adjective – Feeling disappointed about one’s dick size or lack of penile satisfaction.
ex: I was hoping he was mega-hung but when I saw he only had 7 inches, I was a little dickappointed. What can I say? I’m a size queen.
or
He didn’t suck me off or even give me a handjob. He just jerked himself off and went to bed—totally dickappointing.
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noun: can refer to oval-shaped anal beads or rectal sex toys but also slang for round or solid feces.
Ex: I wanted to put an anal egg inside him, but he already had a couple anal eggs in there that he had to clear out first, if you know what I mean.
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noun: an abbreviation for masturbator. Can be used affectionately (as in “you naughty little monkey”) or pejoratively (as in “you wanker”).
Ex: Ugh. Octavio thinks he’s all that with his creepy smile, rancid cologne, and unbuttoned see-through shirt. But he’s nothing but a ‘bator.
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noun: the area between the twat and the shitter
ex: “Bisexual Bob calls the area between a girl’s twat and her shitter a taint or a chode, but I call it twitter. Get it? Twat and shitter? God, I’m drunk.”
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noun: inserting long rods (called “sounds”) into the uretha for sexual stimulation.
ex: When Bob told me he liked sounding, I thought it had to do with using sound waves during. But then he explained it to me and my mouth dropped open. He said it feels really good, but would you ever try it?
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noun: a male bimbo, particularly of the ditzy sexpot variety (him + bimbo)
ex: Oh, Reichen Lehmkuhl’s hot but he’s a total himbo. He can’t sing, he can’t act, he can’t design attractive jewelry, and did you see him on TV? Blech… he’s all brawn and no brains! I’d still do him though.
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adjective/noun: one who becomes famous for doing something gay or one with notable celebrity in the gay community.
ex: Girl, you’ve never heard of RuPaul??! Are you kidding? She’s done so many songs, public events, and drag TV shows that she’s practically gaymous. Either you’ve been living under a rock or you are the worst gay man ever.
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noun – when a hernia causes your intestines to lower into your testicular sack making your balls look even bigger (intestines + testicles). It’s actually a painful condition requiring medical attention, but a good reason to make a cheap joke.
ex: Poor Chris. He has been in such pain since his hernia affected his ballsack. And I’m sure it doesn’t that I’m always asking about his intesticles.
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noun: Shitting on someone’s chest, rubbing it in with your buttcheeks, and whistling while you do it. Presumably a last date move supposedly named because of the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns football helmet.
ex: What?! Oh please… no one has ever given anyone a Cleveland Steamer. That’s just one of those dumb, outrageous sex moves that everyone likes to talk about but no one really does, kinda like a Jelly Donut or a Dirty Sanchez.
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noun: a boner a straight guy gets when hanging out with another straight dude (his “bro”).
Ex: Dude, don’t be weirded out. Haven’t you ever heard of “a broner”? Just check out this video below:
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noun: dirty butt. Used when looking at guys who you weren’t sure if they kept their butts clean
ex: He’s a hipster and I like his scruff, but I bet he’s probably got a D.B.. I’d definitely shower with him before either of you decide to go to Rim Town.
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noun: when someone eats your ass from behind while giving you a handjob (the sliding motion of a hand on a shaft combined with a face in a pucker creates the strange image of someone playing a trombone).
ex: Then after I sucked his dick for a while, he got me on all fours and gave me a rusty trombone. I was fifteen minutes for work, but meh.
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noun: a dildo or anal toy of laughably impossible design or girth, something you would not like to stick in your ass.
ex: Girl, the “Fist of Fury” ain’t a dildo—it’s a dildon’t.
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noun: an abbreviation for “Ass To Mouth” when one pulls their dick out of a person’s ass and immediately inserts it in their mouth. Can also refer to rimming and then kissing someone (if you’re a wuss).
ex: When he asked if I wanted to go A.T.M. in the middle of sex, I thought he meant we should go to the cash machine. Then he told me what he meant and I was like “Oh, hell no!” But then I did it anyway…
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adjective: something that’s so amazing it’s crazy or something that’s amazing in a really broke-ass or ghetto-fabulous way.
ex: Have you seen Miguel’s jean jacket with the rhinestone mosaic of Nancy Reagan on the back? Yeah, it’s amazeballs.
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noun: 1) a small loop on the back of a man’s shirt between the shoulderblades at the top of the pleat.
2) a tag on a social networking site that confirms that a person is a homosexual
3) the masculine version of a tramp stamp; i.e. a lower back tattoo on a guy.
4) any game played by homos play hide-and-seek, Chinese freeze tag, or any other game that involves running, giggling, and being touched by “it”
verb: 1) to amass a big group of gays, lesbians and their friends and take over a traditionally straight venue
2) to leave glitter make-up, a rainbow button, bad cologne, or lipstick on another person as a result of a gay embrace
ex: “So the boys and I were playing fag tag and when Jerry touched me, he totally left this fag tag of glittery hand lotion all over my shirt. Granted, my shirt already had a big ol’ fag tag of its own on the back it, but I still wanted to look nice for when we fag tag the straight sports bar later. God knows I’ll probably be fag tagged on Facebook if anyone takes pictures of us while we’re there. And I’ll most likely end up picking up a bottom with his own fag tag right above his ass! Life is so faggy sometimes, isn’t it?”
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