Different is yet another take on heterosexual discrimination, this time through the eyes of a high schooler. When gay is the norm how does one young student tell the most popular guy in school that he’d rather go to the prom with a girl? No, the acting and writing aren’t amazing, bt some of the scenes are actually pretty moving. Unlike other takes on the same theme, this one isn’t all comedy and doesn’t exactly have a happy ending. But if you like rock music, here’s something to smile about at the end. The music for the school dance and closing credits is actually pretty awesome! If you’re curious, we featured another take on the same idea about a month ago called Love Is Love.
La Pequena Britney Spears graces us this week with her rendition of Britney Spears’ “… Baby One More Time.” You gotta love a little guy who cross dresses for a good time. He seems to have a genuine sense of humor and love for Britney. You gotta love the cheap DIY quality of the video as her helpers turn what looks like a bedroom office into a basketball court and high school. Furthermore, his friends are pretty easy on the eyes. He’s also played Sarah Palin, Amy Winehouse, Hilary Clinton, and Shania Twain. Hilarious!
This week’s Round-Up brings you an assortment of brawls. There’s no common theme, although the last two matches feature little guys getting the upper hand on bigger guys. But as always, the bruisers are buff, the holds are hot, and the groans groin engorging.
ROUND ONE: The black trunked competitor starts by sayingwhat every boy wants to hear, “I own your ass, your ass is mine!” Afterwards, his jobber, who has a nice ass and a tramp stamp to boot becomes his delicious little abuse sponge, breathing hard and moaning as his accented avenger pummels him good. Just listening to it with the sound off gave us a boner.
ROUND TWO: So you think bigger is always better? Mr. Destiny doesn’t think so, he’s prepared to takedown Tower, his tasty opponent, by turning him over in a series of painful leg holds. He get to see Mr. Destiny’s amazing chest up close and my-oh-my Tower’s wrestling trunks look just about as small as they can get. Yeah, NRW’s wrestling is fake as shit, but their wrestlers’ bodies are where the real action is.
Be careful what you wish for. You meet the occasional woman whose breasts are so large she can’t go jogging or stand up for too long without causing herself major back pain. And for men, well… a big penis can be a blessing, but we’ve also met men whose cocks are so large it’s difficult to keep their engorged cocks filled with blood. Nip/Tuck is a provocative FX series about two men in the plastic surgery business. Though we doubt any plastic surgeons have so little consideration as to actually utter, “Tell us what you don’t like about yourself,” their patient’s answer isn’t heartbreaking, it’s hilarious. And apparently, using the size of bird and crocodile penises as an indicator, the T-Rex must’ve had an impressive member (riddled with knobs)—nevermind those stubby forearms.
If you’re an American, your first experience with cross-dressing might have been watching Bugs Bunny put on lady’s clothing to get the best of Elmer Fudd and other unsuspecting dupes. Bugs had everything a gay boy in a dress might need: confidence, great makeup, awareness of his seductive prowess, and a mischievous sense of humor. Now you can relive the “kwazy wabbit” many appearance in drag through this montage with part two after the jump!
Happy 2009, boys! We hope you had a fantastic New Years this week. Whether you ended up balls deep into another man or just at home playing Boom Blox on the Wii with your folks, we have something to make your New Years even sweeter—a Weekender with everything you’ll need to see your way through the New Year! Whether it’s finding love and success in the stars, intelligently applying web technology to your work, or just relaxing and enjoying some beauty, this Weekender’s got you sorted. RESOLUTIONS: Fuck resolutions. Go eat some chocolate cake instead. Moving on… YOUR GAY HOROSCOPE: Don’t stumble around this year not knowing a thing about what to expect. Let the stars be your guide. This handy website not only covers work, health, and sex life (for tops and bottoms), but also how to go about falling in love, if you’re into that sorta thing. Yes, yes… we know that the horoscope is based on star charts outdated by thousands of years, but even when they’re dead wrong, they at least give you something to think about. What do you say? Was your horoscope correct? Also, if the Western horoscope doesn’t do it for you, try the Chinese Zodiac! Or, alternately, you can enter you and your special man’s zodiac sign here and see your compatibility.
Long before Gus Van Sant and Sean Penn planned Milk, director Rob Epstein created The Times of Harvey Milk, an Oscar-winning documentary about the political career of Harvey Milk, San Francisco’s first openly gay supervisor. It documents the rise of Milk from a neighborhood activist to a national gay political symbol, through to his assassination at San Francisco’s city hall, and the Dan White trial and aftermath. The film finally became available on Hulu.com this week, shown here in its entirety. Van Sant’s film was recently shown to students of the Harvey Milk school and criticized by writer, Nancy Goldstein, for featuring a “pastuerized, homogenized… low-fat” depiction of gay hardships more palatable to mainstream audiences. The film above has a raw power to it and should be required viewing for any homosexual. Surprisingly, the film still has an official website where you can learn more and share your own experience.
Scream Club have been described as an “electro dance punk glam rap duo.” Sarah Adorable and Cindy Wonderful are two queer women whose work isn’t always as political as “Don’t Fuck With My Babies,” but it’s a funny video, a catchy tune, and an apt song for the closing days of the bullshit, civil-liberties stomping era of Bush. Don’t let the shoes hit you on the way out, punk mothafucker. MySpace page and YouTube videos.
