Non-professional, layman, greenhorn, dilettante… amateurs tend to get a bad rap. And this week’s line-up of crappy quality videos of painfully fake wrestling may not help. But hey! Quality and believability aren’t the point. Amateurs paved the way for porn and many smaller wrestling leagues to make it big in wrestling. Plus, there’s a slow way these men go after each other that makes them more sensuous. Since they’re not getting paid, you know they’re performing for the joy of grappling with another guy and being watched.
Jason Zamora vs. Alberto: Jason Zamora is scrumptious. He’s packing heat in that thar package and his ass is cute as well. His caramel competitor’s pretty sexy too, especially when the boys start rolling around on the floor with one another… packages and asses galore! Sadly, the match ends before there’s a winner, but oh well.
Shawn vs. Larry: You gotta love these wrestler names—Shawn versus Larry? Why didn’t they choose names like “Big Time Bruiser” and “The Corinthian Man Crusher?” For those of you who like your men big and bulky, this match is for you. On these big guys, their trunks look like g-strings and watching them roll around and hold each other is both tender and hot. Makes you wish they were naked and erect.
BrickNero vs. Border Guy: Oh, the pleasures of wrestling in someone’s romper room. These two men spend so much time with their heads between each other’s legs that you’d think they’d found each other on an online personal ad. The matching trunks prove that they’ve coordinated this bout. We love Brick Nero’s comb-over and Border Guy’s soft body. They may not look like your stereotypical steroid stompers, but they’re real, dammit.
Three more private matches, including a two-parter with sexy men… after the jump!
In the wake of anti-gay dating site, e-Harmony, being forced to accept gays in a legal settlement, it seems that some other sights always had gays in mind. Take Bjorn Borg’s Love For All site. Not only does the commercial have two men of the cloth kissing (sure to piss off the religious conservatives), but it’s got also an unconventional website. On it, a Nordic woman in tennis gear walks you through setting up a profile—queer, but not so gay.
Oh yeah… it’s almost the weekend (NOT) and you’ve got one thing on your mind… dance music. OK, two things… dance music and gettin’ off. But anticipating it too much could leave you in a, uh, sticky and lonesome situation. This SNL Digital Short features he Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone (of Lonely Island) making “O faces” that are laugh-out-loud hilarious.
Via Sticky.
Last week’s Musical Monday featured an intensely sensual song called “Touch Me.” This week, we feature “Toucha-Toucha-Toucha Touch Me” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show— campy, orgiastic viewing that’s essential for any blossoming homosexual. In this scene, Janet (Susan Sarandon) discovers that like her, her fiancee Brad, has also slept with their host, Dr. Frankenfurter. Amid her shame, she meets the Frankenfurter’s beautiful man-slave, Rocky, who she’s eager to comfort. Though the singing doesn’t actually start until 2:22, the entire lead up to it is worth watching, if for nostalgia or initiation.
Episode 1 of Surf Camp is well worth the viewing. Don’t believe us? Check out the shameless bulge at 1:05. Not too long ago, we announced the start of Surf Camp, an online Aussie TV show in which five gay studs learn how to surf for the first time. If you remember, each episode is only 5-minutes long and afterwards, you get to vote on the winner. We’ll be posting each one and keeping you on top of who’s in, who’s out, and each episode’s highlights… enjoy!
Competitors Miles and Nico get hot and sweaty onstage in the Canadian version of So You Think You Can Dance by doing capoeira, a style of dance fighting. The dance is nice and the commentary yada, yada… oh my god! Are you looking at these two studs?! AHHHH! And there’s quite a bit of chemistry and bromance between the two. We love it. Watching Miles and Nico praise each other and the beginning and then stand their breathing heavy and repeatedly hugging as they get feedback is entertaining all in itself. Oh, and the poor-man’s Madonna is there too.
Why won’t any guys go out with Troy? What about his biceps? His listening skills? He’s perfect… almost. This amusing look into gay dating plays like it could have been lifted out of Queer As Folk. However, unlike QAF, only one episode of “Troy” was ever created… that’s right—this is it. But what happened to Troy? Did he ever find love? And what of the stripteaser and bartender? Did they hook up or did Troy get in between them? We may never know the answers to these questions. However, you can learn more about the cartoon and its creator at the TroyTooner YouTube page.
OK, OK, OK… so it’s a video and not a film. Even still, the latest VGL Gay Boys video will make you laugh out loud and ponder the less serious side of important social issues such as the recession, metafiction, and your uncontrollable racism. We’ve featured the VGL Gay Boys before. Check out their YouTube page for even more of their hilarious videos on topics such as the U.S. Elections, Prop 8, and Clay Aiken.
