A small dick on a guy can be nice, especially on the ass if you like getting fucked without having to feel like a “power bottom.” But how small is too small? Before you answer, you should watch The Smallest Cock in Porn: The Don Dolmes Story. It’s a parody of John Holmes and pretty darned funny.
We recently mentioned GayVN Awards co-host, Margaret Cho’s song about Ricky Sinz 9.2 x 5 penis that she wrote and performed for the awards show. Here it is in its uncut glory (the song, not his penis). During her co-hosting she revealed that she and Sinz recently did a shoot together for Unzipped Magazine and that she continues to be one of the filthiest comediennes working today (bless her). If you’re also a fan of Ricky Sinz’s penis, check out the Ricky Sinz QC Fan Page.
Thanks to The Sword for the video.
If you’re a nine-year-old girl and reading this, thanks! We’re always happy to get new readers here at QueerClick, especially ones so young. Huh… no, wait… NO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, LITTLE GIRL?!!! Don’t you know this website is 98% throbbing cocks and hardcore buttsex? Why aren’t you on the Hannah Montana or Bratz page? Are your gay-porn loving parents even in the same room as you? Jesus Christ!
Well, Chi Chi LaRue has got some words for you and your parents, you poor permanently scarred thing. She’s promoting the RTA (Restricted To Adults) label that websites can use to better restrict access of hardcore gay pornography by nine-year-old girls. Though we’re all for protecting kids or whatever, there’s something kinda disturbing about Chi Chi looking like Ronald McDonald in drag talking about kids and porn.
And secondly, we’re wondering at what age it becomes OK for a “kid” to look at porn. We swiped our first gay porno mag when we were 12 and kept it until we shoplifted a new one at age 15. Kids are allowed to watch pro-wrestlers boot-stomp each other’s crotches from birth; same goes for explosions. So when’s it OK for little Janessica to start watching a pig bottom take a double penetration? We’d rather she learn it at home while her parents are asleep than on the schoolyard from some no-goodnik.
“Un-average Twink,” Andy Kay has started a safe-sex crusade for porn models and studios to regularly HIV-test in addition to using condoms. According to Kay, “Many companies have come to worship the condom as the saving grace. Others have halted certain aspects of scenes like oral cumshots to help curb the issue. Unfortunately, there is one avenue that many of these companies do not take and that is the matter of full panel testing.”
Kay says that many straight porn companies already do this and that although testing still doesn’t make sex 100% safe (because of HIV’s 6-month incubation period), it’s at least a step in the right direction. To emphasize his message, Kay created a message from the models themselves including Phillip Ashton, Jayden Taylor, Krist Cummings, Jacob Wright, Zack Randall, Ryan Conners, and Angel Benton.
Kay raises an important point. It’s everyone’s responsibility to prevent HIV. It makes us wonder what we as porn-lovers can do to help promote safe-sex in pornography. What do you think? A letter writing campaign? Asking studios to pledge their commitment?
Summer in Australia’s almost over which means that the boys of the gay Aussie online series, Surf Camp will put away their surfboards very soon. Though voting’s over and we’re just waiting for them to announce the winner in the next episode, until then SameSame.au has released a video of the cheeky moments that got cut from the web series—several naked bums of the hunky contestants await… and of course, wet muscular bodies—hot.
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, based on the 1988 Michael Chabon novel, played at Sundance this year and will get limited release at the end of the month.
Art (Jon Foster) is stuck in Pittsburgh for the summer with his off-and-on girlfriend (Mina Suvari) and his overbearing mobster dad (Nick Nolte). His mundane life sucks until he meets Sienna Miller and her lusty criminal boyfriend, Cleveland (Peter Sarsgaard). As the summer heats up, so does their association, eventually drawing once straight-laced Art into a lover’s triangle.
We’re not crazy about the music and it doesn’t exactly look like the 80’s, but we’re happy about the prospect of man-on-man sex. Has anyone who’s seen the film wanna share what happens (regarding the gay sex)?
If you’ve ever watched the Terminator movie series, you know that the Governor of California and his killer robot pals always
German hip-hop electro band Deichkind (literally Dike Child) is known for its crazy and wild live shows including rubbish bag-outfits, trampolines, vodka and pillow fights among other things. We don’t know if their members are gay but their most recent video certainly is. While watching we thought to ourselves, “Wow, this band is ridiculously hot. They all look like elves straightout of Lothlorien.” Then they started stripping, playing tug-o-war in their underwear, and wearing rainbow colored pyramids. Umm… yes. Hotness and a catchy song to boot.
Murder suspect Harlow Cuadra is expected to take the stand in his own defense this week in the trial for the capital murder of porn producer, Bryan Kocis. With evidence slowly mounting against the young porn star, things don’t look good for Mr. Cuadra. XBIZ reports:
One newspaper account notes that prosecutors spent the first three days of testimony “laying a foundation that placed Cuadra in Northeastern Pennsylvania the night Kocis died. Emails, as well as computer and financial records were reviewed. Prosecutors showed rental records of a car Cuadra paid for matching the description of the silver sport utility vehicle parked outside Kocis’ house on Jan. 24 [2007]. Video footage of Cuadra and Kerekes purchasing a knife and pistol from a Virginia Beach, Va., pawn shop days before Kocis died was shown to jurors.”
