Made In Brazil posted some savory pics of mostly naked peeps parading the Brazilian streets in celebration of National Underwear Day this week. Man oh man, we’d love to get our hands on a pair… and some undies might be nice too (we guess). There’s a video of the skin parade after the jump!
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Don’t look directly into the nut sack, kids! Apparently, the children of South Carolina are being corrupted(?) or hypnotized(?) by sets of novelty rubber testicles hanging from the backs of trucks. Yes, it’s Truck Nuts a modern, moronic automotive adornment that gives balls to the cliche that vehicles are merely “extensions of your penis.” Though city won’t likely press charges, we’re wondering what “harder actions” they’ll take if men continue to flaunt their balls in public.
In the spirit of investigative journalism, we wanted to get down and dirty on the balls. So we went right to the source to get some hard hitting (or low-hanging) answers. Though they have many varieties (such as Black Tuxedo Nuts, Blue Balls, Flesh Nuts, Nuts of Steel, and Shiny Brass Balls) they don’t give any reason behind why one would hang prosthetic nuts from their hitch. However, they do offer this helpful hint and disclaimer:
The hanger comes with directions, you slide this into your 2 inch hitch receiver and this allows your balls to swing back and forth easily.
WHEN USING THE HITCH HANGER, IT IS BEST TO USE A THREADLOCKER ADHESIVE, PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR BALLS.
Sexual harassment in the workplace makes both men and women uncomfortable. That is, unless, they’re into that kind of thing… Finally, gay sexual harassment makes it into a PSA. What do you think? In the mood for a powerfuck? Want two big cocks in oil? Think it over… your hand-job could depend on it.
BoingBoing recently posted an interesting tidbit about 90’s gay porn star Billy Herrington. He’s apparently a big hit in Japan partly due to his amazing physique, the fact that he’s been turned into an action figure and the fact that his several of his hot wrestling videos have been remixed into weird music videos. Click here to see both the sexy wrestling vids and their ultra-spastic remixes. We promise, you won’t be disappointed.
There’s also some more Japanese Herrington love here, though it’s mostly in Japanese.
UPDATE 2/15: Did Matthew turn down a six-figure offer from aussieBum right after Beijing? Read about it at the end of the jump!
Right after the 2008 Beijing Olympics, we ran a feature about NBC’s shittiness for not mentioning Australian diver, Matthew Mitcham’s gayness even though his boyfriend was in the stands. The NBC Olympics President offered a half-assed apology about it being an “unintentional omission.” It made us want to make an unintentional emission in his eyes.
Now, while frat-bait Michael Phelps apologizes for taking massive bong rips and gets chased by the Keystone Cops, our boy Mitcham continues to please. The photos come from his second appearance in The Advocate which concludes that the gold medalist hasn’t gotten any big sponsorships because of his lovemaking with the men folk.
Luckily, our boy is no quitter. “I don’t want to be just a one-minute wonder,” he told The Advocate. “I do want to continue being the best, so that when [people] think back, there will be no doubt in their minds that Matthew Mitcham was the best diver of his time.” That’s awesome. We’re behind you, Matt! Just keep taking sexy photos afterwards and we’re with you all the way!
If you dig these super sexy photos, check out a behind the scenes video for more Mitcham magic. Also see FH Out Front’s What’s A Gold Medal Worth?. And if you missed it the first time, see Mitcham’s gold-winning dives after the jump!
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The latest episode of Surf Camp features (gasp!) actual surfing instead of just showering, muscle-flex interviewing, and working out in skimpy swimwear. Though one of our preferred pieces of eye candy gets voted off, we’re left with two fun-loving guys who do their best to ride the wave to victory. There’s just one episode left, so vote for your favorite of the two remaining surfers here (registration required). There’s also some hot behind-the-scenes photos here.
Maybe cups and jockstraps aren’t as common in soccer as they are in other sports. But between this video and the one we shared last week of some poor scorer gettin’ goosed in the balls we think more players might consider them. What we love about this video is the way the offending grabber actually gets a good look at his handy work before speeding away to his team. We bet a second longer and you’d see a big grin on the fucker’s face. Pretty big floppy cock though, eh?
Women! They’re half the reason we’re gay (men being the other half). Just kidding! We love the women (Judi Dench and RuPaul, for example)… we’re just not in love with them. Bros Before Hos The Musical reminds us to show some love to our special man pals and lady friends this Valentine’s… and not only the ones we’re porking. Even if they dislike each other, they’re all we’ve got!
