Winter Medalist Bode Miller Shows Off His Olymprick Mettle

Winter Medalist Bode Miller Shows Off His Olymprick Mettle
American Bode Miller won bronze yesterday for Men’s Downhill Skiing in the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games. And after securing his place on the podium, he stepped up and proudly showed off his prize-winning medal wiener. That’s what we love about the winter games: all the competitors in the skin-tight outfits are nearly nude. Just adjust the tint on your screen and draw in some pubic hair, and you’re basically watching XXX-treme sports. We’ll keep our eyes open for the bobsledding and speed skating action too… those men move so fast!
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17 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

QCrush Cristiano Ronaldo Gets With Armani, Gets His Own QC Fan Club Page!

QCrush Cristiano Ronaldo Gets With Armani, Gets His Own QC Fan Club Page!

We’ve long had a QCrush on Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo. So imagine our delight when we found out the soccer stud had recently done a sultry ad campaign for Armani. Armani has a thing for well-hung soccer players —they once roped David Beckham into a pair of their tight briefs. And now Cristiano Ronaldo’s a part of their heat packing players…. hawt!
After watching the video of him getting all sassy with the camera, we could barely control ourselves. And so we created a Cristiano Ronaldo fan club page complete with tons of shirtless pics, bulges, VPLs and VPHs. Whether you’re a soccer fan or not, Ronaldo’s given us a long-running “ball game” that has us wanting to score! Now if only we could see him OUT of those Armani briefs. You can quote us on this: it’s only a matter of time!

15 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 7 Comments

Straight Lads: Rugby Team’s Sexy Initiations

Rugby Team Initiation Rituals at Straight Lads
At Straight Lads there is an amazingly sexy expose on a rugby team’s initiation. While the older teammates carry on with their game the stark naked initiates remain bound to the goal with only endless bottles of beer to put a fire in their guts. The boys look excited that they’ll finally be one of the team even if it means submitting to naked humiliation for an entire day. See more horny initiation stunts at Straight Lads!

05 Feb 10 By redmonkey 2 Comments

Adidas’ Jersey Swap Knows You Don’t Care About Soccer Rugby

Adidas' Jersey Swap Knows You Don't Care About Soccer
We’ve seen these promotions before where hot guys will strip their clothes to sell you stuff. Who can forget the Baskit Underwear Swap with porn stars trading their skivvies, or the Puma web index where that hot Latin model stripped down and started throwing clay on a potter’s wheel?
Now Adidas has come up with a jersey swap where you can select two out of five hot soccer rugby players to take off their jerseys and trade. We chose Jimmy Cowan and Ali Williams (because we like ’em big and goofy-lookin’). And while there’s no underwear or pubic hair in sight (darn), the ballers are ripped and most have tatts and happy trails!
And what’s better is after they swap jerseys, they don’t even bother putting them back on because who gives a crap really. If we wanted to see them clothed, we’d actually watch soccer rugby. But they know what we want and that makes us feel much less cheap. Now, if they only didn’t call this feature “A Game For The Ladies.” Sigh…

03 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments

UPDATE: Greg Oden Apologizes For Having A Big Dick


Oh blessed internet, is there anything you can’t do? Why, just yesterday, you provided us with the hanging penis of Portland Trail Blazer Greg Oden. And today, you bring us his requisite apology video. According to him, he got woken up by a 6am call about his cock pics. We certainly wouldn’t mind being woken up at 6am because of his cock. We’d just roll over and let Greg punch his one-way ticket to Pound Town.
Also he keeps saying he’s pretty embarrassed and sorry for embarrassing his family and his organization, but if we were his family we’d be high-fiving each other because our genetic pool gave him basketball skillz and a huge dick. Also, as we said yesterday, his organization knows that those pictures have raised a whole new crop of Oden fans rearing to see him in action… off the court, that is. So even though we feel bad for Greg, it’s not the end of the world. He might even benefit from a little sexy press.
Although, he can kiss any Wheaties promo goodbye. Most people don’t like thinking about sucking big fat dick while eating breakfast; although we do. Cock’s the breakfast of champions.

27 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

7-Foot-Tall Portland Trail Blazer Greg Ogden Shows His Slam Dunker

7-Foot-Tall Portland Trail Blazer Greg Oden Shows His Slam Dunker
Pictures of Portland Trail Blazer Greg Oden’s penis surfaced on the web today. He’s a 7 foot center for the NBA basketball team and has the dick to match. He could slam dunk it in our basket anytime he likes. The only thing is that he probably sent these cell-phone pics of himself to a lady friend. And though we’re not sure if they had sex, she’s certainly screwed him in another way by posting these online. Oh well, at least his share of fans has undoubtedly increased. We may not watch his games, but we’re definitely interested in how he handles his balls. Free throws, anyone?

27 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

Ruggerbugger: Dan Biggar, Adrian Haas, and more!

Ruggerbugger raids Facebook profiles
Ruggerbugger has invaded the Facebook profiles of some of the top sportsmen in the world and have discovered revealing private pictures which the hot athletes only intended to be shared amongst their closest friends. Here are some candid shots of rugby player Dan Biggar, French rugger Adrian Haas and a horny footballer which they never intended for you to see! Discover many more of the world’s top sportsmen’s private photos revealed at Ruggerbugger!
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27 Jan 10 By redmonkey 2 Comments

German Tennis Player Tommy Haas’ Bulge

Dutch Tennis Player Tommy Haas' Bulge
German tennis player, Tommy Haas, made quite a racket in the Australian Open yesterday. Not by his playing, but by the gear he carried onto the court. Apparently, he doesn’t believe in wearing briefs like Rafa Nadal, which is fine by us. In fact, we’ll be Tommy’s towel or water boy if he likes. Oooo! Or better yet, his ball boy. Doubles, anyone? We’ll serve…
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23 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments