Last week, gay fave,Morrisey released his new single, “I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris,” and on the inside sleeve, he and his bandmates bear all. Morrisey’s quite the crooner but we gotta say, we’ve got eyes for his mate on the far left and his two svelte co-musicians. We’d love to see what’s behind the music, if you know what we mean. There’s an old Morrisey favorite after the jump…
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Amid all the puritanical panic about the Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” during the 2004 Super Bowl half-time show, we were afraid this year’s game went by without so much as a bare nipple. Turns out that the best moment in yesterday’s game didn’t happen on-field or even during the commercials. In fact, it only happened for some of the Comcast’s 80,000 subscribers in Tuscon, Arizona; presumably Cardinals fans hundreds of miles from the game in Tampa Bay, Florida. During a replay of Arizona Cardinal player Larry Fitzgerald’s 64-yard touchdown in the fourth quarter, on came 30-seconds of porn star Evan Stone’s big ole’ floppy dick. The exciting moment came courtesy of Club Jenna’s 18 ‘n’ Up Wet Poons accidentally streamed in from Shorteez, an pay-per-view basis adult cable channel. Lots of households watching the game with children called Comcast to complain. And while that’s sad in a whole “protect the children” sort of way, I’m sure the parents would rather their kids be exposed to man cock in the safety of their home rather than in the coat room or confession booth like we did. Of his newfound Super Bowl fame, porn star Evan Stone said, “That’s incredible.” He thought he’d reached the height of fame when his caricature appeared in South Park. A Comcast spokesperson said that the Super Bowl broadcast was the result of an “isolated malicious act.” They don’t know exactly what happened, but equipment malfunction has been ruled out.
No matter what you think of Reese Rideout, he’s definitely fun, spontaneous, and kinda weird. Earlier this summer, we posted some video of him hula hooping on his Wii Fit. Recently, we discovered two more videos that show Reese in action. For even more, check out Reese’s You Tube page.
Vegas Kraves Reese Rideout: Here, Reese does Vegas… the video reeks of ADHD and drunkenness. He even take records himself taking a shit. Who does he think he is? Francois Sagat? Honestly, we kinda loved him in the CUNT t-shirt—offensive word, funny shirt.
Reverse Zoolander: Whether you’ve seen Zoolander or not, Reese’s odd little homage is amusing if not downright weird. Now you know why he’s always sporting such a big pouch… he’s carrying more than just nuts in that sack.
We found this horribly cute video of Marines dancing a cha-cha together. Though there’s not much touching, they have amazing asses and bodies. We think the guy on the right is cute as all get out. After you’re done with that, check out this incredibly funny video of two high school teenage guys asking their principal what sort of touching is appropriate for a school dance. We’d post the video here, but putting videos of barely illegal teens among all these crazy man-dicks would be kinda chicken-hawky, eh?
You may remember when we featured some shots from the very hot Gods of Football calendar. Now we’ve got accompanying video and it’s almost as hot as the calendar itself. It’s shot like a softcore porn with overtones of an action movie and a sexual scandal. If you like studs running around in their briefs and holding small objects in front of their junk, then this video’s for you. Looks like you can oreder the complete DVD at their website.
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It’s not easy learning how to be gay. Luckily, The Gay Alphabet can help! In just 26 easy letters, you can go from Ass to Zucchini. However, we’re not crazy about every letter. For example, O is for O’Connor, Sinead… really? Has anyone ever heard her referred to as “a gay icon?” We would have preferred “O-face.” And X? What is an X-dress? How about “X-rated” instead? Oh well, at least I always comes before U. What do you think? Which letters would you have chosen different words for?
The third installment of Surf Camp has got everything you could possibly want: muscular men in sun hats, skimpy swimsuits, suntan lotion rubdowns, and a hungover surf stud found hanging out at a gay bar after an all-night bender. They get rid of one of our favorites early on into the episode, but oh well… at least you can still vote on who gets booted off next time.
Previous Surf Camp coverage on QC: Surf Camp Is In Session! Surf Camp Begins Surf Camp Episode 2
Countless people admire Barack Obama not only because he’s a symbol for change, but because he’s kinda sexy in his own dorky, self-possessed, and understated sort of way. The poem in the video above gives gays and man-lovers across the political spectrum another reason to admire Obama… apparently, he’s a real “stand out” sort of guy.
