Top 10 QComments

Top 10 QC Reader Comments
Last week on the top 10, we featured mostly catty QCommentors pulling out their fangs and claws and digging into porn stars and readers alike. This week we have some kinder, gentler QCommentors. That doesn’t mean it’s all sweetness and light; no, there’s still piss and vinegar to spare. But even kind QCompliments raise an eyebrow and a cock or two…
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Our reader Constance really enjoyed Giorgio Carrera and Ethan Clarke at BelAmiOnline.com and can you blame him (or her)? Bel Ami’s always got big-dicked European hotties and hot fuck scenes. However, to Constance Giorgio looks uncannily like another famous face…

I Love Giorgio Carrera! I’ve been quite obsessed with these set of photos for about 3 months now. Its so beautiful. Its almost like its not even porn. Its more like art. btw, am I the only one who see’s a resemblance between giorgio (dark haired guy) and nick jonas??

We can’t post a pic of Nick Jonas, because he’s jailbait—you cradle-robbing chicken hawkers—but you can Google him for yourself and tell us if you agree. For the record, we do and even though it’s a crime, we’re wondering if Nick’s just as (ahem) “talented” as Giorgio. One more year, Nick, and you’re ours!
Shorty complimented another QC favorite, Arpad Miklos) in the Falcon Studio: XXX post:

Arpad’s like a good aged wine. Really, really fine. Saw him for the first time in a Kristian Bjorn film which was a takeoff on the Soviet army. He got a blowjob from a cute young guy in a hotel room. Needless to say I was impressed, and he’s gotten even better since. Ya keep goin’ Arpad.

Talking about Arpad, ever see the pics from when he fucked Zack Randall? OMG, so incredibly hot. In the past some readers gave Zack flack for his interest in water sports. But at the FreshmanX: Zack Randall post, SteveDenver showed his love for the stud:

Piss queen or not, he’s one of the most beautiful guys. I even think his hearing aids are sexy. Many deaf boys — especially profoundly deaf since birth — make the wildest animal noises during sex. It’s uncensored, unscripted and pure (even if everyone in the neighborhood listens). Love Zack

RJ and Sagat do art
Of course, sometimes QCompliments are a bit backhanded. One of our readers, blake, showed his love for Francois Sagat by saying how much he’d like to see him murdered in the upcoming Saw 6 film:

HAHAHA! I can’t wait to see this guy get killed. Francois is hot and all but his bright and ditsy desire for art (not that there’s anything wrong with that) doesn’t match his super macho physique. Maybe if he wasn’t as muscular it wouldn’t be as big of a deal. Oh well. I can’t wait though. I haven’t watched the Saw movies since the second one but I’d be sure to watch this one. Hot. Hot guys and horror films? I’m there!

While he’s waiting to see his fave to drop dead, soulsteelgray rushed to RJ Danvers’ defense when other QCommentors criticized the awesome bottom’s drawings.

Whoa whoa whoa. It seems like he really enjoyed the class, so what does it matter if they don’t rise up to whatever standard of art that’s being applied? Hell, my art skills are limited exclusively to stick figures, so RJ gets major props from me.


Michael Brandon, deserving of death?
We promised piss and vinegar and here it comes. Not every QCommentor loves porn stars equally. For example, JP’s ready for Michael Brandon, who recently appeared in a Hairy Boyz post to, err, “retire.”

Yeah, someone needs to take Michael Brandon out behind the barn and, erm, “retire” him. Hasn’t he been doing porn since…1959?

Some Mice and Men action, eh JP? You sick puppy. Next up, Pogueaux called out Simon in his most recent Corbin Fisher post.

Wow, what a waste of Travis. Simon was dead weight… no presence. It takes a pretty bad model to make Travis look even a little bit sub par, and Simon succeeded. Give Travis some PASSIONATE partners to work with, not just ones who are there to earn a paycheck.

Damn! A compliment-diss combo! Excellent…
These two are almost there...
Twins seem to be a hot topic of QC recently—a week ago we posted a Battle of the Porn Stars that rounded up all our recent twin pairs. We also featured a William Higgins post with identical twins fucking which caused quite an uproar among our QCommentors. Here’s Jarod weighing in:

Stories of sexual activity between brothers are extremely common. Personally I don’t have an issue with two brothers getting it on as long as it’s just a means to an end: an orgasm. That is, use your brother’s hand/mouth/arse rather than your own hand. Where sex between brothers becomes an expression of their feelings for each other then that is where a line is crossed that should not be crossed.

Can you fuck your identical twin and have it NOT cross some sort of psychological line. Hmmm… we’ll leave that to the twins’ therapist. But while some readers are trying to stop twincest, Coco can’t wait for the Mangiatti twins to get it on:

When are we going to see them fuck each other?…Er…It’s not really incest, is it?

They’re already simultaneously sucking and fucking the same guy, so it might only be a matter of time. Our reader, the hilariously named NoMoFauxMoFoMe has been driven crazy by fauxmosexuals, which we recently defined at Queerisms.

Funny! I’ve heard the term “foam-mo,” as in foaming-at-the-mouth insane queer. I think I’ll use this term to describe all the guys with 1999 fo-hok hairdos that enhance their pinhead. Some of the guys I know like this really get pumped on gay attention (and free drinks), but they won’t fuck a guy. Bastards! Beautiful bastards!

Yes, yes… it’s confusing these days.
Is that legal?
And last but not least a QCam QCommentor, Big Daddy saw one QCammer’s huge tool and wondered how big is too big.

Holy Shit! How many states is that cock legal in???????

Luckily, sodomy’s legal in some countries now, though he’ll likely be tried for assault unless he gets his victim’s permission—he definitely has ours. That’s all for this week, but check in next week when we compile the best of your comments. Who knows, your two cents could be jingling around our next week’s top 10. Until then, comment away!

May 06, 2009 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments