Queerism – The Toothpaste Defense

phrase: When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense.
example: To avoid embarrassment, Dean used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

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