Don’t Look Directly Into The Nut Sack!
Don’t look directly into the nut sack, kids! Apparently, the children of South Carolina are being corrupted(?) or hypnotized(?) by sets of novelty rubber testicles hanging from the backs of trucks. Yes, it’s Truck Nuts a modern, moronic automotive adornment that gives balls to the cliche that vehicles are merely “extensions of your penis.” Though city won’t likely press charges, we’re wondering what “harder actions” they’ll take if men continue to flaunt their balls in public.
In the spirit of investigative journalism, we wanted to get down and dirty on the balls. So we went right to the source to get some hard hitting (or low-hanging) answers. Though they have many varieties (such as Black Tuxedo Nuts, Blue Balls, Flesh Nuts, Nuts of Steel, and Shiny Brass Balls) they don’t give any reason behind why one would hang prosthetic nuts from their hitch. However, they do offer this helpful hint and disclaimer:
The hanger comes with directions, you slide this into your 2 inch hitch receiver and this allows your balls to swing back and forth easily.
WHEN USING THE HITCH HANGER, IT IS BEST TO USE A THREADLOCKER ADHESIVE, PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR BALLS.