On top of that, Cuadra and his then boyfriend opened an e-mail account to set up a meeting with the murder victim on the day of the crime. Cuadra also rented a gray Nissan Nissan Xterra SUV seen at the victim’s house the night of the murder.
If you’re interested in more details about the murder and Cuadra’s role in it, check out an episode of the here! Networks’ Everything You Wanted to Know About Gay Porn Stars focusing on Cuadra and his life up to the trial, after the jump.
Also, check out QC’s coverage of the case below:
UPDATE: Brent Corrigan Admits Underage Porn Acting And Helping FBI In Cuadra Murder Case
UPDATE: Jury Selection Underway In Harlow Cuadra Murder Trial
QCA TV Quickie: Harlow Cuadra On Here!
QCA Television: Everything You Wanted To Know About Gay Porn Stars (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Porn Stars and Family Rally to “Free Harlow Cuadra”
Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Manuel Kerekes Arrested!
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American Idol finalist Adam Lambert recently had pictures of him smoochin’ with men-folk appear on the internet. His being gay wasn’t a big secret or anything. As a Broadway vet, he’s always had a flair for the dramatic. His pictures merely reveal that his flamboyance burns off-stage as well… kissing him would be like kissing an anime character. Whether you’d prefer making out with one of Lord Oberon’s andro-fairies or prefer a more boyish rocker, Lambert’s got you covered. Wanna make out in the desert during Burning Man? Done. Wanna make out in Manhattan after a night of theater-going? Done. We’ve got a video of the handsome young crooner singing The Rolling Stones’ Satisfaction after the jump.
By the way, anyone remember Zachary Travis (aka porn star Kirk Cummings) auditioning for American Idol as a woman? Yeah, he didn’t make it past the audition, but he did make it on TV, and even told People magazine that he wanted to have a sex change. You can hear his song, Badass, here.
Via Sticky; thanks DudeTube.
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UPDATE (2/26): Did Asian broadcasters censor Penn and Black’s speeches against homophobia? And check out some sexy pics of Milk’s young gay screenwriter… after the jump!
Gus Van Sant’s Milk won two Academy Awards last night: Sean Penn for Best Actor and Lance Black for Best Original Screenplay. The winners’ speeched spoke out against homophobic intolerance striking a chord not only with gay men and artists, but world citizens. Sean Penn’s speech is touching, although he does end with an incoherent closing remark conflating Obama’s election with Mickey Rourke’s comeback… eh?
Lance Black, a gay Mormon born in Texas living in Prop 8 California is a mixed bag of American repression. But his speech is awesome. He encourages young gay youth to have hope. It’s amazing to think that Lance raised with so much cultural baggage against him, unfettered himself and made a great work about an inspiring gay hero. Towleroad ran a great exclusive recently where Lance discussed his experience growing up gay and writing about Harvey Milk… truly inspiring.
In other good news, Elton John raised millions for an AIDS foundation at an Oscar party fundraiser. For a quick list of Oscar winners, click here.
Last week on The Soup, actress Rachel Wood from the Oscar-nominated movie, The Wrestler, stopped by only to be mistakenly matched up against lubed-up production assistant Matt Carney. Matt’s got a hot little body that looks even better oiled… to bad he gets beaten by a girl. But then again, Ms. Wood looks like one tough lady.
A perennial favorite, the iconic Pet Shop Boys have released a video for their new single “Love Etc.” from their forthcoming album YES (out March 23, 2009). The song’s catchy, the video has a tripped out video game aesthetic, and there’s even boys kissing. The song talks about how cash, looks, and fame are all nice, but extraneous for love. We couldn’t agree more.
Rock-hard athlete Adam400M has become quite the YouTube sensation with his self-flexing videos. He’s so amazingly ripped that you’ll either find his bulging, veiny muscles hot or kinda gross. What we wouldn’t do to touch his rock-hard body! And he knows his audience too as he pulls his shorts way down to his pubis and even shows a bit of ass. Around 1:10 there’s some accidental nut slippage! Whoops! Now if he’d just post a sex tape…
Looks like at the end of every week there’s another video of some on-field football nudity. First, there were these two, now this one. The chaser definitely gives the ball carrier a wicked spin, actually tearing the guy’s undies off. The runner crashes and tumbles, his ass exposed and all smiles as he pulls his shorts back up. Luckily, the cameras caught it all from multiple points and in slo-mo. Brilliant!
Recently some men danced naked at the Grecian Acropolis for Obama and The Pope. No, it wasn’t a private showing, it was part of a worldwide art-marathon. Here’s more from ITN:
US President Barack Obama and Pope Benedict have appeared in a dance show at the Acropolis in Greece – painted on the naked bodies of the performers.
It is the work of a Swiss artist who goes by the name of Dave, who said he chose the Pope and Mr. Obama because they provoke conversation.
The work was inspired by fusionism which is an art form that combines abstract painting and choreographed performances.
It is part of an art marathon. The plan is that one artist will be sent to a different country every year for the next 42 years to exhibit their work and create discussion on how art can make the world a better place.
We’re all for Barack Obama, art, naked men, dancing, and making the world a better place! Too bad the dancers weren’t completely naked. Of course, it might have made the world leaders look a little more wrinkly than they actually are.