If you’re like every member on Team Orange, you’ve dreamed of touching David Beckham’s package; especially after seeing his bulge in those Armani underwear adverts. It seems we’re not alone in that wish.
Elena Di Cioccio, a blonde female reporter for Italy’s best known satirical television show, The Hyenas, recently sexually assaulted the stud on camera to see if his real-life bulge matches up with the package in the adverts. The Telegraph has more:
The stunt was a “test” to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants.
He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene.
As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling “E piccolo, Beckham” (“Beckham is small”), while being filmed by the show’s cameraman.
Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver’s seat in which he was sitting, shouting: “You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!”
The Hyenas is broadcast on Italia1, a channel owned by Mediaset, Silvio Berlusconi’s media empire. The Italian prime minister also owns AC Milan.
Though the video’s obviously going for humor, it’s actually a creepy to watch because sexy Becks seems genuinely freaked out—and who wouldn’t be? We’ve always wanted to touch Becks all right, but not as a premeditated publicity stunt. We’d rather get him drunk first and then start massaging his shoulders and kissing his neck. Y’know, like Victoria Beckham does.
And why bother with the yellow gloves? We’re sure that Becks keeps his wiener nice and clean in case Lady Beckham should ever crave it. We’d wanna squeeze his knob with our own hand, and not deny ourselves the hands-on pleasure with rubber gloves. Someone needs to teach this crazy paparazzi lady how to handle a real man with style, grace, and a little lube.
Via Sticky.
Ruggerbugger celebrates the incredible Gareth Thomas—a star British rugby legend. He’s played internationally for Wales 100 times and is widely respected for being one of the greatest players in the country. He recently confirmed that he’s gay and continues to play for Cardiff Blues where he says that his team-mates 100% support him. Ruggerbugger applauds this stunning, brave, sexy hero!
EricDeman captured an amazing goal in this football tournament where a players shorts slide down while on the field. Determined to see his team to victory, the cheeky footballer drives the ball home bouncing it off from his fully exposed cock! The opposing team object to the referee pulling down their own shorts until the field is filled with hot exposed footballers! Download and save this amazing video from EricDeman.com!
Ruggerbugger has proof that when fresh young athletes join a team, they don’t simply start training: They are roughly and brutally initiated! Take for example the tradition at Sheffield Hallam University rugby club. The guys are lined up, stripped down and forced to perform a series of naked exercised out in the open while their older brethren get drunk and shout at them. Or the horny antics of Dorset University’s rugby team whose tender young initiates are stripped and put through their paces clearly on view for everyone else on the campus. See much more real footage and pictures of sexy young sportsmen’s rude introduction to their teams at Ruggerbugger!
Remember the story aboutthe Olympic Thai boxer who got in trouble for some gay mag undie pics? Well the same thing’s happening, only in a different country and with a different sport. Meet Jesus Alberto Datolo, a 26-year-old soccer player for the Napoli Italian football club. He recently posed in his underwear for our new favorite gay publication, Romeo Mag and is now facing potential punishment for doing so. Pink News has more:
The article included five pictures, including one in the team’s strip, and an interview in which he said he hoped he could become a role model.
Club president Aurelio De Laurentis was reportedly visibly displeased by news of the shoot and has he said: “The image of Napoli rights [has] been violated.”
Italian sports blogs have speculated the player may be fined for appearing in the magazine.
It kind of astounds us that his club would consider penalizing him for a few measly underwear pics. For one, soccer stud Christian Renaldo has appeared near-nude plenty of times on QC and we haven’t heard a peep out of his club. For two, soccer could certainly use a few more gay fans, especially fans who’ll actually watch the game instead of rioting. And for three, it’s Europe—aren’t all Europeans gay?
We’ve gotta give a quick shout out to Romeo Mag. It’s filled with muscular Italians rippling in black and white. The twinkish Datolo’s lucky to be among its pantheon and in our opinion, he shouldn’t be suspended so much as fellated.
Ruggerbugger features a video of fully naked rugby star Simon Shaw showing off his big masculine body. Simon is a giant muscular powerhouse standing at 6 feet 8 inches tall. Here his magnificent ass is displayed as he faces the camera stern faced while holding a rugby ball. Download and save the video of this hairy rugby star at Ruggerbugger!
Ruggerbugger exposes an exciting selection of the most successful and sexy Scandinavian athletes today. Here are Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a Swedish footballer who has recently taken to stripping off for semi-nude photographs; Kim-Idar Molnes, a 19 year-old Norwegian wrestler who competed in the Greco-Roman Wrestling Championship in Serbia; and Christian Brink, a Norwegian footballer currently playing for F.C. Lyn Oslo that has become very popular for his skills as a central defender—but we’re more interested in his sexy tattoos! They grow them big and tough up in those chilly Scandinavian countries and these men are some of the hottest sports warriors we’ve seen. See much more of the hottest new sports stars revealed at Ruggerbugger!
In these icy wintry days, Ruggerbugger likes to think fondly of the days of summer and the sumptuous college boys who strut proudly about displaying their fit athletic bodies. From different colleges around the U.S. these manly young swimmers show off their very bulging Speedos. Relive the days of Summer and sexy naked swimmers at Ruggerbugger!
Ruggerbugger has caught Steeve Guenot, the mouth-wateringly hot French wrestler naked with his big prominent ass on show! Winning a gold medal at the tender age of 22, this hot young powerhouse is storming ahead to conquer new championships and takes a moment to display his fantastic athletic body in its prime. Download and save the full video of this stunning wrestler from Ruggerbugger.com!
Apparently pics and video of Tiger Woods’ 9-iron are out there and likely to hit the web soon. How do we know? Well, because Tiger won a court order in the UK to block their publication! QC hears that several of his “sweet sweet bitches” agree that the golf pro packs one hell of a driver. You can bet that we’ll hunt them down and post them as soon as they’re available. Stay tuned!