You may have heard that last October actor Joaquin Phoenix announced that he would quit acting. Well, he re-emerged this last week looking like a hobo to rap in a Law Vegas private party(?). Yes, we’re just as puzzled as you. Apparently, a party he hosted at the LAVO nightclub in the Palazzo Hotel and Casino featured him more out of shape and little drunker than we’ve ever seen him (oh, fuck it… the guy was smashed). The launch of his newfound rap career was an unspectacular debut, by the sound of it, because he eventually fell off the stage during his routine. Jesus. Maybe he’s suffering a mental breakdown over the painful memory of his brother, or maybe his cousin, Casey Affleck just gave Joaquin a little too much “liquid courage” before the show. After all, Casey and Joaquin are filming a documentary about Joaquin, called “It’s the Joaquin Show, starring me—I’m Joaquin! FALL!” and maybe he boozed Joaquin up to make a good show. We’re also not sure if this is legit or just some ironic, viral video, self-marketing campaign, kinda like Steve Guttenberg jogging naked or Tom Hanks eating our of a Taco Cabana dumpster*.
*This never happened. Either way, we at QC wanna wish him good luck with his rap? Err… hope about wishing him good lyck with standing up and not falling offstage? That would be an auspicious beginning to his hobo hip-hop career. See video of his rap skillz and tumbling offstage after the jump.
Thanks to The Superficial and Socialite Life for the pics.
Durex Condoms makes safe sex both sexy and fun in their latest advertisement. The balloon noises may get on your nerves, but the ad’s only 30 seconds long and the multiple sex positions may even turn you on… talk about a latex fetish!
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Remember Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings? Yeah, neither do we. But some young upstart apparently had and decided to turn the opening scene between Dildo Faggins and Mandalf the Ass-Wizard into a wedding negotiation. Sounds like Mandalf has big plans for a San Francisco wedding and he wants to get his greedy grey hands on Dildo’s ring so he can really have the little guy by the balls. Man oh man… Dildo might have been better off on Mount Boom-Boom with his old friend, Handwise Cumcheese, but we’ll never know.
Lesbians on a gay porn site?!? NEXT. No wait, hold up a sec. If this trailer for the documentary called For My Wife doesn’t make you weep, then… well… back to the porn then. But it looks like an amazing film and one that shows the importance of social equality, in the name of love. You can also read more about Kate Fleming and Charlene Strong.
By now you know the drill. Every Wednesday, the Wrasslin’ Round-Up delivers a hot serving of tasty clips for wrestling fans and fetishists who love seeing grapplers manhandle each other’s meat. Don’t we wish they did it naked… oh well. That’s what Wrestle Hard and Wrestle and Fuck are for. This week, the Round-Up brings you three amazing matches where the men stay mostly between each other’s legs in great lock-ups that’ll have you cumming back for more. There’s even a great match to start of the handsome Malenko brothers really working one another over. Technically brilliant and erotically charged!
Dean Malenko vs. Joe Malenko (Part 1): You can’t talk about holds without saying the name, Malenko. Dean Malenko (in red) is the famed Man of 1,000 Holds and his brother… well, Joe’s just hot and fruit can’t fall far from the tree, we figure. This is a Japanese match and while you may not understand Nihongo, moaning and grunting are universal languages. It’s great to see the brothers getting so close and sweaty as they stretch one another out in a series of holds that show off their beautiful bodies and amazing asses and packages. So fucking hot… and there’s a part two—Jesus!
Dean Malenko vs. Joe Malenko (Part 2): The grappling guns go at it in a technically impressive match in which Dean earns his nickname, really holding his brother some painful leg locks… there’s a nice shot around 4:00 where you can see Joe’s ass and package from behind as his brother applies the pain. Though the first half of this match starts off slow, watch to the end. It gets much quicker and it’s amazing to see the quick succession of amazing holds these guys place on each other. Stunning!
A vintage match between two older wrestlers and a British match featuring a Prnce Harry-esque wrestler, after the jump!
Sure he plays a straight womanizing lech in How I Met Your Mother and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, still Neil Patrick Harris is certifiably gay and not too long ago on QC, naked. Here’s a small, musical interlude that recently aired on Saturday Night Live: a symphonic version of the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme song. Man, a show about a child prodigy doctor seems so quaint and family to a Thursday night TV lineup, compared to the drug/sex/violence-fueled medical dramas we mainline today. Of course, this was a tme before E.R. and House.
Remember those strange and somewhat creepy Max Fliescher cartoons from the 1930’s that featured radio crooners and people and animals cuddling and sucking face until something bad happened? Well, here’s a strange gem that features two big cops singing and holding each other’s faces right before all the cops and prisoners decide to do a jail-house waltz. Sadly, it stops just before the real action begins, but them’s the breaks.
