Cocky Boys etc. Brad Star he has his share of problems, but after everything is said and done still finds work.
Afterwards, he says he’d rather “bow out gracefully as opposed to hitting the mass email thing begging for work.” Then, immediately after, he calls out Hot House, Jet Set, and Colt, basically begging for work. Tsk, tsk… bad form, Diesel. Don’t you know it’s the girls who ask for it the least who get it the most? Plus, it’s a recession; lots of other porn stars have opened their own pay sites for some cash until work picks up. It may not make millions, but you’d at least have enough for weed. But not content to privately jerk off for his fans, Diesel announced:
SO AT THIS POINT I’M SAYING I HAVE RETIRED!!!
I will keep the blog running for a bit…..
Maybe that will change??? Who knows?? Shit!!! Chad Manning retired and then Unretired all in one week. Stay tuned!!!
Hmmm… Washington’s known to go all drama queen on his blog, so we’re feeling that he’s likely to drop his “retirement” as soon as the first offer comes calling. Also, it’s worth noting that he’s been having dating trouble and recently went on a tirade against skinny jeans wearers, wet blunt smokers, and hooker clients who take up their entire paid hour. Diesel’s bloggy meltdown is most likely a marketing ploy, the digital equivalent of Britney shaving her head. We know it’s hard times, Diesel, but you’ve never been one to take it sitting down—usually you give it standing up.
Our fuzzy porn fave, RJ Danvers, recently graced us with a visit to QCam and left some very tasty shots of his hairy chest and hole. Now that school’s done, it looks like RJ’s been hitting the gym—his arms and chests look quite muscular! He even gave us a shout out on his blog. Thanks for the love, RJ! We always look forward to seeing more of your hot bod in action, whether on our site or in your sizzling scenes!
From Nick Capra, the man who brought us the story of the Holllywood A-Lister who sang hymns while being drilled his ass at an NYC S&M sex dungeon, comes another romantic tale, this time in Paris 2004. Ahhh, Paris! The romance, the architecture, the anal douching.
After dreaming of Nazi dicks, Capra anxiously prepares for his first bottoming scene with Pascal Bruno (in the film, French Kiss) by trying his first anal douche. But just as he needs to shit out the warm water in his lower intestine, a knock comes at his hotel room door:
“Who is it?!”,I screamed in frustration.
“Room service.I have the extra towels you requested.”
Oh shit! The towels. I forgot that I had called down for extra shower towels.
“Leave them at the door!”, I screamed, sitting down on the toilet, about to expel the water.
“What? I can’t hear you.”, the maid yelled back through the door.
“Oh for the love of God, leave the fucking towels at the door!”, I yelled back in desperation.
I couldn’t hold it in any longer. I was about to burst.
“Fine!”, the maid yelled back.
At that very moment, a noise came out of me, like a thunder storm raging from my ass hole. I expelled the water, and boy was my hole mad. It was making all sorts of noises I never heard.
KNOCK KNOCK.
“What else did you say you needed?”, the maid yelled through my door.
But the anal antics don’t end there! Not only does the maid pop in, but so do his visions of fascist phalluses as Pascal Bruno makes his way up the stairs. You should read the whole story at his blog. Between the launch of his new video site NickCapra.com, and the funny porn tales on his blog, Capra’s giving us fans lots of reasons to keep our eyes on him.
Mason was so excited that D.J. was coming back to fuck him that they wasted no time in introductions and got right to it.
Mason pushes him down on the couch and quickly starts to remove D.J.’s attire. Next you know it Mason is choking on D.J.’s cock and drooling all over the place. Hard and ready to fuck Mason’s tasty smooth hole, D.J. plows right in.
Seems like only last week we reported the beginning of porn model Marcus Allen’s murder trial. And now, barely one week later, our former Freshmen of the Year’s blossomed into a full-fledged felon, convicted of first-degree murder and serving life in prison! If you’ll remember, Allen (aka Timothy J. Boham) shot his ex-boss and butt-slave, Paul Kelso, in the head during a cuddling/robbery gone bad. Boham’smotive? Getting cash for his preggers girlfriend. His defense? XBIZ has the goods:
“The jury took less than five hours to convict Boham, whose lawyers — Amber St. Clair and Kristan Wheeler—claimed that his victim… committed suicide,” reports the Denver Post. “They tried to persuade the jury that the murder scene was merely a cover-up for a suicide to that Kelso’s life insurance policy would pay out.”
