noun: A lie one tells regarding the size of their penis.
example: “He said his dick was eight inches, but it was probably six and a half inches. Eight inches was a total phallacy!
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noun: The hollow formed on the scrotum between the testicles when wearing particularly small and tight shorts such that the scrotum hangs out either side and is exposed to others.
example: “Hey Shane, if you pull those shorts up any higher you’ll have a total scrotum cleavage!
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noun: 1. A nipple so long is resembles a penis. 2. A penis so small it resembles a nipple.
example: I sucked Jason’s nipples so hard last night they both ended up as penipples!
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noun: Blue pubic hair.
example: It’s so cold in here I’ve got blubic hair now!
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phrase: When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense.
example: To avoid embarrassment, Dean used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
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noun: The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
example: We fell asleep… then when I woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
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noun: The device used to wake another person up by cumming on their face.
example: The only way I can wake my BF up in the morning is to use the Jizz Alarm Clock!
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noun: Someone who is constantly able to evade having anal sex.
example: Ryan: “I’ve been dating John for 2 weeks now and we still haven’t fucked”.
Chris: “Oh, you’ll be lucky, I thought you knew that he’s a total log dodger!
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adjective: Someone who has given so many blow jobs that their breath has started to resemble the smell of cock.
example: Jason’s penis breath was so bad, almost to the point of cummatosis!
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noun: The action of masturbating another guy, while they hold their cock and you grab their arm moving it up and down in the motion of holding a tiller.
example: Freddy steered me into orgasmic pleasure last night when he gave me a dutch rudder!
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verb: The act of masturbating when someone interrupts the act, usually just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.
example: I was having a really good wank but it ended as a disasterbate when the boss walked into my offices!
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noun: 1. The look a partner gives to you when they see your erect penis for the first time, (especially if they are on their knees about to blow you and they look up at you). 2. A person with a face that resembles an erect penis.
example: Jax: ” You should have seen the erection face on Shaun last night when I droppped my pants!”
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adjective: 1. Ability to use the left and right hands equally well when masturbating. 2. A person with sexual ambiguity who is unable to decide or make a choice between partners of either sex. 3. Alternative use for bisexual 4. Alternative use for Flexible / Versatile.
example: “I broke my right wrist, but no problem I can still wank as I’m ambisextrous!
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noun: A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.
example: Man, you’re such an axehole, I can’t breathe in this locker room!
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noun: Penile duplication. A rare medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penises. Its occurrence is 1 in 5.5 million men in the United States.
example: I am a guy with diphallia!
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noun: Arousal from fog/mist.
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