You think just anyone takes the photos of all those cocks on Craigslist? You think they just appear out of nowhere? Like everyone’s an Ansel Adams of cock or something? WRONG. Cock pics don’t just come from some boned-up guy sitting on the toilet. Real cock pics are HOURS AND HOURS OF HARD WORK. Comedian Bob Odenkirk plays Paul Jacoby, a penis photorapher for the casual encounters section of Craigslist. He’s got a real passion for the “folk Americana” of shitty cocktography and once he’s done, you will too.
Marco Polo’s our pool game of choice more than water polo. Water polo’s fun to watch between rounds when the swimmers are all dripping wet on deck, but during the actual matches, the swimmers’ best bits stay underwater. What are we supposed to concentrate on… the game? Yeah, no. Now aussieBum gives us something to enjoy when those sea-horses get out of the water, League, a series of square cut trunks that come in 11 eye-popping varieties. They also have free shipping until Valentine’s Day, if you haven’t heard, so get a move on and make it a warm and wet evening to remember!
Are you having a nice day? Yeah, well kiss it goodbye, because drag performer Christeene is here with her hit-single, “Fix My Dick” featuring DJ Jaunty off her Soldier of Pleasure album (which we’re pretty sure doesn’t exist). If a snaggletoothed transvestite singing about blowjobs amid shots of diarrhea isn’t enough to make you watch, let us win your over with some of the lyrics:
Fucking genius. According to the to the Gay Men’s Social Crisis where we found this strange video nugget, “Christeene is the alter-ego of drag queen Rebecca Havemeyer and actor/performance artist Paul Soileau.” They apparently shot the video in a foul-smelling apartment in Austin, Texas. We agree with the GMSC, the bearded guy’s a keeper.
As if dorky gamers needed another reason to stay inside their parent’s basement and masturbate—now there’s The Joydick! Now you can play all those great Atari games(?) that you still own(?) using your dick as a controller. Change the direction of your on-screen character by jerking your wonger around. Fire off round after round by stroking your poker. Ruin hours of enjoyable gameplay by rubbing your cock raw for an all-time high score on an outdated, two-bit gaming system… fun!
And what’s even better is that you can’t just pick one up at an adult novelty store, no siree! You have to build the damned thing yourself. Looking at the easy-to-follow directions, it only requires a PhD in Electrical Engineering. It may take some work, but you’ll end up with an electronic pimp ring and your own cum-encrusted console. Call us lazy, but we think we’ll stick to our classic non-electronic spank classics like “Stickball,” “Donut Glazer,” and “Escape From Michigan.”
Though it’s more fun to watch than to have happen, this video of a soccer player getting goosed in the balls is pretty hilarious. We bet the teammate thought he was giving the guy a “love pat,” but with love like that, who needs opponents? Poor guy should’ve worn a cup. For more background info, check out Off The Post.
Two words: Gay incest—frightening or fantasy? Whether you find it titillating or taboo, the controversial subject matter of the short film Starcrossed keeps it fresh even though it came out 2005. Alienated from their overbearing father, young Connor fosters a close friendship with his older brother Darren. But when a kiss on the lips awakens their true feelings for each other, the two must keep their forbidden love a secret from their parents and girlfriends or else pay the price.
The word “starcrossed” comes from the prologue of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet and that the film is accordingly dramatic. Thankfully, the writer and director James Burkhammer II doesn’t debase the material by treating it in a tawdry way. He creates an alternately tense and tender atmosphere in beautiful blues and grays, using talented actors, and a great score. He definitely sacrifices plausibility and character development by trying to cram too much into a 15-minute film, but the film does add an extra twist on the “love that dare not speak its name.” Some people view homosexuality the same way others view consensual love between two blood relatives. But let us know, what do you think? Sure this film is a fantasy, but can incest ever be OK when the two lovers consent or is it always an unhealthy emotional relationship?
You can see the full film after the jump!
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Crazy-ass bigots worry about what will happen if we allow gays to enter the military. But we gotta ask, would it be any worse (better) than the video above? We recently showed a bunch of hot marines doing the cha-cha, but this really takes the cake. Booty-shaking, men together in bed, and lip-synching Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing like drag queens? Sign us up!
By “sexual objects” we mean aussieBum underwear. The woman in the video above acknowledges something we’ve known for years: men are sexual objects to be abused. She drags her stud in a headlock through the hot Australian streets making him strip down in front of delighted of women and men. “Do what you’re told!” she yells. How’s it feel to be on the bottom, stud? Well, aussieBum’s free shipping will put you back on top. But better be quick… it’s for a limited time only!