“According to testimony, Boham returned to the house several times to clean the body of fingerprints and to remove clothing, bedding, a shell casing and other material,” the Post reports.
Boham stole Kelso’s safe and cut it open, believing it contained as much as $400,000. But it was empty save for some paperwork.
He later admitted to the shooting of his mother and sister and fled to Arizona, where he was arrested at the U.S.-Mexico border and returned to Colorado. “He confessed to police during a videotaped interview, which was played to jurors. His mother, sister and former girlfriend all testified against him during the five-day trial,” according to the Post.
Damn, that was quick. Is Lady Justice on Tina or something? We mean, the Harlow Cuadra trial took for-fucking-ever. But this one was wrapped up in less time than it takes to redecorate a bedroom.
It’s orgy time again…or shall we say initiation time once again. Who’s the initiate? None other than the sexy 23 year old Justin Ryder.
Justin, Phenix Saint, Patrick Kennedy and DJ were having a sleep over. When the guys noticed Justin get up and head into the shower the next morning, they figured it was the perfect time to break the new guy in.
The twincest rage continues! Most recently we mentioned that one of a porn twin/cat burglar duo pleaded guilty to burglary; last month, we featured our twincest-edition of Battle of the Porn Stars with pics of the twin porno pairings; and QCommentors felt outraged and turned-on by the Brazilian incest film, From Beginning To End, and the William Higgins’ twincest flick actual twin brothers fucking! Now comes Bel Ami promising a hot scene with twins Elijah and Milo Peters (the duo who replaced the Visconti Triplets for Bel Ami). According to a Bel Ami press release, the porn giant had to re-edit a controversial scene between Milo and Elijah in their latest DVD release, Sex Buddies, so it would pass UK censors for US distribution. The same release says that the twins had a hard time keeping their hands off each other while filming:
It may seem like in today’s market you can get away with anything but one thing is certain you can’t get away with is two hot twins kissing and playing around with each other. Bel Ami spoke to the twins about this to encourage them not to gravitate towards one another when they are in a scene together and their reply? “If we do it at home anyway, what’s wrong with doing it on film?” When asked what “it” at home means…They replied “Everything”.
“Apparently the original scene pushed the boundaries too far in order to have it pass the British Board of Film Classification censors in the U.K.,” a company rep told XBIZ.
“The boys were not doing too much in the film, just kissing and jerking each other off, but that is still too much for both our U.S. distributor and the BBFC. There were not too many cuts to be made.”
The unexpurgated footage will be instead be streamed online at the company’s official membership site, BelAmiOnline.com. The site has been revamped with an official relaunch set for later this month.
So even though the boys stopped short of sucking and fucking each other, they still make a mega hot pair and we look forward to seeing them in action. If you wanna see more of them and figure out how to see their unedited scene, check out the second round of pics, after the jump!
After reporting yesterday on the Goffney twins, hot porn actors who pulled off a burglary spree, we decided to pull up some pics of the two. We’re not sure if they’ve even gotten freaky-deaky with each other but… we hope they have. Yes, we said it. We’ll be sure to keep you posted on their judicial proceedings and porn past as we find more!
After yesterday’s start of the Marcus Allen murder trial we joked about starting a new section called QCrimes. Well, sadly, the hits just keep on coming. Today, Taleon Goffney, one half of the “gay porn twin bandits” pled guilty to multiple counts of robbery. He, his brother Keyontyli, and their mother pulled off a multi-state crime spree in which the two gay porn amateurs cat burgled more than 40 places across in New Jersey and Pennsylvania—their mother was their lookout! Details magazine ran a great in-depth piece about the brothers outlining their rise and fall into porn, modeling, and crime. We’ll keep you up to date on their case, the fate of Keyontyli, and of course, other QCrimes to come.