Back in early fall, we featured a Wednesday Wrasslin’ Round-Up with clips from NRW Wrestling, a small but hot independent wrestling group with its own stables of incredibly hot men play wrestling with each other. Though the guys are sexy, NRW’s matches tend to be a little too transparently fake to keep us totally invested. Nevertheless, we keep coming back for more eye candy. This week, treat yourself to some… you won’t be disappointed.
Curt Conroy vs. Dark Demon: The Dark Demon just can’t wait to get his hands on ripped stud, Curt. He’s gonna slam and scissor and strangle that boy until he’s out like a light. What’s great is how often he applies the claw to his handsome face, his armpits, his pecs, his abs, his everything. Yes, it’s faker than a strap-on (who wrestles in a small room with tarp walls or throws such tame punches, but their bodies are real… really hot! Lots of tasty closeups of Demon’s ass and Conroy’s bulge, especially at the end of the match when Demon applies an over the knee backbreaker.
Drake vs. Nomad: Drake is a cocky milk-fed American hunk, Nomad is a hot and sexy Middle Easternn hunk. The punches and kicks look much more real this time and it is hot watching Nomad suffer. He and his tormentor are both too handsome and ripped. The only way they could be any better would be if they were naked… and erect… and fucking. At 3:26, Drake bends Nmad backwards over the ropes and it’s hot watching Nomad’s bulge and sexy torso as he squirms and aches for freedom! Another match with muscle and a bulging short one, after the jump!
Sigourney Weaver is an undeniable badass. Did you know that Ridley Scott first wrote Alien for a male lead but that the producers thought a female lead would make the film stand out in the male-dominated horror genre? It’s true. And Sigourney kicked ass through three chest-bursting sequels (last time we counted). But now she’s kicking different ass… namely that of her gay son. The above is the trailer for the Lifetime movie Prayers For Bobby set to premier January 24th at 9pm EST. But unlike most Lifetime movies, this one actually seems good. But maybe that’s just because we’re gay. Madonna could shit on a piece of toast and we’d be the first in line to gobble it up (that’s a joke, by the way, before you go and freak out in the comments). Anyway, it’s cool that the movie tackles religious intolerance, the “ex-gay” movement, and recent studies showing that disapproving parents can fuck up gay kids. But the trailer’s also so comprehensive, one wonders what surprises the movie could possibly have left? Oh, that’s right… Sigourney’s amazing acting. Duh.
Big Gay Al was among the first openly gay characters in the irreverent cartoon comedy, South Park. He’s open, comfortable with himself, and even looking to get married (to Mister Slave). In the full-length movie musical, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, he sings the above song, set to clips from the medical drama, House. Sure the world’s going to heck in a handbasket, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t feel fabulously super!
This Christmas, hug your loved ones extra tight while you still can because the end is near! Not the end of the year, but the END OF YOUR LIVES!!! It won’t come down the chimney like Santa… it won’t come tapping at your window pane like Jack Frost… it’ll come from where you least expect it… the evergreen in the corner! That’s right—turkeys are to Thanksgiving what trees are to Christmas. We’ve cut them down for centuries and it’s time for payback! What kills us most though is this is a trailer for a full-length feature at this year’s Sundance… what kinda trees are they smoking in Utah?
If you’ve never seen a single episode of Planet Unicorn, turn in your gay membership card and then go and watch every episode and then tell all your friends (including your mother). In this episode, the boys get to meet Santa and even help him out while his studly reindeer enjoy Unicorn Planet’s many pleasures… like the fields of fruit salad—is there really such a thing as too many cherries? Nah, we didn’t think so either…
QueerClick has got a special treat for you! We rounded up five hardworking favorites from Santa’s stables to put on a little show for you. These elves sure do hustle—they work their asses off. And once the work is done, they get down for some fun! Our five dancing porn elves include 2008 QC Man of the Year, Leo Giamani, Teo from ChaosMen, Reese from Randy Blue, Dante from CorbinFisher, and Sean Cody favorite Harley! But enough with the re-introductions… dance, you hot-assed elves! DANCE!!!
Happy holidays, comrade! Click here to have all your worst Commie Christmas Kitten wishes come true! Christmas celebrators of the world…. UNITE! You have only the chains of your commercialist complicity to lose! And who will lead us? Why a cat dressed in Communist Party clothing, of course! Though it’s easy to lose sight of the oppressed workers and repressive governments that make holidays like Christmas possible for capitalist pig-dogs, the Communist Christmas Cat isn’t sore. He’s full of red Christmas cheer and greets the coming revolution with a few unsurprising gifts (from the state)! Check out the hilarious song by clicking on the picture above! It’s even got “follow the bouncing star” lyrics at the bottom for you and your future-prison mates to sing along!
Not sure what to get that special someone? Oh yes you do… and these two slick brothers are gonna show you how. A dick in a box is every boy’s dream and you can make one in just a few easy steps. It’s not only a gift that can keep on giving, but one that can keep on cumming as well. Now go get started on yours right now!
