noun: short for gay in Portuguese gay slang. It’s also something Oprah once gave to her audience
ex: Hey cara, check out those two bees. Maybe I should ask for a boquete (a blowjob).
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noun: an older man who chases after younger men (or “chicken”). Chicken can refer to teenage jailbait as well as men substantially younger than the “hawk” in question.
ex: “I know I just turned 45, but I look at that group of hot young twinks over there and I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight! Whoever thought I’d grow up into a chicken hawk?”
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adjective: A particularly novel, insightful, deft, or clever way of handling or relating to women.
ex: Wow, your mix tape of 3rd Eye Blind and Sugar Ray really brought all the ladies to the dance floor. That and offering fruity cocktails were both vagenius ideas!
noun: an old transgender person or a shabby-looking drag queen
ex: I like drag sing-alongs as much as the next guy, but when I saw that old queen try to belt outBaby Got Back, I was like “Nuh-uh tranma. Stick to showtunes.”
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noun: Over sexualized advertising, using sex to sell anything (especially things unrelated to sex).
ex: Alex should quit with the assvertising if really wants me to vote for him. I like tight pants and come ons as much as the next guy, but we’re electing a city councilman, not a local streetwalker.
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noun: skills necessary to be a proper homosexual (sometimes used derisively) .
ex: Jon was well-versed in all manner of faggotry including proper beard grooming, how to find a good party any night of the week, how to mix drinks with anything lying around, and inserting a witty comment at just the right time to inflate or deflate whoever he liked.
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noun: an unsexy man whose physical form inspires repulsion and nausea—the opposite of beefcake.
ex: Ugh! You actually like that guy? He’s a total barfcake. Maybe if he had better manners, a better body, better taste in clothes and brushed his teeth once in a while. Yes, I know… I am a bad person.
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adjective: tight clothing that accentuates a man’s chest. Pronounced peck-oh-tahj.
ex: Look at that pectoage shirt. You can see his erect nipples. He must have bought it for that exact reason.
noun: When a person of feminine manner gets angry and upset about something not going their way and begins whining, crying, yelling, screaming, throwing things, or generally acting like a Godzilla queen-sized mega hose beast. Also called a “BF.”
ex: When I didn’t buy Marcus another drink he started throwing a bitch fit. That’s when I ditched him and went home to get laid.
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noun: the ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people.
ex: Girl, can you believe that QueerClick has never featured gaydar as a Queerism? Maybe that’s because the editors have a hard time telling which porn stars are actually gay and which are just gay-for-pay.
Oh, you bitches.
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noun: Gay Chromosome(s) that make horny gays arroused when they see hot men.
Ex: Giiirrrrl!!! Look at that hunkalicious man. Makes my homosomes go wild!!
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noun: a particularly active bottom, a pass-around party bottom, or a guy who just can’t get enough cock in his ass.
Ex: Even a chaste guy like Mark can become a total buttslut when he finds just the right tool for the job!
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noun: a woman who was once a lesbian but is no longer (has been + lesbian)
Ex: Nikki? No she’s a hasbian. She was gay ’til graduation, but now she likes cock again, just like us.
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noun: (pronounced or-jee-nigh-zuhr) the person organizing an orgy or sex party.
Ex: I really want into the sex party but I haven’t gotten an invite yet. Do you know how I can get a hold of the orgynizer?
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adjective: denoting either gay anal sex (as opposed to straight anal sex) or someone who is anal-retentive (uptight) in a particularly gay way.
ex: We were about to do some gaynal, but then he wanted to douche and moisturize and light sandalwood scented candles and put on some Barbara Streisand and I was like, “Gurl, you gotta stop being so gaynal. It’s just sex.”
adjective: the feeling of resentment a gay guy feels upon realizing that the guy they hooked up with was only bi-curious and no longer interested in fooling around with them ever again.
Ex: Oh, I get it. You only let me blow you because you’re bi-curious. Well that makes me bi-furious!
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