acronym: Middle Aged Men in Lycra.
example: Chef Ramsay is such a creative MAMIL when he displays his meat and two veg!
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noun: Deriving pleasure from falling down stairs.
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noun: Swapping obscene and licentious messages to each other over Facebook chat to the point that you orgasm in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor.
example: Hey me and my friend were having a such a hot convo on chat last night that I totally fab jizzed all over the screen!
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noun: An attraction to people of dramatically different heights.
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adj: An unusually and outstanding display or appearance of gayness.
example: Hey Tony! Now THAT is homoexceptional!
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noun: A refreshingly cool and thirst quenching drink made from fresh tangy semen.
example: I’m so parched I could drink a gallon of spermolade!
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noun: An intense desire often to the point of sexual desire for wooden objects.
example: Oh my god! That oak bench! The smell, the feel of it, I think I’m going to just sit here and jizz my pants!
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noun: a perfectly-cloned stereotypical gay man; a gay man that looks so perfect he could only be a robot.
example: Ugh, I showed up at the bar last night, but it was full of homotrons, so I went home immediately
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adj: fabulous and fantastic; a greater superlative than gorgeous.
example: Joe, where did you get that watch? It’s so fablastic I want one for myself!
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noun: a contraction of homo and homework. The extra chores a gay man has to do, usually having to do with primping/self-maintanence.
example: Shit, I have so much homowork to do today. I have to hit the gym, then I’m getting a facial at 2 and getting my dry-cleaning after that. Being gay is hard work!
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adj an adjective used to describe a gay man who sleeps around in multiple cities; a gay man who is known in many different cities.
example: Everyone in Chicago knows who Frank is, sure, but most of my New York and LA-based friends have seen him naked, too. Frank is as homopolitan as they come!
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noun: the face a guy makes when the tip of a cock first penetrates his ass. Most pronounced in the sexually inexperienced.
example: Joe was an uncommonly pretty guy, but James found out that night that his anal face was downright ugly.
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noun: a frozen popsicle made out of semen, or that at least contains semen. Perfect for those long summer days.
example: Lately, I’ve been getting all my tricks to cum into an ice tray so I can stock up on cumsicles for the summer. Summer is cumming!
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noun: a cross between a twink and a hunk. A twink that is slightly more muscular than usual.
example: Lately, Justin Bieber has been working his way from twink to twunk. From the neck up, he still looks 15, but his body is looking buffer than ever!
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noun: When you fall asleep with cum on your stomach and wake to find that your stomach is covered in dry, crusty semen.
example: Sorry, I don’t mean to be grumpy. I had a trick over last night and woke up this morning with the absolute worst case of jizz belly I’ve ever had.
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noun: a particularly inspirational hairstyle; a hairstyle after which someone models their own cut.
example: in the 1970s, Farah Fawcett’s flip served as hairspiration for everyone blonde girl in the world!
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