Wendesday Wrasslin’ Round-Up: Mixed Bag 2

This week’s Round-Up brings you an assortment of brawls. There’s no common theme, although the last two matches feature little guys getting the upper hand on bigger guys. But as always, the bruisers are buff, the holds are hot, and the groans groin engorging.

ROUND ONE: The black trunked competitor starts by sayingwhat every boy wants to hear, “I own your ass, your ass is mine!” Afterwards, his jobber, who has a nice ass and a tramp stamp to boot becomes his delicious little abuse sponge, breathing hard and moaning as his accented avenger pummels him good. Just listening to it with the sound off gave us a boner.

ROUND TWO: So you think bigger is always better? Mr. Destiny doesn’t think so, he’s prepared to takedown Tower, his tasty opponent, by turning him over in a series of painful leg holds. He get to see Mr. Destiny’s amazing chest up close and my-oh-my Tower’s wrestling trunks look just about as small as they can get. Yeah, NRW’s wrestling is fake as shit, but their wrestlers’ bodies are where the real action is.