We bet you know a few people in your lives in need of a real pick-me-up this holiday season. Treat your loved one to a surprise delivery of Schweddy Balls! They’re as satisfying and sweet as you’d like someone’s balls to be… but wait till you put them in your mouth… oh! Christmas has cum. Alec Baldwin stars in this Saturday Night Live classic , someone whose balls we’d definitely like tasting.
Though the weather outside may be frightful, at QueerClick things are delightful. And as long as your dick can grow, you’ll have loads for the shows of our beaus. This week’s Round-Up has four matches set outside in ideal weather conditions with beefy studs getting down and dirty together. Winter can seem to last forever, but these matches will help heat you up and remind you of a time when you’ll be able to go shirtless and hit the mat with your own grappler.
Dakota Darsow vs. Lenny Lane: Due to pneumonia(?) this match begins as blonde stud “Lucious” Lenny Lane smashes long-haired brunette Dakota Darsow’s head into the side of the ring. Lane brings the pain, but Darsow’s a scrapper who doesn’t give up easily, no matter how many times you kick him in the face. Though Lenny’s got a muscular bod, Darsow’s the kind of beautiful long-haired twink you wouldn’t mind tying up and fucking for a weekend, especially in the Boston Crab position.
Ben Sailer v James Alexander: Last week, we featured beefcake brawler, Ben Sailer. Oh, he’s a piece of work alright (cut with a nice ass). He seems to have the M.O. of letting other guys beat the snot out of him for long stretches before fighting back. This time he faces off against a buzz-cut bruiser, James Alexander who repeatedly reverses Sailer’s retaliations to ruinous repercussions (alliteration is sexy). It may not make him Sailer a very intense wrestler, but boy is he sure a delight to watch.
Two more matches (including one with civil war veterans fighting the sheik’s army) after the jump!
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Santa’s been working it extra hard this year—just look at the ripped bodies of his many incarnations. He’s been locked away in his workshop all winter, but now that the season’s nigh, Ellen has invited him out for some fun and games. Watch her holiday twist on Musical Chairs and moan with disappointment as each Santa is sent away to see who’s at the top of his nice list. Ellen’s gracious gift to the winner is pretty nice as well.
To get in the holiday spirit, we decided to present a festive tune from The London’s Gay Men’s Chorus singing When I Come Out on Christmas Day to the tune of Hark! Herald The Angels Sing. The lyrics are pretty funny:
The rest is worth a close listen, not only for the hilarious and heartfelt lyrics, but for the truly excellent singing as well. Spend some time shocking the hell out of the ones that you love this holiday season… and tell ’em QueerClick sent ya.
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If you haven’t yet, catch the wave that is Surf Camp. It’s only the web hit of the Southern Hemisphere summer! Five never-surfed-before studs hit the waves to see who’s king of the curl. Each episode lasts less than 10 minutes and afterwards, you can vote on which boy you like most. One boy will be eliminated each time until the end when the world wide web favorite will ride off into the eternal summer and our hearts… poop.
After an early morning shirtless exercise session and a nail-biting elimination process, one of the hot studs gets sent home. One beefy competitor, Brent, says that “anyone who loves anything big ” should vote for him. It seems as if we’re supposed to vote by looks alone because none of their surf skills are too impressive just yet. Luckily, each guy gets a moment to flirt with the viewers. Two competitors may have the hots for each other and at the end all the boys strip down for a nice wet shower session… fun, fun.
You can check out past episodes and vote for your favorite surfer here.
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These two men continually kiss and share a secret in the small viewing window of the Berlin Gay Holocaust Memorial. The memorial opened on May 27, 2008 to commemorate the 10,000 to 15,000 gay men sent to concentration camps and as a continued plea for tolerance. Twice, the window has been broken by vandals, evidence of the violent homophobia that necessitated the memorial in the first place.
Jingle balls, candy cocks, and Santa cruising the bathrooms? It must be triple X-mas! Whether you prefer to give or get, Gay Pimp Jonny McGovern‘s new video “Dirty Gay Christmas” has got something for everyone, including a countdown of the 12 gays of Christmas and lots of hot pics of his Ho, Ho, Hos. If you dig this video, the Gay Pimp’s got loads more videos and songs with lotsa hot studs at his YouTube personal page.
With two gold albums and twelve chart topping hits under his belt, Christian singer Ray Boltz, shocked some when he came out this past September. His latest single, “Don’t Tell Me Who to Love,” is a protest against Florida’s Prop 2 in Florida and Soulforce has produced a video for it with lots of great shots of gay couples and parents. Interesting how well he mixes Christian and techno music.
Thanks to Bilerico for the info.
A great American non-wrestler, Abraham Lincoln, once said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.” In this week’s Round-Up, we put Mr. Lincoln’s quotation to the test by putting it in the ring with several dastardly heels who use dirty tricks and mind games to try to get the upper hand. Will integrity or deception win out? Either way, you’ll shoot your load to three incredibly sexy matches finding out. Did we just mention ex-president Lincoln and jizzing to pro-wrestling in the same paragraph? Why yes, yes we did.
