Queerism – Disasterbate

verb: The act of masturbating when someone interrupts the act, usually just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.
example: I was having a really good wank but it ended as a disasterbate when the boss walked into my offices!
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