We must’ve played this song a hundred some-odd times in the 80’s. The singer, Pete Shelley is from the band, The Buzzcocks. Homosapien was his first solo release in 1981 and it got banned by the BBC for “explicit reference to gay sex”, but that didn’t stop it from becoming enormously popular in dance clubs in Europe and North America. Though it’s repetitive, it’s a catchy tune with some great lyrics:
And I just hope and pray that the day of our love is at hand
You and I, me and you, we will be one from two, understand?
And the world is so wrong that I hope that we’ll be strong enough
For we are on our own and the only thing known is our love
I don’t wanna classify you like an animal in the zoo
But it seems good to me to know that you’re Homosapien too.
This little gem fromJoinTheImpact.com uses humor to give a pretty accurate portrayal of how Proposition 8 passed and how we can all find a happy, American middle ground in greed. It’s quick, funny and features Margaret Cho, Neil Patrick Harris, and Jack Black among many other talents. Enjoy!
Back in the day, when wrestlers actually won matches, minor league television champ, The Lightning Kid, used to be one of our faves. He’s brash, cocky, and has got a nice little body on him too. Sure he’s also got a mullet and rat tail, but that only makes him all the rougher. If he’s this unruly in the ring, you gotta wonder what he’s like in bed. We’d love to know… whatever happened to the Lightning Kid? Did he turn into the 1-2-3 Kid or Billy Kidman, or did they just look alike because of the mullet?
Chaz Taylor vs. Lightning Kid (match one): In this match, the 80’s era west coast jobber, Chaz, faces off against the Lightning Kid just back from his stint in Japan. Note the wiry Kid’s firm ass and muscular body as he ceremonially throws salt into the corners of the ring. Chaz starts in hard on the Kid, but when the Lightning Kid discovers that Chaz has an injured knee at 5:30, will Chaz’s exposed weak spot make him easy prey?
Chaz Taylor vs. Lightning Kid (match two): This isn’t a continuation of the first match, it’s a new match entirely… though not so different, as the kid is up to his old tricks. After all, there’s a belt on the line. The Kid racks himself in this brutal match around the 6:00 mark… very funny. At several points, you can clearly see Chaz’s peen and package through his trunks… very hot. Another match against a more muscular competitor, after the jump!
Whether you like strong and grey or young and lanky, this clip will make your heart race. In a news segment, the Silver Fox Anderson Cooper races the Golden Boy, Olmypic swimmer Michael Phelps. The outcome once they get wet together is a forgone conclusion, but the pre-race tension is what heats things up.
What better song for a gay porn blog on World AIDS Day than Spring Awakening‘s “Touch Me”? OK, OK, OK… so they’re discussing straight sex, but the song applies to gay sex as well. Especially with lyrics like this:
Touch me just like that
And that, oh , yeah, now that’s heaven
Now that I like, God, that’s so nice
Now lower down where the figs lie
At this point in the musical, the kids actually start getting laid. Of course, it doesn’t all turn out so well, but it’s just a reminder that one should take precautions. not having sex as a teenager in repressive late-nineteenth century Germany is a good start. Rosie starts creaming over the kids at 4:35, FYI. Not that she doesn’t have good reason, you just might wanna turn your volume down is all.
If you haven’t seen this cult classic and animated masterpiece of Don Hertzfeld, prepare for something dark, wickedly funny, and ultimately disturbing. In 2000, at the age of 23, Hertzfeldt was nominated for the Academy Award for Animated Short Film for his fifth major film, Rejected. It recounts the artist’s declining mental state as his unconventional animated shorts are rejected left and right by their commissioners. The ending sequence does something eerie that makes the sum greater than all of its parts. We hope you like it, it really is a dark little treat.
Paul and his lover both have something to admit, though it means something different for each of them. Paul’s just discovering the pleasures of man-on-man sex. And his lover? Well, he’s more experienced, but less in another way. They both find some hot middle ground in oral sex, but it’s really intimacy they crave. Virgins is a French film that’s pretty steamy for being only three minutes long.
For your Thursday ditty, here’s Tears For Fears with “Sowing The Seeds of Love,” a great socio-political song that also has a pretty tripped-out video. Do yourself a favor and give it a spin. I mean, just check out these lyrics:
Politician Granny with your high ideals
Have you no idea how the majority feels
So without love and a promised land
We’re fools to the rules of a government plan
Kick out the style, bring back the jam
Discrimination’s the problem, love’s the cure. Sow them seeds, bitches!