Christian Frost vs. Chris Camaro: Hot, buff Christian Frost in the pink leopard trunks and g-string wants to wear down Chris Camaro with homoerotic head games. Can we blame him? We’d like to put our crotches and asses on Camaro as well, but Camaro’s having none of it. First, Frost shakes his crotch in Camaro’s face and then humps his head shortly after. Damn, Frost is hot to watch whether he’s tormenting Camaro or getting served with over-the-knee ball and brain busters. Frost slams his bare-ass onto Camaro’s head at 3:25 and never seems to completely pull up his trunks afterwards… lucky us!
Erik Andretti vs. Paul E Normous: What a cheapo Erik Andretti is… whining about every painful little indignity while the calm, confident Paul E Normous bides his time and mets out the hurt. Andretti’s the sort of wrestler you love to hate: one who complains about underhanded tricks but will use them to get an advantage. He stays on Paul’s knee and it’s nice to see the giant suffer somewhat under the smaller guy. But dirty tricks will only get you so far… or will they? Erik’s antics could either win or cost him the match against his more able competitor.
One furiously hot fucking match, after the jump!
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When NY public health professionals realized that the alarming number of young men contracting HIV met their sexual partners over the internet, they decided to utilize the web in creating an educational 3-part web miniseries called In The Life. Their realistic, intelligent, and empathetic portrayal of men navigating sexual health makes for worthwhile viewing. The above film clip tells a little bit about the project, but you can learn more at the In The Life website.
Ever wondered what the Korean boy was singing in “Touch My Body”? Wonder no more, now you can watch the clip with subtitles and sing along!
We guarantee this will definitely brighten your day… or else… you can corner kick me and I will give you Plankton! Oh man, you gotta love the Internet… and a camel up of here. Stop reading and start singing already! LOL.
What goes better with romance than a little lube? Some “Grease” should do ya! In this ultra-famous, overplayed yet nonetheless catchy number, Sandy has vamped herself into Danny, the greaser’s dream and decided to tease him in and out of her “fun house” (get it? It’s a metaphor for her lady box). Too bad she’s done it at the expense of everything she is, especially since Danny’s acted like a douche-nozzle towards her the entire show, But who hasn’t done something stupid to get a guy? Urm…
This satirical spoof, Challenge of the Super-Duper Friends features the heroes and villains of modern-day U.S. politics, including George Bush (“Petro-Man”), Karl Rove (“Doctor Spin”), Barack Obama (“Captain United”), and Hilary Clinton (“Reform Girl”). Like last week’s cartoon, it’s unclear if this project had any actual episodes made. However, you can still learn more about each hero and villain at the Super-Duper Friends website.
The pressures of being gay in a predominantly straight world can make coming to terms with your identity, finding true love, and living free pretty tough. A lot of straight people take their acceptance for granted. However, this short, touching comedy puts the shoe on the other foot and makes an important and very simple point, especially worth consideration in these post-Prop 8 days.
Hungry for some hotness? YOU WON’T BE. Simian Mobile Disco from London serve up this dir-Dir-DIRTY little gem called “Hustler.” The lyrics are inane, but the video is insane! Come get your fill of Western consumption… French fries? Check. Hundred dollar bills? Check. Bulimic demons? Ahh… check please.
Wow… this is probably the worst trailer for a seemingly good film ever. Needless narration, over-the-top emotional music, and meaningless phrases (“No Rules! No Regrets! No Return!”). It’s an art movie for fucks’ sakes, not The Last Action Hero.
Madrid, 1922: Spain’s traditional values of religious morality, art, and aristocracy find themselves under-minded by the new influences of jazz, Freud and the avant-garde. Salvador Dalí arrives at university at the age of 18 years old, determined to become a great artist. His bizarre blend of shyness and rampant exhibitionism attracts the attention of two of the university’s social elite—Federico García Lorca and Luis Buñuel. But Federico struggles against his own psyche, tortured by the damning implications of his own religious beliefs and the undeniable voice of his flesh. He is haunted by news of Salvador, who is collaborating on a Surrealist film with Luis and has embarked on an affair with Gala, a married woman. (SOURCE)
Twilight’s Robert Pattinson plays painter Dali in Little Ashes, a film that explores his relationship with gay poet Lorca (played by Javier Beltran). The director’s statement from the Little Ashes website says, “The audience, with García Lorca, will fall in love with the shy and brilliant Dalí, and be captivated by his sensitivity and vulnerability hidden behind his poses and charades. We admire and fear for him in his outrageousness. Later, we fear more for García Lorca as we realize that Dalí’s masks have become his face, that he has begun to believe in his act, and that the pair’s love is becoming the victim of Dalí’s narcissism and ambition.”
Two short clips from the film, after the jump!
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