The Gay Alphabet

It’s not easy learning how to be gay. Luckily, The Gay Alphabet can help! In just 26 easy letters, you can go from Ass to Zucchini. However, we’re not crazy about every letter. For example, O is for O’Connor, Sinead… really? Has anyone ever heard her referred to as “a gay icon?” We would have preferred “O-face.” And X? What is an X-dress? How about “X-rated” instead? Oh well, at least I always comes before U.
What do you think? Which letters would you have chosen different words for?