Wednesday Wrasslin’ Round-Up: Mind Games
A great American non-wrestler, Abraham Lincoln, once said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.” In this week’s Round-Up, we put Mr. Lincoln’s quotation to the test by putting it in the ring with several dastardly heels who use dirty tricks and mind games to try to get the upper hand. Will integrity or deception win out? Either way, you’ll shoot your load to three incredibly sexy matches finding out. Did we just mention ex-president Lincoln and jizzing to pro-wrestling in the same paragraph? Why yes, yes we did.
Christian Frost vs. Chris Camaro: Hot, buff Christian Frost in the pink leopard trunks and g-string wants to wear down Chris Camaro with homoerotic head games. Can we blame him? We’d like to put our crotches and asses on Camaro as well, but Camaro’s having none of it. First, Frost shakes his crotch in Camaro’s face and then humps his head shortly after. Damn, Frost is hot to watch whether he’s tormenting Camaro or getting served with over-the-knee ball and brain busters. Frost slams his bare-ass onto Camaro’s head at 3:25 and never seems to completely pull up his trunks afterwards… lucky us!
Erik Andretti vs. Paul E Normous: What a cheapo Erik Andretti is… whining about every painful little indignity while the calm, confident Paul E Normous bides his time and mets out the hurt. Andretti’s the sort of wrestler you love to hate: one who complains about underhanded tricks but will use them to get an advantage. He stays on Paul’s knee and it’s nice to see the giant suffer somewhat under the smaller guy. But dirty tricks will only get you so far… or will they? Erik’s antics could either win or cost him the match against his more able competitor.
One furiously hot fucking match, after the jump!
Ben Sailer and Daryl Hall: Ben’s got such an amazing body, we could spend the entire match just looking at his crotch and ass. But Daryl lets Ben know who’s boss through a hdnful of dirty tricks, including a back elbow to the ribs, chokes, dropping Sailer’s neck and bending him backward over the ropes, It’s hot as fuck watching Sailer suffer so much, Daryl’s a bruiser, indeed. If Sailer wants an inch, he’ll have a mile of pain to work through first.